The whole episode would be Celestia trying to find out what the letter said, by any means necessary. Splinter Celestia anyone?
Luna: Dear sister, did we learn anything from this debacle?
Celestia: Hmmm... no.
That would be running a punchline into the ground.
If I were to write an episode? Oh boy...
It'd be big, season opener or finale material. The stakes would start out above-average and only get higher. Celestia gets more characterization. The grand return of the Elements of Harmony, but the Mane Six need to do more than believe really hard and shoot to beat the bad guy. Speaking of the bad guy, he'd be designed to give both the intended audience and periphery audience nightmares.
Awesome nightmares. Gags would be over-the-top, as well as ripe meme material. If there's a song, then nothing less than an orchestral/rock opera featuring all the characters in the episode. Faces from previous episodes show up to help out. The bonds of friendship are tried to their limit, but only come back stronger. The good guys (
all of them) learn a lesson about friendship or believing or somesuch, the villain is killed or otherwise destroyed (preferably in an ironic and/or epic fashion), and everyone gallops off into the sunset.
C'MON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!
I wonder if Cadance would say something like this.
Cadance: (to Twilight) This is for the record: History is written by the victor. History is filled with liars. If she lives, and we die, her truth becomes written — and ours is lost. Chrysalis will be a heroine. Because all you need to change the world is one good switch and a river of blood. She's about to complete the greatest trick a liar ever played on history. Her truth will be the truth. But only if she lives, and we die.
We go forward like a breath exhaled from the Earth. With vigor in our hearts and one goal in sight: We. Will. Kill him.
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Not Cadence. Someone, but not Cadence.
C'MON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!
@ d Roy: Honestly, that sounds too dark for Cadance.
Pronounced "Sid-zellia"
Sounds more like Celestia, honestly. A side of her she doesn't like to show, but one that's there. Old, and experienced.
I'm not Welsh
Oh, I thought he was referring to Ginger. Nevermind.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
@kegisak - Hmm...interesting.
Great, now I am thinking about her saying this line, during the Princesses' final stand against King Sombra:
Luna: We have one good warrior. He got a thousand. We don't even know if Discord's intel is any good. Tia...Tia?
Celestia: The healthy pony mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is its last day on Earth. But I think that's a luxury. Not a curse. To know you're close to the end is a kind of freedom. Good time to take... inventory. Outbladed. Outnumbered. Out of our minds. On a suicide mission. But the sand and rocks here, stained with thousands of years of warfare... They will remember us. For this. Because out of our vast array of nightmares, this is the one we choose for ourselves. We go forward like a breath exhaled from the Earth. With vigor in our hearts and one goal in sight: We. Will. Stop him.
Well, that's it for today. Goodnight, folks.
edited 14th Dec '12 10:02:14 PM by dRoy
We go forward like a breath exhaled from the Earth. With vigor in our hearts and one goal in sight: We. Will. Kill him.
That should probably go in the Spoiler Thread. (I know it's currently discussion of the leaked episode, but...)
I think discussing official synopsis here is fine.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
T-Minus 9 hours 14 minutes :D
@ marston: Back! Back, you spoiler demon!
Pronounced "Sid-zellia"
The whole point is the livestream fun :P