#295551
Tue, 23rd Oct '12 8:25:58 PM
Making cider with Zap Apples is illegal in seven states.
edited 23rd Oct '12 8:26:08 PM by dRoy
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#295552
Tue, 23rd Oct '12 8:26:32 PM
from Over there. Maybe?
And four cul-de-sacs.
#295553
Tue, 23rd Oct '12 8:31:32 PM
from riding the wave
A standard mug of Zap Apple cider has 400% of the recommended daily allowance of rainbow radiation.
That would be running a punchline into the ground.
#295554
Tue, 23rd Oct '12 8:36:03 PM
Turning Zap Apples into perfume and using it is considered as a war crime.
#295555
Tue, 23rd Oct '12 8:41:03 PM
from Appleloosa
The only thing stronger than Zap Apple Cider is more Zap Apple Cider.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
#295556
Tue, 23rd Oct '12 8:41:17 PM
from Over there. Maybe?
A single Zap Apple can power a small country for 10 years.
#295557
Tue, 23rd Oct '12 8:42:41 PM
Caramelled Zap Apples are considered the most durable substance discovered in Equestria.
#295558
Tue, 23rd Oct '12 8:48:53 PM
from Viridian Forest
Meanwhile, pickled Zap Apples are a class 1A explosive.
#295559
Tue, 23rd Oct '12 8:50:16 PM
from Stamford, CT
A single jar of puree Zap Apple, when run through with an electrical current, is able to produce an explosion equal to a single tactical nuke.
There are three constants in the universe: creation, destruction, and Fate. Guess which one am I? - Id the Imp
#295560
Tue, 23rd Oct '12 8:50:22 PM
from riding the wave
You smell that? Zap Apple Jelly, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of Zap Apple Jelly in the morning. Smells like... victory.
That would be running a punchline into the ground.
#295561
Tue, 23rd Oct '12 8:55:19 PM
from the event horizon
All right, I've been thinking. When live gives you apples? Don't make apple cider. Make life take the apples back! Get mad! I don't want your damn apples, what am I supposed to do with these?!
(Yeah, take the apples...)
Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it though it could give Cave Colton apples! Do you know who I am? I'm the stallion who's going to burn your house down! With the apples! I'm going to get my farmers to invent an electrified apple that burns your house down!
(Burning ponies! He says what we're all thinking!)
edited 23rd Oct '12 8:55:44 PM by KylerThatch
Just when you think you're in control.
Just when you think you've got a hold, just when you feel on a roll.
#295562
Tue, 23rd Oct '12 8:58:28 PM
When life gives you Zap Apples, you make lemonades.
#295563
Tue, 23rd Oct '12 9:00:58 PM
from his own little world
Okay, when did Steve become a virus and infect everyone with the crazy flu?
Axios!
#295564
Tue, 23rd Oct '12 9:01:42 PM
Zap Apples, man.
#295565
Tue, 23rd Oct '12 9:03:02 PM
from the event horizon
We've always been crazy. Some of us are just better at hiding it. 
Just when you think you're in control.
Just when you think you've got a hold, just when you feel on a roll.
#295566
Tue, 23rd Oct '12 9:04:05 PM
from Viridian Forest
Pinkie came by a page or so ago. Sanity bent around her because it's her bitch.
#295567
Tue, 23rd Oct '12 9:04:43 PM
from Delamare
Of course the ultimate and deadliest form of the Zap Apple is the Zap Apple Pie. No baker has ever dared to actually create one, out of fear it could destroy the planet. Ever hear of Gallopston? No of course not, one baker created a Zap Apple Turnover there, it removed the place from history.
edited 23rd Oct '12 9:05:32 PM by Seraphem
Build a fool proof system, and the world will create a better fool.
My random thoughts
#295568
Tue, 23rd Oct '12 9:04:52 PM
If God gives you lemon, YOU FIND A NEW GOD,
edited 23rd Oct '12 9:05:19 PM by dRoy
#295569
Tue, 23rd Oct '12 9:10:56 PM
from Viridian Forest
UNACCEPTABLE
(we need an image macro of Kanako from that)
edited 23rd Oct '12 9:11:34 PM by Pykrete
#295570
Tue, 23rd Oct '12 9:13:12 PM
from Meinong's jungle
#295571
Tue, 23rd Oct '12 9:14:40 PM
from Wales
Lucky I was away then.
If Pinkie and I were to be in the same room, the Multiverse becomes our bitch, and the Ultimate Crossover Event happens.
Also, there was an experiment 10 years before the events of the show where the Solar government tested Zap Apples on a random town in griffon territory. That's why Gilda ended up in Equestria, and why she harbours her racism towards ponies. The Griffons couldn't handle the Rainrad, and millions died of Rainbow Radiation Sickness.
edited 23rd Oct '12 9:17:07 PM by Steventheman
It's only funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious.
#295572
Tue, 23rd Oct '12 9:15:51 PM
Before Shining Armor and Cadance had foals, they had Zap Apples cider. Cadance went on to give birth to over 400 foals. They all ran as fast as Kenyans. Ponies saw them running and thought that they were Kenyans. They raced as fast as Kenyans against actual Kenyans and it was a tie and they all got deported back to Kenya.
edited 23rd Oct '12 9:16:31 PM by dRoy
#295573
Tue, 23rd Oct '12 9:18:24 PM
from the event horizon
What's in your hoof? Back to me. I have it. It's an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again. THE TICKETS ARE NOW ZAP APPLES.
Anything's possible when your man smells like Zap Apple Spice and not a filly. I am a horse.
edited 23rd Oct '12 9:20:03 PM by KylerThatch
Just when you think you're in control.
Just when you think you've got a hold, just when you feel on a roll.
#295574
Tue, 23rd Oct '12 9:19:11 PM
from his own little world
@ Pykrete: If anyone's going to be screaming "UNACCEPTABLE!" around here it's going to be Lemongrab.
Axios!
#295575
Tue, 23rd Oct '12 9:20:05 PM
Zap Apples scare the living shit out of me.
They could care less as long as somebody bleeds.
So Pinken your clothes and strike a friendly pose.
Maybe they will leave you alone but not me.