@Surprise: Do I really even want to know? It doesn't involve surgery, does it?
Not at all. Just my friend Twilight (aka "not-Sparkle") from Dream Valley invented these cool gloves...
Surprise puts a five-fingered glove over her hoof... and she's able to wiggle the fingers.
Favorite foods: carrots, oats, sausage and gravy...
I don't get how people stand beaches.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
Oh right, yeah. The finger gloves are pretty cool, but it's not quite the same as having real fingers because of the lack of tactile feedback.
True. Still, at least I can do
this!
Surprise tickles her favorite human.
Favorite foods: carrots, oats, sausage and gravy...
Beaches are so sandy and salty.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
Or your sandals.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
When Surprise is unable to eat the hair of any witches to become young, she will resort to becoming a witch herself.
Excellent idea! Just point me to a demon—
Gets tickled before she can act on this thought.
Favorite foods: carrots, oats, sausage and gravy...
@Crow: What workload is that?
What is eating the hair of witches supposed to do? I think you mean heating the hearts of stars.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
Oh right, that. I'm so screwed when school starts up again.
What major are you taking? I don't the workload is supposed to be that high.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
What is eating the hair of witches supposed to do? I think you mean heating the hearts of stars.
You mean eating hearts, stars, horseshoes, clovers and blue moons? Pots of golden rainbows and a red balloon?
Sounds like a mouthful, really.
OOC Answer - In Moe's fic, a pony can regain her youth by eating a witch's hair.
Favorite foods: carrots, oats, sausage and gravy...
When ordinary folk resign, they are lucky to get paid to the end of the month. But when bankers leave in awkward circumstances, they make out like a lottery winner (Bob Diamond, formerly of Barclays, has done worse on this score than others). The bank may want to avoid a lawsuit, with all its unfavourable publicity. The more trouble the bank is in, the less publicity it will want and the better the negotiating position of the executive. This may not be the ideal incentive structure.
Oh Economist, master of the understatement.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
@Story: It's graduate school, combined with part time jobs, combined with my inability to not constantly have fanfic or review projects going. Any one of those things on it's own wouldn't be too bad, but I tend to have too much stuff going at once.
When Surprise is unable to eat the hair of any witches to become young, she will resort to becoming a witch herself.
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Now that's controversial. I'm watching you, Surprise!
