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#213926 Orion Aurora Tue, 5th Jun '12 7:15:00 AM from Andromeda Galaxy

@Ace: Not really.

Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.

#213927 edvedd Tue, 5th Jun '12 7:15:13 AM from Over there. Maybe?

And AJ saves the day.

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#213928 CDRW Tue, 5th Jun '12 7:15:17 AM

Seaponies can swim up waterfalls!

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#213929 Seraphem Tue, 5th Jun '12 7:17:22 AM from Delamare

Eh, hre used to it. It's lie in the Apprentice Adept series, everyone on Proton except the rulers goes naked, and no one really cares, there used to it. Series also shows just how alluring a little bit of well placed fabric can be compared to nothing.

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#213930 Ace Of Scarabs Tue, 5th Jun '12 7:17:49 AM from Singapore

I should like to see somepony swimming up a waterfall.

@Orion: seriously? Well, I guess if it isn't the season then it's understandable.

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#213931 gingerninja 666 Tue, 5th Jun '12 7:18:47 AM from Aboard The Damocles

Hey, as I said, if having TOWELS ON THEIR HEADS somehow makes them more alluring...

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#213932 Orion Aurora Tue, 5th Jun '12 7:22:38 AM from Andromeda Galaxy

@Ginger: True...

Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.

#213933 gingerninja 666 Tue, 5th Jun '12 7:23:57 AM from Aboard The Damocles

What do YOU look like with a towel on your head, Orion?

Did you ever go to the spa in Ponyville?

"Contests fought between two masters are decided instantly. An invisible battle is now raging between the two of them." Lulu vs Schneizel

#213934 Ace Of Scarabs Tue, 5th Jun '12 7:24:25 AM from Singapore

@Ginger: it's simple logic. Bath Towel = saucy, Nice Hat = good, Towel-Hat = hawt

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#213935 Orion Aurora Tue, 5th Jun '12 7:25:36 AM from Andromeda Galaxy

@Ginger: I don't go to the spa, though I might one day.

Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.

#213936 CDRW Tue, 5th Jun '12 7:27:55 AM

There are few stallions and many mares at the spa. You should go.

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#213937 gingerninja 666 Tue, 5th Jun '12 7:28:15 AM from Aboard The Damocles

But seriously, I hope that if the sea ponies ever do return, we get a revamped version of "Call Upon the Sea Ponies"

Maybe one about THEM being in trouble

"Come and help the Sea Ponies cuz we're in distress"

"Contests fought between two masters are decided instantly. An invisible battle is now raging between the two of them." Lulu vs Schneizel

#213938 Ace Of Scarabs Tue, 5th Jun '12 7:30:00 AM from Singapore

@Orion: Lotus and Aloe offer the spa services to stallions as well? Or do they hire a stallion to help? Y'know, to avoid amusing mishaps?

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#213939 Seraphem Tue, 5th Jun '12 7:32:11 AM from Delamare

They're professionals, i'm sure they can deal with it fine.

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#213940 gingerninja 666 Tue, 5th Jun '12 7:32:14 AM from Aboard The Damocles

Was that a stallion working on AJ's back in Ponyville Confidential?

"Contests fought between two masters are decided instantly. An invisible battle is now raging between the two of them." Lulu vs Schneizel

#213941 Orion Aurora Tue, 5th Jun '12 7:33:38 AM from Andromeda Galaxy

@Ace: I'm sure they accept stallions, both as costumers and as employees.

Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.

#213942 Seraphem Tue, 5th Jun '12 7:33:57 AM from Delamare

Not saying they don't have any, but doubt hey hire SPECIFICALLY because of gander.

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#213943 Ace Of Scarabs Tue, 5th Jun '12 7:36:41 AM from Singapore

Only I expect that there might be minor embarrassments afoot from time to time otherwise. Y'know, when the massages get a little too good

edited 5th Jun '12 7:38:39 AM by AceOfScarabs

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#213944 Whatshisgame Tue, 5th Jun '12 7:40:57 AM

That masseuse from "Ponyville Confidential" appears to be the same one from "Green Isn't Your Color"

◊—the Non-Standard Character Design makes it harder to tell the gender, but given the eyelashes, I'd say mare.

#213945 Seraphem Tue, 5th Jun '12 7:43:20 AM from Delamare

I'd guess ponies just don't get as uptight and overreactional about those things.

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#213946 CDRW Tue, 5th Jun '12 7:46:49 AM

Looks like a stallion to me.

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#213947 gingerninja 666 Tue, 5th Jun '12 7:50:08 AM from Aboard The Damocles

I'm having some very confusing emotions either way

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#213948 CDRW Tue, 5th Jun '12 7:53:16 AM

No matter how terrified you are of ponies, you aren't terrified enough.

#213949 kegisak Tue, 5th Jun '12 7:53:46 AM

It's either a very feminine stallion, or a slightly masucline mare.

Both are awesome.

Also, in most cases a massage is not going to get you too excited. If you really need a massage at all they tend to be... rough, at least of the start. My brother and mum regularly go to a masseuse, and they often say they come back feeling more sore than when they went.

#213950 Applelight Limited Tue, 5th Jun '12 7:54:16 AM from Manehattan to Canterlot

Oh hi Keg!

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