@Ace: I'm hardly an expert in demonology. I just know that they don't like me. I can only describe the few I've encountered.

You've encountered demons?

I'm gonna step out for a bite to eat. Be back later.

@Sereg: Seriously? You should try getting some anti-demon stuff or something. Come to Asia and get some religious trinkets and maybe some random anti-demon wards, something's bound to work given the massive catalogue of everything available in places like Singapore, Thailand, Japan, and even China. Also do some homework on demons on the Internet, there's a lot of lore to help you know how to defend against possession. I would recommend visiting the Moriya Shrine (aka the great Suwa Taisho temple) in Japan as well, Suwako and Kanako have been getting lots of faith from Touhou fans so they have more power these days.

My personal method is to flood my mind with earworms, which repulses more than 99% of all known mindreaders. When Rick Astley, Lady Gaga, Eduard Khil, and Caramelldansen are echoing in my skull, the cacophony will prevent most mental incursions.

edited 11th May '12 8:59:01 AM by AceOfScarabs

Anybody know what the criteria for a Star-6 story on EQD is anyways?

@Story: Well, that's what I call them. I have no clue if that's the "correct terminology" or whatever. The experience, especially the first time, is unpleasant.

EDIT: @Ace: It's okay. I've become decent enough at performing exoricisms. And they don't bother me often. Usually when I make progress with a certain book that I'm supposed to write.

edited 11th May '12 9:00:20 AM by Sereg

@Stevebat: It's a rating of 4.8 or higher with more than fifty reviews.

@Sereg: What's this about demons/demonic encounters? I threadhopped in, sorry.

@Sereg: I also recommend seeking MRI scans of your brain, you might have a controller input fault that gives you the sensation of being possessed due to misfiring nerve signals.

Red: Are you sure? It's been a long time since I've checked, but I recall it being 4.9+ with 60+ ratings.

Made an edit.

@Red: Just happened to start discussing certain experiences I've had.

@Ace: I've had an MRI. Came up normal.

EDIT: Also, they've done more than just try possessing me.

edited 11th May '12 9:02:45 AM by Sereg

@Sereg: Then I recommend visiting a non-charlatan demonologist/exorcist for consultation, or getting religion.

...More? Like what, actively showing up personally to attack you? That's the best time to kill them. The Marine(s) in Doom could punch a Pinkie Demon to death with their bare hands.

edited 11th May '12 9:04:48 AM by AceOfScarabs

I have no idea why we're discussing demons either. They're a terrible unit. Undead Wraiths are so much better.

A fellow artist has given me some d'awww and it's too much for one person to handle, so I'ma share it with you guys.

@Ace: I can handle them fine. I'm fully capable of exorcising them. I am Christian. It's just an unpleasant experience. But you get used to it really quickly when they're not being creative.

@Sereg: Well then, you seem well-equipped enough. As far as I've seen, demons aren't very imaginative to begin with so they most likely would not resort to pretending to be a candy-coloured pony.

@Kuroi: D'aaaaaw :3

@Sereg, Ace: I have no idea what you guys are talking about.

@Red: Apparently Sereg's been attacked by demons before. Maybe I should call some meguca to patrol his area, they could use the deathdrops from the demons.

Oooooooookay.

Anyway, got my final music history essay to do. If I get it sent in today I get fifteen extra credit points. Too bad I couldn't finish it yesterday - would've gotten twenty.

I wonder what's locked up in ol' Tartarus anyway?

@Robbie Rotton:

Applejack: ...And who's saves yer flank on a regular basis?

-*Close up of Twilight's posterior with "PROPERTY OF APPLEJACK" written over her cutie mark.*-

Twilight: You do.

@Pannic: Handwritten or typed? If you type, I recommend a good mechanical keyboard, you get more comfy typing and can really type fast once you get to grips with a nice buckling spring kb or something with cherry mx switches.

@Ed: I reckon some of the old G1 pony villains might still be in there.

edited 11th May '12 9:30:23 AM by AceOfScarabs

Do you think Tatarus will ever be mentioend again? In other news, my space bar rebelled again.

Ace waswondering why I'd react violently to something I didn't understand. My reply was that most of my encounters with things I didn't understand were extremely unpleasant.

Moving on, for those who don't want t read CRISIS: Equestria or have already done so and want a recommendation for omething not from one of the tropers, I recommend The Worst Bakers in Equestria. It's hilarious and awesome.

Oh, typed. Haven't hand-written an essay in ages. Shouldn't be too hard. Only a thousand words.

Then I can write fanfiction! List of possibilities:

• Braeburn gaydiation
• Mormon ponies
• Pony protesters on a zeppelin

How about Dr Whooves's childhood?