@story: It's an old joke.

"Hey, I just flew in from Kentucky, and boy, are my arms tired!"

@Ace: I saw that one.

"Please let me call you sugar cube. [sic]"

The best.

edited 28th Aug '12 7:37:57 PM by condottiera

There were some random and nonsensical theories I had regarding Doctor Whooves and Derpy.

Doctor Whooves is actually the missing link between the ponies and the highly advanced civilization that existed long before the ponies. He is way older than Celestia and was present long before the monarchy was established.

Derpy, on the other hand, is a survivor of a massive scale war and was the founder of the Wonderbolts. After the war she retired to Ponyville to lead a quiet life.

I must have been very tired whenever I came up with that.

Today is Tuesday.

My brother comes home from his two-year trip on Friday.

@Ace:I think I'm liking the Ask Female Shining Armor blog. That was great.

@crow: That I did, m'boy. That I did.

Guess it's not as funny with pegasi.

@d Roy: No, Celestia is at least over a thousand, and the Doctor is not.

@ATC: Where was he?

edited 28th Aug '12 7:39:30 PM by condottiera

Moon dancer is tired and will go to sleep. Moon dancer was happy to speak with you all, except Surprise.

@edvedd

Added you to the description, saying it was your original idea.

Loving that AJ humanization.

Damn, Moon Dancer, that's cold.

Okeechobee, Florida.

He's my BBBFF. We were always so close, but he was only allowed to call twice a year, an hour on Mother's day and an hour on Christmas.

He taught me so much. I can't wait to introduce him to MLP:FIM.

@Steven: Aw shucks. I was just being silly. I honestly didn't expect you to actually do it.

@JT: Gotta start Watching that artist.

Here is the first and only post containing the words 'thread science manor'.

@ATC: Wow, that's great that you're getting back together.

What was he doing in Florida?

Here is this for you to celebrate:

Actually Celestia is younger than me.Well I stopped counting after I was 958.

edited 28th Aug '12 7:45:00 PM by Thedoctorpony

I was bored that night.

Anyway, it gives me an excuse for Vietnam Vet Pinkie Pie.

now reading Pony Age: Origins. It's the exact plot of Dragon age, but with ponies as humans, pegasi as elves, and interestingly enough, Donkeys as dwarves. Two things:

1. I'd forgotten how dark this game is
2. reading this is making wanna play it again. But this was the last game I bought a physical copy of, and I don't have the CD with me...

I'm not sure if I wanna keep reading it, as I already know the plot and everything, but I'm mighty curious as to what ponies the other characters will be. So far Twi= the PC, AJ = Alistair, and Rarity = Morrigan, all of which make sense and I had figured would be the case before I started reading. I'm like 90% certain Pinkie will be Leliana. And since the Pegasi are the elves of this setting, that means Dash will be Zevran. But then who would Fluttershy be? Wynne makes the most sense character wise, but Fluttershy can't use magic. And that still leaves Oghren and Sten. Since donkies are the dwarves, that means Cranky Doodle for Ogrehn, and I guess Zecora for Sten? Eh, that's stretching it.

Of course, if they include the DLC, Shale would obviously be Tom.

In our religion, all nineteen year old boys take a two-year trip to spread the gospel.

I'm loving this interactive Equestria Map

Moon: Luna was here

edited 28th Aug '12 7:45:31 PM by AceOfScarabs

Mormonism?

@Condot - Yeah, it is not supposed to make sense. If it does to you, go consult your canon-doctor. No, he is not The Doctor.

What is with today and the sockpuppets? I am finding it rather annoying.

Yep, we're Mormons.

Ignore . Just have fun and be sockpuppets.

edited 28th Aug '12 7:47:07 PM by ATC

@Steven: Like I said, you'll probably find plenty of material for your Vietnam Vet headcanon later on.

Evening Doc.