My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Forum Archive (nuked Yack Fest thread)
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#8851 from Canterlot
Also noteworthy is her charmingly named "God's hit list" page of that site, that contains this list of "wrong choices":
God’s lifestyle choices hitlist : God hates people that belong to one of the groups below because they harm America!

  • Gays
  • Liberals
  • Abortionists
  • Animal Rights People
  • Environmentalists
  • Muzlims
  • Vegetarians/Vegans
  • Pedophiles
  • “Global Warming/Cooling” Believers
  • Linux users
  • “Purpose Driven” churches
  • Mormons
  • Germans
  • Government school teachers
  • The anti-smoking lobby
  • College Professors
  • Poets
  • Hybrid Cars
I mean, come on. Germans? Linux users? Poets? What is this, bigot mad libs?

Erm. OK. Back to MLP.

I've just finished reading apotheosis. Not bad. I usually don't go much for shipping stories, but this one was good. Not mindblowingly great, but fairly enjoyable.

edited 29th Jan '12 11:51:49 AM by Carciofus

But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
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#8852 from /人◕‿‿ʘÉ
It may be a hoax, but it's still stupid. I'd say it's still a fair reason for aliens to blow up the planet. tongue
Bronies: You need to understand that comedians make JOKES ABOUT PEOPLE. You're not sacred, nor is your fandom. Learn to laugh at yourself
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#8853 from Canterlot
If aliens blow up the planet, the third season of MLP will not be made.

Thus, aliens will have no other choice but refrain from blowing up the planet, stupid websites nonwithstanding.

Once again, the Mane Six save the world!
But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
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#8854 from Singapore
I'm sure we can discreetly call some nice people in white suits to fetch her a charming long-sleeved coat to wear to a nice tea party [lol]

If aliens invade with intent to kill/enslave, I'll sign on X-Com. No, I don't intend to die, I intend to make the enemy die. Also, I know not to run out of time units.

edited 29th Jan '12 11:55:02 AM by AceOfScarabs

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#8855 from Canterlot
Aw, now I want to write a Human In Equestria fic featuring Shelley the Republican learning Love and Tolerance from the Mane Six.

No, I probably shouldn't. It's in bad taste to feed the trolls. But still, the idea has some merit...

edited 29th Jan '12 11:58:33 AM by Carciofus

But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
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#8856 from /人◕‿‿ʘÉ
X-Com? BEEEEEEEEETRAAAAAYAAAAAAAL! tongue

Please, if the aliens found out about ponies, only certain members of their society would like it, while the rest would either hate it because they don't like it, or because some of the members of their race that like it try to force it down their throats (if they have any), not care about it, or just simply wonder why members of their society outside of the target klarbokp group watch it. [lol]

edited 29th Jan '12 12:01:49 PM by HekirekiNoMakai

Bronies: You need to understand that comedians make JOKES ABOUT PEOPLE. You're not sacred, nor is your fandom. Learn to laugh at yourself
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#8857 from America
Man that article is stupid. Sometimes, I just can't belive how dumb some people are.
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#8858 from Canterlot
They aren't. It's satire. Not a kind of satire I particularly enjoy — impersonating one's political opponents and having them act as total loons seems in bad taste to me — but still, it's definitely a hoax.

I would advise against reading the comments, though.

edited 29th Jan '12 12:30:28 PM by Carciofus

But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
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#8859 from Gravity Falls
We are concerned that watching this show might encourage young girls to experiment with the dark arts.
Sorry, hoax or no, this was too hilarious. [lol]
I took a guess and cut a portion out of my heart.
He said, "That's nowhere close enough, but it's a damn good start."
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#8860 from YOUR SCALP
That article makes Jack Chick look mildly eccentric.
"...Then Lady Gaga stripped Tavros of his virginity." Who's this douchebag?
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#8861 from America
Hoax or not, it's still stupid, and it makes my religon look bad. Not all christans are homophobic, magic sensitive bigots ya'know.

Back to the topic of ponys, how does the upcoming episode sound to you? I think it sounds like it'll be pretty intreasting {I'm talking about the one where dash ends up in the hospital and discovers that she likes reading}.
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#8862 from SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
The next episode sounds... weird.
I love my hat
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#8863 from Meinong's jungle
[up][up]Ditto. -_-

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#8864 from Viridian Forest
if that names seems familiar to you it should be: According to legend, Faust was the name of the person who sold his soul to the devil in return for great wealth and power.

Well, I'll have to remember that next time I want theological analysis, I should skip right over the local clergymen schooled thoroughly in history and sociology, and jump right to 1850's playwright Charles Gounod.

I mean seriously. His name has God in it. This can't possibly go wrong!

In other news, Applejack trolling Celestia and then going out to get wasted seems to officially be a meme.

BEST PONY.

edited 29th Jan '12 3:57:23 PM by Pykrete

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#8865 from Gravity Falls
What's so weird about it, exactly? RD in a hospital? Reading?
I took a guess and cut a portion out of my heart.
He said, "That's nowhere close enough, but it's a damn good start."
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#8866 from the image of an angel
Well, one must wonder what exactly is capable of putting Dashie in the hospital by now. High-speed crashes? Avalanche? Nuclear explosion? Pfeh.
Panhandling sign glued to hands. Need $5 for solvent.
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#8867 from Viridian Forest
Honestly, I get the feeling Dash winding up in the hospital is more a matter of how often and for how long.

That kickass composer doing the music for Ponykart made something for Dodge Badlands.

I really wish he'd focus a bit more on memorable melody than just "six minutes of atmosphere", but he still does an amazing job of it.

edited 29th Jan '12 5:52:15 PM by Pykrete

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#8868 from America
[up]That music is awesome.

The way I look at it, dash can be a bit of a moron at times, so I have the feeling that whatever causes her to end up in the hospital might be her own fault. Again, as much as I love the charector, she's kinda stupid at times {Both her season two episodes so far show examples of this}.

I'm probably wrong though.
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#8869 from Singapore
Dashie ended up hospitalized?

  1. Rarity's Revenge
  2. Escape from Cupcakes
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#8870 from Helsinki, Finland
3. Training accident.
Please read my movie blog.
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#8871 from Inkster, MI
Oh lord, what have I done?

The pony tumblrs.... they influenced me to... watch SPIDERMAN's tumblr.
A nostalgic game liveblog.
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#8872 from Gravity Falls
[up][up]/[up][up][up]: Pick one?
I took a guess and cut a portion out of my heart.
He said, "That's nowhere close enough, but it's a damn good start."
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#8873 from Singapore
Templates like that are forbidden :V
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#8874 from Ponyville
I missed the post where somepony sent me the Dash Avi...Sorry.

I didn't know I had it when I decided to get this Braeburn avi. I think it fits me well.
He who controls the Ponies, controls the Internet. He who controls the Internet, controls the World. -Demoralized Ant
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#8875 from The KuK
If Applejack (and the rest of the Apple family by extension) had a theme song, I bet it would be this.

The show is created by a young woman named Lauren Faust – if that names seems familiar to you it should be: According to legend, Faust was the name of the person who sold his soul to the devil in return for great wealth and power. It’s highly probable that Satan has chosen Ms Faust to be his modern-day emissary of evil. The signs are clear.

Bolded is my new sig.

edited 30th Jan '12 10:07:20 AM by SantosLHalper

I shall now show my disgust and anger with you through the piano.