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#9376 Karl Kadaver Tue, 14th Feb '12 6:37:21 AM from Hunched over at my desk.

We're not all stuck up. The only ones I know who are stuck-up are:

Jet Set, Hoity-Toity, Photo Finish, Bolly Posh, Pish Posh, Tip Top, Twenty Four Carat, Upper Crust, Fleur De Lis, Lady Creme De La Creme, Beau Monde, Carte Banc, Prince Blue Blood, High Brow, Haute Couture...

Well, okay. Fancypants is a good guy, though.

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.

#9377 Kerrah Tue, 14th Feb '12 6:42:40 AM from Helsinki, Finland

Good Guy Fancy Pants is a meme that should have gotten more attention.

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#9378 Karl Kadaver Tue, 14th Feb '12 6:57:47 AM from Hunched over at my desk.

I agree. Also, regarding Fancy Pants:

Chances are your pants are not as fancy as the pair
Of very fancy pants that Mr. Fancy Pants will wear
When everybody's marching in the fancy pants parade
He's gonna pass the test
He's gonna be the best
The best in terms of pants

You look in every catalog you shop at every store
Cause even though you have a hundred pants you want some more
When suddenly you see the greatest pants you've ever seen
And even though you know
It's gonna cost a lot of dough
You have to have the world's best pants

Say a little prayer for Mr. Fancy Pants
The whole world knows
They're only clothes
And deep inside
He's sad

They make the big announcement and the trophy goes to you
You thought you had some fancy pants and now you know it's true
You look at Mr. Fancy Pants and hold the trophy high
Everybody cheers
While he's blinking back the tears
He doesn't even have the best pants

Say a little prayer for Mr. Fancy Pants
It's all he had
But don't feel bad
He'd do the same
To you

Mr Fancy Pants - Jonathan Coulton

edited 14th Feb '12 6:59:03 AM by KarlKadaver

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.

#9379 deathpigeon Tue, 14th Feb '12 6:58:55 AM

"Dear lord, you make Karl Marx, Emma Goldman, [Noam] Chomsky, Lenin, and Howard Zinn seem conservative."
-Deviant Braeburn

#9380 kyun Tue, 14th Feb '12 7:18:53 AM

Happy Hearts and Hooves Day, everypony!

Applebloom, Sweetie and Scootaloo are in the classroom now probably trying to think of a way to get their teacher hitched.

#9381 Demoralized Ant Tue, 14th Feb '12 7:19:34 AM from Ponyville

Tried and succeeded...a little too well.

edited 14th Feb '12 7:19:57 AM by DemoralizedAnt

He who controls the Ponies, controls the Internet. He who controls the Internet, controls the World. -Demoralized Ant

#9382 kyun Tue, 14th Feb '12 7:20:34 AM

Well school's not out yet. They'll have to wait after school to search for a good colt.

#9383 Demoralized Ant Tue, 14th Feb '12 7:21:36 AM from Ponyville

...

Are you watching the episode right now?

He who controls the Ponies, controls the Internet. He who controls the Internet, controls the World. -Demoralized Ant

#9384 Karl Kadaver Tue, 14th Feb '12 7:22:13 AM from Hunched over at my desk.

There's only one mare I'm thinking of...

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.

#9385 kyun Tue, 14th Feb '12 7:22:50 AM

No no I was trying to mirror the time from the episode to today since it's actually the holiday they're talking about.

#9386 Demoralized Ant Tue, 14th Feb '12 7:23:21 AM from Ponyville

Ah. Okay.

@Karl: Do tell.

He who controls the Ponies, controls the Internet. He who controls the Internet, controls the World. -Demoralized Ant

#9387 kyun Tue, 14th Feb '12 7:25:35 AM

Which pony would you want to be your Valentine?

#9388 Karl Kadaver Tue, 14th Feb '12 7:26:14 AM from Hunched over at my desk.

I'm liking this. Keep going.

,

Twilight Sparkle

edited 14th Feb '12 7:26:35 AM by KarlKadaver

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.

#9389 kyun Tue, 14th Feb '12 7:27:01 AM

............... I .... I would love Fluttershy to be my Valentine, but I bet she'd be too flustered to do anything. :D

#9390 deathpigeon Tue, 14th Feb '12 7:28:34 AM

Daring Do, Rarity, Twilight Sparkle, or Fancypants.

edited 14th Feb '12 7:28:51 AM by deathpigeon

"Dear lord, you make Karl Marx, Emma Goldman, [Noam] Chomsky, Lenin, and Howard Zinn seem conservative."
-Deviant Braeburn

#9391 Demoralized Ant Tue, 14th Feb '12 7:29:30 AM from Ponyville

@Karl: Ah yes. She is a nice one.

I half-expect Trixie to show up sometime later.

Everypony does.

edited 14th Feb '12 7:30:06 AM by DemoralizedAnt

He who controls the Ponies, controls the Internet. He who controls the Internet, controls the World. -Demoralized Ant

#9392 Karl Kadaver Tue, 14th Feb '12 7:29:36 AM from Hunched over at my desk.

DO IT!

The Great and Powerful Trixie is a close second for me.

edited 14th Feb '12 7:30:35 AM by KarlKadaver

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.

#9393 kyun Tue, 14th Feb '12 7:32:15 AM

I asked her.

She blushed and huddled in a corner.

Which only makes her more lovable!

#9394 Karl Kadaver Tue, 14th Feb '12 7:32:48 AM from Hunched over at my desk.

Now shower her with gifts!

edited 14th Feb '12 7:32:56 AM by KarlKadaver

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.

#9395 Demoralized Ant Tue, 14th Feb '12 7:32:50 AM from Ponyville

Unicorns are the dominant race in Equestria, or so I am told.

He who controls the Ponies, controls the Internet. He who controls the Internet, controls the World. -Demoralized Ant

#9396 kyun Tue, 14th Feb '12 7:33:27 AM

The "DOMINANT" race? Oh my...

I'll take it slow and just make her feel comfortable.

#9397 Demoralized Ant Tue, 14th Feb '12 7:34:02 AM from Ponyville

Why does that scare you?

He who controls the Ponies, controls the Internet. He who controls the Internet, controls the World. -Demoralized Ant

#9398 kyun Tue, 14th Feb '12 7:36:47 AM

No no. "Oh my" as in "I'm intrigued what 'dominant' means in this case."

... we are not communicating well today. O . O

#9399 deathpigeon Tue, 14th Feb '12 7:37:29 AM

Unicorns are the Master Race.

"Dear lord, you make Karl Marx, Emma Goldman, [Noam] Chomsky, Lenin, and Howard Zinn seem conservative."
-Deviant Braeburn

#9400 Carciofus Tue, 14th Feb '12 7:37:47 AM from Canterlot

Valentine as in romantic outing? With a pony? Um, I don't know if I should tell you, but I am human. I think. That would make Spike/Rarity look positively reasonable in comparison...

But I would not say no to spending a day, or a few years for that matter, in Twilight's library reading as much as I possibly can about the history of Equestria, the nature of magic and so on, and working with her on multiverse theory.

edited 14th Feb '12 7:38:34 AM by Carciofus

But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.