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#17851 colinispower Sun, 11th Sep '11 1:44:39 PM from Andromeda Galaxy from Andromeda Galaxy

I'm not saying all humans are evil. I'm just saying, the first few days would be rather hecktic. However, once people know where the ponies are from, most people will lighten up.

On the flip side, what would happen if a human entered the pony universe?

Don't make me fire Pinky's party cannon.

#17852 Death Cloud Sun, 11th Sep '11 1:51:14 PM

He would be killed like rest of them.

They are like the others. Strange, hideous, resisting, fighting. Only these were not like the others. They did not die.

#17853 gingerninja 666 Sun, 11th Sep '11 1:51:43 PM from Aboard The Damocles from Aboard The Damocles

Trying to find something decent to eat might be hard.

These are the same ponies who boarded up their windows at the sight of a fucking ZEBRA! How do you think they'd react to something as different looking as us?

edited 11th Sep '11 1:51:58 PM by gingerninja666

"Schneizel! So you ARE the puppet master behind all this!" - Lelouch Lamperouge

Tealove is best pony

#17854 Crowfall Sun, 11th Sep '11 1:52:45 PM

Pure undiluted joy?

I imagine the ponies would be a little weirded out by the strange new creature, but they would be curious enough to get to know it. Twilight would probably geek out about about the possibility of other worlds.

They were freaked out by Zecora largely because she lived in the Everfree forest, and besides, Twilight and co already learned that lesson.

edited 11th Sep '11 1:53:36 PM by Crowfall

#17855 kegisak Sun, 11th Sep '11 1:54:57 PM

I think it depends on how the human reacted. If they freaked out, the ponies would probably freak out too. There might even be government involvement, but I doubt any area-52 stuff. They'd likely be brought before the princess, who could actually deal with it with a cool head.

If the human was calm, and nice about it, it would take a while but I think they'd slowly warm up to each other.

#17856 gingerninja 666 Sun, 11th Sep '11 1:55:12 PM from Aboard The Damocles from Aboard The Damocles

I'd creep them out, because I'd be constantly be wanting to pet them

edited 11th Sep '11 1:55:38 PM by gingerninja666

"Schneizel! So you ARE the puppet master behind all this!" - Lelouch Lamperouge

Tealove is best pony

#17857 Crowfall Sun, 11th Sep '11 1:57:58 PM

"Um, what are you doing?"

"I just, like, want to stroke your mane. Mmmm."

O_o

#17858 Death Cloud Sun, 11th Sep '11 1:58:51 PM

Or maybe his main problem would be avoiding abeing eaten, human flesh is tasty. Remeber that sandwitch from Bird In The Hoof, it had meat in it, and that can't be ham because Word Of God confirm that pigs are not used for meat.

They are like the others. Strange, hideous, resisting, fighting. Only these were not like the others. They did not die.

#17859 kegisak Sun, 11th Sep '11 1:59:04 PM

I imagine I'd probably spend the first little while going on a giant nerd-rant about multiple worlds, and all the potential possibilities brought up by being in a world of a cartoon, and basically geek out for a while and then try to figure out just how it happened.

So I might make friends with Twilight pretty fast.

It could have been tofu. Or like, some really weird alien fruit or something. Long pork seems just as unlikely as regular pork, if you ask me.

edited 11th Sep '11 2:00:06 PM by kegisak

#17860 colinispower Sun, 11th Sep '11 1:59:52 PM from Andromeda Galaxy from Andromeda Galaxy

"Do you want to know how we make glue?"

Don't make me fire Pinky's party cannon.

#17861 kegisak Sun, 11th Sep '11 2:01:35 PM

That's actually a good point. I'd probably have to ask them how the make glue and jello and marshmallow's and stuff. And why they have saddles, and... and...

Why is their system of currency named after something that gets shoved into their mouth to lead them around?

#17862 Crowfall Sun, 11th Sep '11 2:02:32 PM

"Actually, Pinkie makes all our glue for us. We keep asking where she gets it, but she won't tell us."

#17863 Death Cloud Sun, 11th Sep '11 2:03:21 PM

Maybe it was tofu human because there no more humans in world.

Ponies don't make glue from ponies so maybe they make it from humans.

edited 11th Sep '11 2:04:39 PM by DeathCloud

They are like the others. Strange, hideous, resisting, fighting. Only these were not like the others. They did not die.

#17864 gingerninja 666 Sun, 11th Sep '11 2:04:20 PM from Aboard The Damocles from Aboard The Damocles

What would guys do for jobs? I'm useless enough in our world.

I was thinking I'd ask Twilight if I could be her assisstant, but I don't want Spike trying to kill me

Do you think Sweet Apple Acres would hire people? I wouldn't be able to punch apples out of trees that's for sure.

"Schneizel! So you ARE the puppet master behind all this!" - Lelouch Lamperouge

Tealove is best pony

#17865 nomuru2d Sun, 11th Sep '11 2:08:48 PM from Inkster, MI from Inkster, MI

... Y'know, if Pinkie did somehow cross over into the real world, the constant violation of real-world physics that would result would likely end up breaking the universe... especially if humanity actually manages to research how it's possible.

If you wish to know, you only need to ask.

#17866 takashi. 0 Sun, 11th Sep '11 2:15:42 PM from Somewhere from Somewhere

Assuming Pinkie's fourth-wall breaking didn't send her here in the first place.

"Although I laugh and I act like a clown, beneath this mask I am wearing a frown."

#17867 Japanese Teeth Sun, 11th Sep '11 2:16:01 PM from Meinong's jungle from Meinong's jungle

Twilight would probably pay you to just sit there and talk about our world. Considering that you'd automatically be the expert in all things "human"...

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#17868 Space Jawa Sun, 11th Sep '11 2:21:17 PM from Right Here from Right Here

This all sounds like it could be the basis for a Fanfic - The Mane Cast are teleported to the real world, and in their place, six humans with a similar mix of personalities are teleported to Equestria. Hilarity Ensues.

#17869 kegisak Sun, 11th Sep '11 2:22:15 PM

Well shit, I'd try and spend my whole time trying to research how the breach was possible. But if I had to get a job, since I guess they don't have the technology to make or play video games, I'd probably end up writing.

#17870 Crowfall Sun, 11th Sep '11 2:26:19 PM

You could always try to get a job at the spa. Fingers are probably better for giving massages than hooves are.

#17871 Shota Sun, 11th Sep '11 2:27:19 PM

If Ponies were real, I would

1.) head to my basement bar and pour out all the bottles
2.) have a playdate with them

Not necessarily in that order.

#17872 rjung Sun, 11th Sep '11 2:32:06 PM from 4th and Main. from 4th and Main.

Pinkie breaks the fourth wall on a regular basis, is known to use off-screen teleportation, and is probably at least half-Toon. I don't think anything the real world has can faze her.

—R.J.

#17873 colinispower Sun, 11th Sep '11 2:33:01 PM from Andromeda Galaxy from Andromeda Galaxy

If I had to get a job in Equestria, I could pass for a civil engineer. Though I probably would be panned for being slower than the unicorns.

Don't make me fire Pinky's party cannon.

#17874 Shota Sun, 11th Sep '11 2:43:38 PM

If I were living in Equestria, I would probably be a pony as the most obvious choice, but let's not forget there are other creatures there too! I may ponder this a while. But I would be blue. With glasses.

#17875 Japanese Teeth Sun, 11th Sep '11 2:44:30 PM from Meinong's jungle from Meinong's jungle

If I were a pony, I'd look like this.

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