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#292801 Steventheman Thu, 11th Oct '12 9:50:36 PM from Wales

That's the quickest porn I've ever known of.

"Time to prepare for my British vacation. My only souvenir will be flaming vengeance."

— Garfield

#292802 Seraphem Thu, 11th Oct '12 9:51:26 PM from Delamare

nope it's a full drawing of one of the mares with a ummm, crystal..ummm, something that makes it r34 though the text under it is hilarious and safe, unless you are allergic to puns

Kimberlite Pipe. She may strike you as dull and lifeless, maybe even cold and gritty, but she’s got a heart of gold. She’ll rock you all night long, and leave you with an apatite for Mohs. Want it in the amphibole? Oh, she likes that real gneiss. She’ll never lose her luster, this diamond lasts forever. (Schist, these are horrible)

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#292803 Pannic Thu, 11th Oct '12 9:53:05 PM

Um...

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#292804 Mousa The 14 Thu, 11th Oct '12 9:54:24 PM from Northern Virginia

God, someone needs to be slapped for those puns.

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#292805 Steventheman Thu, 11th Oct '12 9:55:46 PM from Wales

So, the Mafia have Sweet Apple Acres now.

Soon, all of Ponyville will be a Mob paradise.

edited 11th Oct '12 9:58:44 PM by Steventheman

"Time to prepare for my British vacation. My only souvenir will be flaming vengeance."

— Garfield

#292806 Crowfall Thu, 11th Oct '12 9:58:22 PM

Bitch, please. Like the Apple family would let the mob move in on their turf. Sounds like you're underestimating just how powerful the Apple family is.

#292807 edvedd Thu, 11th Oct '12 9:58:28 PM from Over there. Maybe?

Nooooot quite.

edited 11th Oct '12 9:59:12 PM by edvedd

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#292808 Steventheman Thu, 11th Oct '12 9:59:37 PM from Wales

Nevermind, cancel that music. The Mob has buggered off in the face of the entire town taking up arms and shooting at them.

So, Applejack learnt nothing, except to never trust a Mafia bloke. In a way, I already knew that. They have to owe you a favour first.

edited 11th Oct '12 10:01:17 PM by Steventheman

"Time to prepare for my British vacation. My only souvenir will be flaming vengeance."

— Garfield

#292809 edvedd Thu, 11th Oct '12 10:00:37 PM from Over there. Maybe?

They would have been OK with the mob if the cider had been good.

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#292810 Steventheman Thu, 11th Oct '12 10:01:51 PM from Wales

Ponyville is just full of mercenaries.

They don't care where it came from, as long as it's good.

"Time to prepare for my British vacation. My only souvenir will be flaming vengeance."

— Garfield

#292811 Ace Of Scarabs Thu, 11th Oct '12 10:01:54 PM from Singapore

There is an ongoing litigation against Messrs Flim and Flam filed by the Orange family on account of Sweet Apple Acres.

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#292812 Steventheman Thu, 11th Oct '12 10:03:13 PM from Wales

But with Mafia corruption in the government rising, will the Judge listen to reason, or money?

"Time to prepare for my British vacation. My only souvenir will be flaming vengeance."

— Garfield

#292813 Blueeyedrat Thu, 11th Oct '12 10:03:24 PM from nowhere in particular

I can envision a What If where the brothers win the competition, run the Apples out of town... and then expand their shady business practices, get themselves run out of town anyway within a week, and sell the land back for dirt cheap (and/or as payment for protection from the angry mob).

edited 11th Oct '12 10:04:01 PM by Blueeyedrat

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#292814 Steventheman Thu, 11th Oct '12 10:05:07 PM from Wales

The Mob Vs. an angry mob.

I'm on the phone to Deadliest Warrior now...

"Time to prepare for my British vacation. My only souvenir will be flaming vengeance."

— Garfield

#292815 Ace Of Scarabs Thu, 11th Oct '12 10:06:39 PM from Singapore

Well, a judge appointed by the Princesses and chosen by Twi will be presiding. Also half the court in the case are extended Apple Family.

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#292816 Perpetual Lurker Thu, 11th Oct '12 10:08:05 PM

@Ace Isn't that a bit biased and amoral?

#292817 Ace Of Scarabs Thu, 11th Oct '12 10:09:53 PM from Singapore

@Lurker: Nah, the judges were picked from a whitelist and ratified by a neutral third party.

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#292818 Steventheman Thu, 11th Oct '12 10:11:14 PM from Wales

What, you think the Princess wasn't paid off?

Everyone's been bribed! Even me!

"Time to prepare for my British vacation. My only souvenir will be flaming vengeance."

— Garfield

#292819 Perpetual Lurker Thu, 11th Oct '12 10:11:20 PM

Except that you just said that the judges and jury were picked by/from ponies related to/friends of one side of the case.

#292820 edvedd Thu, 11th Oct '12 10:18:31 PM from Over there. Maybe?

Probably just a coincidence.

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#292821 Steventheman Thu, 11th Oct '12 10:21:32 PM from Wales

Grand Theft Auto: Ponyville

Basically, go around stealing carriages and when you get Six Stars, the Royal Guard come after you.

"Time to prepare for my British vacation. My only souvenir will be flaming vengeance."

— Garfield

#292822 Ace Of Scarabs Thu, 11th Oct '12 10:24:50 PM from Singapore

The Apple Family is everywhere. More than 40% of modern Equestria is Apple extended family, at the bare minimum twice removed. The list of non-corrupt officials is more than 75% Apple Extended family.

The weaver struck very very fast. 17 minutes.

edited 11th Oct '12 10:26:05 PM by AceOfScarabs

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#292823 edvedd Thu, 11th Oct '12 10:26:45 PM from Over there. Maybe?

Honesty runs in the Apple Family, it seems.

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#292824 Ace Of Scarabs Thu, 11th Oct '12 10:28:33 PM from Singapore

@ED: It also means that Messrs Flim and Flam are boned because they all know what they tried to do to the Matriach.

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#292825 Perpetual Lurker Thu, 11th Oct '12 10:34:54 PM

That's a bit... implausible. I hope you won't mind if I completely disregard that theory.