As Ginger's having trouble, I'll repost my jokes:
An earth pony and a unicorn walk into a bar, but the pegasus flew over.
So, I was kind of upset with RD for how she treated her potential pets. But I got over it. After all, somepony has to put the "harm" in "harmony".
Of course, she's better now. I heard that she got a second pet. She named him "Helicopter" and equipped him with armour plating and artillery.
So the Cutie Mark Crusaders find an old lamp. Scootaloo suggests that they blast it out of a cannon and Sweetie Belle suggests that they hock it, but Applebloom suggests that they should try rubbing it and maybe they'll get cutie maks for lamp cleaning. Anyway, they give it a try and a genie pops out. He says that he'll give them each one wish. So Scootaloo says, "I wish that I was flying with Rainbow Dash right now!" With a poof, she's swept off and she's indeed flying with Rainbow Dash.
Sweetie Belle says, "I'd like to be helping my sister make her outfits! Actually helping instead of getting in the way!" And so she's whisked off and is indeed being useful for once.
Finally, the genie asks what Applebloom wants and she says, "Ah'm kinda lonely now, so Ah wish that mah friends were back here with me!"
So, I was wondering why Winona is so different from the diamond dogs, but Rarity explained to me that she's more of a cubic zirconia dog.
But seriously, what's the deal with Rarity? Why does her magic deal with finding gems, when in Equestria they're so common?
(This last one needed explanation, so I said: Why does RARITY have a spell for finding something that's COMMON?)
And yeah, comedy Amon is hilarious.
edited 21st Jun '12 6:15:34 AM by Sereg