My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Forum Archive (nuked Yack Fest thread)
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#14901 from Appleloosa
better than bat guano waffles I suppose
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#14902 from Wales
Alright, I'm onto Episode 7 now.

By the title alone, I have a feeling that Fluttershy might do something cool.
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#14903 from Name & Address Withheld
[up]You shall see...
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#14904 from Wales
Okay, so an entire village full of ponies, including airborne pegasi, including Rainbow Dash who was looking up, couldn't see a cloud of massive smoke on a clear day in a valley?

Everyone needs their eyes tested. At least Fluttershy saw it after getting smacked by a carrot.

edited 26th Aug '12 7:45:16 PM by Steventheman

"Steve is like Pyro, in reverse. Watches My Little Pony, but sees Texas Chainsaw Massacre." -Sydxelia
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#14905 from Chicago
It was Behind the Black.
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#14906 from Wales
Oh right.

And now there's a dragon, apparently, that is currently the single most greatest threat to that area, so Celestia sends six civilians after it...Hmm...
"Steve is like Pyro, in reverse. Watches My Little Pony, but sees Texas Chainsaw Massacre." -Sydxelia
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#14907 from Chicago
Celestia doesn't have anybody better.

I'm starting to think you might be right about the lack of firepower.

Utopian society or not, your surrounded by monsters.
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#14908 from Name & Address Withheld
@Steven Though those six civilians did prevent eternal night.
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#14909 from Wales
It's not just a lack of firepower, it's a lack of general defence. Even a utopian society requires at least one lawman for when it goes south.

[up]Still doesn't make them qualified law or military personnel. Well, they did use a mythical superweapon that they actually embody, so maybe they are the law after all.

Okay, so here I am again, and AJ just rejects the idea of RD being an overwatch advance scout. That is slightly stupid...

Also, Pinkie Pie is doing nothing to stop my idea of her being slightly insane, seeing as she's laughing her head off and joking around while scaling a mountain to ponykind's greatest threat...

edited 26th Aug '12 8:04:24 PM by Steventheman

"Steve is like Pyro, in reverse. Watches My Little Pony, but sees Texas Chainsaw Massacre." -Sydxelia
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#14910 from Wales
Okay, sorry to doublepost, but I'm finding myself thinking "Fluttershy, stop being such a pussy and go fight for your country already!"

Even though it's basically her character that she is a nervous wreck.

And Pinkie Pie just survives landslide, and shouts: "LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!" Okay, I now think she's mental, nothing will ever change that now.

edited 26th Aug '12 8:17:44 PM by Steventheman

"Steve is like Pyro, in reverse. Watches My Little Pony, but sees Texas Chainsaw Massacre." -Sydxelia
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#14911 from Appleloosa
There isn't really anything ponies can do agaisnt an adult dragon in a fight anyway. And since their plan is to just talk to it, they might as well send civilians (who happen to be a lot closer too).
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#14912 from Chicago
Give it time, man, give it time...

You'd be surprised.

edited 26th Aug '12 8:31:23 PM by condottiera

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#14913 from home
There isn't really anything ponies can do agaisnt an adult dragon in a fight anyway. And since their plan is to just talk to it, they might as well send civilians (who happen to be a lot closer too).
If it came down to a fight, I'm sure Celestia or Luna could beat one or more dragons. But, given that harmony is the founding principle of the nation, Celestia would rather it not come down to a fight.
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#14914 from Wales
Okay, so the only weapon they have is AJ kicking apples at it...Again, hmm...
"Steve is like Pyro, in reverse. Watches My Little Pony, but sees Texas Chainsaw Massacre." -Sydxelia
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#14915 from Chicago
Apples are hard.
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#14916 from Wales
Fluttershy just said she's really scared of dragons.

Okay, now all the cowardice is making slightly more sense...
"Steve is like Pyro, in reverse. Watches My Little Pony, but sees Texas Chainsaw Massacre." -Sydxelia
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#14917 from Chicago
Dragons are pretty freaking scary. I don't blame her.
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#14918 from Wales
I just saw the dragon.

Most blame absolved.

And diplomacy has failed. Send in the Dragonborn!

edited 26th Aug '12 8:44:34 PM by Steventheman

"Steve is like Pyro, in reverse. Watches My Little Pony, but sees Texas Chainsaw Massacre." -Sydxelia
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#14919 from Delamare
Sweet, love hat episode, and you are almost at the most Epic part evah!
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#14920 from Wales
Pinkie Pie is wearing a fucking clown suit.

Rarity: "Darling, you look ridiculous"

Me: "Darling, you're fucking insane!"
"Steve is like Pyro, in reverse. Watches My Little Pony, but sees Texas Chainsaw Massacre." -Sydxelia
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#14921 from Delamare
both can be true.
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#14922 from Wales
I got to that part.

I just imagined Fluttershy going all Samuel L. Motherfucking Jackson on the dragon.
"Steve is like Pyro, in reverse. Watches My Little Pony, but sees Texas Chainsaw Massacre." -Sydxelia
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#14923 from Fort Worth, Texas
"But that rainbow one kicked me"

XD
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#14924 from Chicago
Pinkie Pie tries to fight a dragon in a clown suit.

That is all you need to know about this show.

edited 26th Aug '12 9:02:16 PM by condottiera

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#14925 from Wales
Pinkie Pie was never right after Vietnam.
"Steve is like Pyro, in reverse. Watches My Little Pony, but sees Texas Chainsaw Massacre." -Sydxelia