My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Forum Archive (nuked Western Animation thread)
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#282201 from Chicago
@Purps: Cake has got the Justice Jaw.
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#282202
@Steve Pinkie's talents lie in party planning. AJ would only know how to throw a hoedown. tongue
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#282203 from the Moon
@Lurker The nervous, bumbling dad thing is just his cover.wink

Actually, an episode where Pinkie mistakenly thinks Mr Cake is a secret agent would be quite funny.
"You mean, you detect the dreaded hand of my nemesis' henchman, Viscount von Sausageroll?"
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#282204 from a Time of Eclipse
[up][up] Yeah, and then - because Cadance and Shining Armour are visiting - she arranges a garden party and provides trowels.

edited 12th Sep '12 12:54:50 PM by CountDorku

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#282205 from Chicago
@Lurker: Wait, who threw a ho down?

edited 12th Sep '12 12:55:47 PM by condottiera

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#282206 from Wales
That is what makes the revenge so brilliant!

Pinkie throws the party, in which she unleashes the mother of all slam poems. AJ then trains for years with Zecora, learning the ways of poetry, then she defeats Pinkie in an epic rap battle in which someone melts from the awesome.
The proper response to a lawful order is not “Why?”
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#282207 from the Moon
@Connie Spike. He's a super pimp.
"You mean, you detect the dreaded hand of my nemesis' henchman, Viscount von Sausageroll?"
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#282208 from Chicago
Speaking of which, does anybody know any good brony Nerdcore?

[up] With his All-Mare Army of Friendship Fighters

Can you dig it?

edited 12th Sep '12 1:01:52 PM by condottiera

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#282209 from a Time of Eclipse
DOLESPIKE, APPLEBUCKER!
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#282210 from Chicago
Property of the Dole Corporation.
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#282211 from a Time of Eclipse
Dumb fanfic plot idea: Pinkie Pie decides to do a zebrasploitation film and spends hours trying to convince Zecora to do it.

Oh, Pinkie Pie. How would we come up with insane ideas like this without your off-the-planetness.

edited 12th Sep '12 1:09:22 PM by CountDorku

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#282212 from Chicago
Zebrasploitation: Best. Word. Ever.
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#282213 from Meinong's jungle
DOLESPIKE, APPLEBUCKER!

This needs to be a real thing.
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#282214 from a Time of Eclipse
[up][up]"I will make them aware I've returned to the scene
And if you buck with me I'll rip out your spleen."

"CUT! No no no, it needs to be a bit more...dramatic! I know! Do it like an episode of My Little People!"

edited 12th Sep '12 1:13:47 PM by CountDorku

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#282215 from Meinong's jungle
"That's a wrap! Absolutely flawless! YOU SEE WHAT I DID? THAT WHAT ACTING! WHAT YOU DID WAS CRAP!"
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#282216 from a Time of Eclipse
Pinkie Pie, Director at Large would be such an awesome thing to witness.

You'd have her demanding a peaceful pastoral scene be done in the style of Hydrazilla.
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#282217 from Chicago
Zecora is a bad apple—

Shut yo mouth!
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#282218 from the Moon
I just pictured Zecora as Jules Winnfield.

edited 12th Sep '12 1:19:58 PM by PurpleDalek

"You mean, you detect the dreaded hand of my nemesis' henchman, Viscount von Sausageroll?"
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#282219 from a Time of Eclipse
"Have a chair, Zecora."

"I do not like your wooden chair
It smells like ants and burning hair."

[up][up] Also, this reminds me of something I saw once on 4chan rewriting that theme to be about William Howard Taft. I love the Internet.

edited 12th Sep '12 1:23:01 PM by CountDorku

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#282220 from Chicago
What ain't know country of which I have heard!

I dare you, once more, to utter that word!
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#282221 from Wales
Zecora as Jules Winnfield.

YES. FUCK YES.

edited 12th Sep '12 1:23:33 PM by Steventheman

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#282222 from a Time of Eclipse
So...it's not quite 6:30 yet, and already I've contributed to making this thread about poetic zebrasploitation movies.

This is probably the most awesome thing I'll do all day.
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#282223 from Deep Space
Because
Und wenn du lange in einen Abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein.
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#282224 from the Moon
I am about to commit murder.

But this is a tasty burger.
"You mean, you detect the dreaded hand of my nemesis' henchman, Viscount von Sausageroll?"
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#282225 from a Time of Eclipse
[up] Your meter is off.
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