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#3251 Adannor Sat, 16th Jul '11 8:56:10 AM

That chart never ceases to amuse me, considering it's original author

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#3252 Kuro Fox Sat, 16th Jul '11 11:36:50 AM from under a rock

There there Haldo. You're just like about 50% of the fandom.

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#3253 randomtropeloser Sat, 16th Jul '11 12:46:47 PM from Goof High School

I'm still trying to get over the fact that having ever crushed on any of the ponies probably qualifies me as a pedo.

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#3254 inane 242 Sat, 16th Jul '11 12:49:12 PM from A B-Movie Bildungsroman

They're around their 20s if I remember correctly.

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#3255 Loid Sat, 16th Jul '11 12:50:12 PM from Eastern Standard Time

No, it only makes you a zoophile.

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#3256 Landstander Sat, 16th Jul '11 12:50:25 PM from Somewhere else

Right now I'm struggling with certain feelings over Braeburn. And the disappointment that he probably won't show ip again!

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#3257 inane 242 Sat, 16th Jul '11 12:51:12 PM from A B-Movie Bildungsroman

Not really, they aren't real animals.

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#3258 Deathonabun Sat, 16th Jul '11 1:01:26 PM from the bedroom

I'd say they're furry as opposed to zoophilia because they have one very important thing: a spark of intelligence. They're effectively people in the body of a pony.

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#3259 Loid Sat, 16th Jul '11 1:04:36 PM from Eastern Standard Time

They aren't anthro. It's zoophilia.

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#3260 inane 242 Sat, 16th Jul '11 1:07:37 PM from A B-Movie Bildungsroman

Somewhere in between?

Either way, yet another term(s) is going on the already perilously long Naney's Paraphilia List.

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#3261 Deathonabun Sat, 16th Jul '11 1:08:50 PM from the bedroom

Meh. I'm sticking to my guns on this one. Furry.

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#3262 Loid Sat, 16th Jul '11 1:11:58 PM from Eastern Standard Time

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophilia#Anthropomorphism

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#3263 inane 242 Sat, 16th Jul '11 1:13:24 PM from A B-Movie Bildungsroman

Technically this view is in conflict with legal definitions of bestiality, because the same legal systems define animals as 'vertebrates that aren't human', but no one has ever challenged such imagery being broadcast at prime time. Care should be taken that when discussing fictional or hypothetical cases, both parties are using the same dividing line between person and non-person.

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#3264 Deathonabun Sat, 16th Jul '11 1:14:27 PM from the bedroom

Huh. By that definition, I guess all furries are also Zoophiles.

Well I'll be damned.

...Quite literally, in fact.

edited 16th Jul '11 1:14:47 PM by Deathonabun

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#3265 inane 242 Sat, 16th Jul '11 1:15:17 PM from A B-Movie Bildungsroman

I highly doubt that.

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#3266 Random Chaos Sat, 16th Jul '11 1:21:12 PM from My own little world

What would be a good cutty mark for a pony who's talent is imagashon?

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#3267 kegisak Sat, 16th Jul '11 1:40:01 PM

Still, if one were to draw a distinction within zoophilia between Furry and Bestiality as it is commonly, publicly seen (ie. sex with a non-sapiant animal, at least from where I'm around) The ponies would still fall under Furry. Anthropomorphism covers and attribution of human traits, including intelligence alone. Not to mention they regularly stand up right...well, it's not much sense to argue it, I suppose. An attraction to one fictional character is, at it's core, just as odd as any other.

As for an imaginative pony...a Thought bubble, perhaps?

#3268 Haldo Sat, 16th Jul '11 1:48:54 PM from SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

Dude, Pinkie gets up on one leg and waves her arms around her head at one point during the No Fear song. How is that not anthro? Granted, I still feel super creepy about being mildly attracted to the way she acts, but...

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#3269 Loid Sat, 16th Jul '11 1:51:15 PM from Eastern Standard Time

But most of the time she has how many legs on the ground? I mean my dog can get up on its hind legs, that doesn't make it anthro.

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#3270 Haldo Sat, 16th Jul '11 1:55:11 PM from SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

I'd also offer up their exaggeratedly tiny bodies in proportion to their heads and their highly rounded head shapes as evidence. I'd say they're "dangerously furry"

◊ rather than "you sick bastard".

edited 16th Jul '11 1:55:42 PM by Haldo

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#3271 Rottweiler Sat, 16th Jul '11 2:12:30 PM from Portland, Oregon

"Dude, Pinkie gets up on one leg and waves her arms around her head at one point during the No Fear song."

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#3272 Kuro Fox Sat, 16th Jul '11 4:25:07 PM from under a rock

Can we all just agree that crushing on a fictinoal character, any one of them, is as strange as another?

And I doubt Loid's dog is capable of fluent speech, ratinoal thinking and other human level intelligence feats.

And Haldo, you might just have a preferance for funny girls, that's all. Granted, Pinkie Pie is a bit over the top, but you see my point?

Random: Girls so often give the cliche compliment of "you're funny" to a guy. Nobody ever tells girls they are funny. Why?

edited 16th Jul '11 4:25:51 PM by KuroFox

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#3273 Haldo Sat, 16th Jul '11 4:30:02 PM from SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

I think you're right, Kuro, though you might have gone a little far talking about Loid ^-^;

I don't know why girls get complimented on being funny less often. Maybe it's the whole Closer to Earth stereotype...

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#3274 randomtropeloser Sat, 16th Jul '11 4:30:11 PM from Goof High School

I always thought the ponies were fairly anthro because of their human-like faces. To me, they're just cartoonish enough to count as pony-shaped humans rather than actual ponies.

Also Bunny, I wouldn't worry too much about going to one of the hells. I've been sent there like, 5 times over the course of my membership to this website, and I've always come out of it fine.

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#3275 Deathonabun Sat, 16th Jul '11 4:31:02 PM from the bedroom

Oh, I'm not worried about hell.

I figure I'm a pretty good person.

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