Surprise only allows me to be her "official biographer." Then when I post the interesting parts of her life on Fimfiction, she comes here and tells everyone that they're lies.

Then a week ago she tried to replace me with Derpy.

I can't make sense of that pony.

@Surprise: Where do you keep getting all these humans from?

I'd guess dimensional rifts.

REPOST DUE TO END-OF-PAGE DEATH SLOT:

Hey, Surprise, have you ever been asked about the Big Brother ponies (not the kind that's watching you)?

Surprise has spent the last few posts inside, sulking. Suddenly she runs back outdoors and right up to Orion.

Hey, I wanted to show you a new song I wrote! It's called "My Boyfriend is a Changeling"!

Suddenly hears Lyra's question

Ummm... Raydence came with me from Dream Valley, the others.... umm... actually, I don't know where these other humans keep coming from. It's almost like Ponyville is some sort of dimensional nexus where any insane thing can happen.

Suddenly sees Twilight Sparkle running around town, chanting "must get fifty rings, must get fifty rings, must get fifty rings..."

... Was Ponyville always this weird?

EDIT: Big... Brother... Ponies? Well, plenty of ponies have big brothers...

edited 28th Aug '12 7:02:00 PM by Surprise

Tell her to find the angel statue in Wacky Workbench.

Wait, wrong game.

edited 28th Aug '12 7:02:06 PM by SuperGex

Woah, Moon Dancer's gonna cut a bitch.

Calm down, hon.

Yeah, Surprise doesn't own any sharp instruments anymore. Court orders.

Moon dancer thinks that adopting humans is weird. Moon dancer will tell her followers on her blog about this.

Moon dancer will not invite Surprise to her party mmph

Ooh, MD bringin the drama up in here.

Link us to your blog!

edited 28th Aug '12 7:04:56 PM by condottiera

Wonder why I never see any humans wandering around.

@Moon Dancer: You have a link to your blog? Also, can I come to the party?

edited 28th Aug '12 7:04:48 PM by LyraHeartstrings

It begiiiiiiinss....

edited 28th Aug '12 7:05:35 PM by SuperGex

It's sock puppet comedy hour up here in the thread manor.

Is that what we settled on?

Stately thread manor, not thread shed?

Aright.

The Thread Science-Manor, to be specific. My invention.

Comedy? Ok.

Hello I'm Orion and I just flew in from Neightucky and I'm tired.

-hears crickets in the background-

You don't want to go to one of Moon Dancer's parties, Lyra. They're about as fun as you'd expect of a pony whose too busy liveblogging the party to actually host it to be.

And for some reason most of the humans board with me. I guess they see Ray and think my house is some sort of habitat for humanity.

Moondancer likes Lyra and she will invite her to her party.In fact Moondancer invites everypony but Surprise to her party.

Moon dancer doesn’t know how to link to her blog, Moon dancer is not skilled with computers.

edited 28th Aug '12 7:14:33 PM by MoonDancer

Heh heh, habitat for humanity.

Well, I guess that means it won't be a surprise party.

edited 28th Aug '12 7:14:57 PM by condottiera

-plays some Weird Al-

I love Weird Al. My little brother introduced me to him, actually.

YOU LIE!

After some thought, I'll take Kenshin in as a class pet if he's okay with it.

According to some sources, his name is Doctor Hooves. So they already have the same last name.

Also, I like the explanation from Sereg's fanfic that Derpy's eyes are misaligned because she got caught in an explosion of time magic and now one of her eyes sees nine seconds into the future.

I like "Dr. Hooves as Equestria's version of The Doctor", but I'd also be interested in seeing an interpretation of him as a truly separate character.

The trading card did say he's in charge of clocks and "all things timey-wimey", and he flipped the hourglass for the cider-making competition, so him being a professional timekeeper makes sense. And Equestria needs professional timekeepers because sunrise and sunset are subject to Celestia's whims.

Now I'm wondering what Dr. Hooves and the other professional timekeepers were doing during "The Return of Harmony"—what sort of measures they took to keep their clocks accurate during Discord's rampage.

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