Well, I assume you are human....... from what I gather, I mean I cannot see you..... but I am as well. We are just having fun here.

Yeah, I got it, I was just having fun too.

But yeah, I ship myself/Twilight's library.

Not necessarily "romantic" as in "lemony, " just more like...hanging out. Enjoying brunch and light small talk, etc.

Also...HUMAN! Everypony run!

I don't follow this fandom at all, really, but an animator I follow on Youtube made an MLP-related video, and I thought it was just too funny not to share:

Wait! Come back!

Urgh. Didn't anypony learn ANYTHING from "Bridle Gossip"?

I don't think I could handle spending a day with them. If I got too close, I would die from shock, and I don't think anypony wants to see that.

edited 14th Feb '12 7:47:12 AM by DemoralizedAnt

Yeah, that was not made in Flash. It was made in Anime Studio Pro. You can see some animation differences.

Hilarious though.

... I'd want to hang out with Twilight and Fluttershy somewhere.

Would you MARRY Twilight's library?

edited 14th Feb '12 7:55:27 AM by kyun

Ah, alright. My answer stays the same, though: me, Twilight's library, and possibly Twilight if she can spare the time (but really, she would be interested in learning about extradimensional beings).

Hm, I'd have to get some way of scanning books — there is no way that I could pass the opportunity of gathering a wealth of information about a whole new universe...

What? We are nice beings! Sure, we have ridiculous amounts of outrageously dangerous weaponry, and we may have done a few millions atrocities or so during our history, and our callous disregard for the well-being of other creatures or of the whole environment is the stuff of legend, but we have our good traits too!

Perhaps. I gotta see the goods before deciding, though.

edited 14th Feb '12 7:56:48 AM by Carciofus

Yeah if humans actually spent centuries in Equestria, we'd probably wipe them all out by now. XD Sadly.

... I'd still keep Fluttershy company.

Find out if Twilight's library is ready for this kind of commitment and that it knows what this is!

edited 14th Feb '12 7:58:20 AM by kyun

I wonder if there are any sentient books in that library.

I'm not sure about humanity overthrowing Equestria. These Ponies have proven to be very resourceful.

I dunno. Ponies do not strike me as any more benevolent than human beings, on average — they can be every bit as petty or aggressive as any human.

The difference is that their society has a benevolent Physical God (well, one and a half, now) at its apex, and that was probably enough to avoid the nastier aspects of human history. If we had had the same, I don't think that we'd have ended up all that different.

And yeah, as long as there's Celestia, humans have no chance whatsoever to conquer Equestria. Compared to the sun, all our atomic bombs are nothing more than a fart on New Year's Eve.

edited 14th Feb '12 8:02:41 AM by Carciofus

You're probably right. They do have defensive powers and magic that we don't have. Also a God. ... if guns were in this world, how would they treat them? Would it be more efficient than just using your unicorn magic to throw a bullet at someone instead? Twi can teleport! Or would the gun be too fast for their powers?

.... we went from getting a date with ponies to killing them?

Don't they have to suppress negative emotions, on account of the Wendigoes? I haven't watched that episode yet, so correct me if I'm wrong.

Wiki walking will do that.

Who would like to date Rarity? Or doesn't anypony want to get in the way of Sparity?

edited 14th Feb '12 8:06:22 AM by KarlKadaver

... I'd love to have Rarity for a day only if she's in one of her good moods. '^-^

YOU saw that look she had as Wet Hairity!

edited 14th Feb '12 8:10:53 AM by kyun

We are humans.

If we are speculating about other kinds of beings, we will wonder whether we could take them in a fight. Those of us who won't wonder about the possibility of ghastly, interspecies carnal acts instead, of course. And some might wonder about both things at once, I guess.

Of course. After she pulled it off, everypony started doing it.

Wet Mane Pinkie looks a little unnatural though...

Ladies and gentlemen, The Internet.

edited 14th Feb '12 8:13:46 AM by KarlKadaver

What about background ponies? Anyone want?

I'd like Derpy, but I wouldn't want to get in the way of Doctor/Derpy.

Berry Punch.

...

What?!?

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I'd also just like to talk to Fleur solely because we know nothing about her, yet she appeared so unique that it's like she had to be more important than what we saw!

edited 14th Feb '12 8:18:57 AM by kyun

Sparkler.

Right? She's older than Dinky? Right?

*facehoof* This is why I don't pay attention to background ponies!

edited 14th Feb '12 8:19:20 AM by KarlKadaver

@Kyun: I have no problem with that.

edited 14th Feb '12 8:18:32 AM by DemoralizedAnt

Celestia.

Eat it, bronies!

YOU IMPERTINENT KNAVE!

That one pony in the bottle of jam of last week's episode intrigues me. I'd like to know what his deal is.

Becoming royalty, are we?

Discord.