My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Forum Archive (nuked Western Animation thread)
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Soarin avatar
#159276 from Cloudsdale
Hello Scootaloo.

@Kegi We're almost the equivalent of your airforce stunt pilots. Except we do take on missions.

Tofu is great.

[down][down]That's my philosophy as well.

edited 16th Apr '12 6:58:27 PM by Soarin

Seraphem avatar
#159277 from Delamare
@ Scoots, you'll grow into it.
Build a fool proof system, and the world will create a better fool.
Chadaman 99 avatar
#159278
My philosophy is eat whatever taste good and wont kill you.

[down]greasing up something to make it go faster is cheating.

edited 16th Apr '12 6:59:19 PM by Chadaman99

Turtlebutter avatar
#159279 from Baltimare
It wasnt cheating it was innovation...
This Space For Rent!
Seraphem avatar
#159280 from Delamare
@ Chad.....then you eat nothing, cause I'm sure that somewhere out there is or will be a study showing that EVERYTHING will in some way possibly kill you.
Build a fool proof system, and the world will create a better fool.
kegisak avatar
#159281
@Orion: Well, our situation is a bit different from yours. Firstly, we don't all kill what we eat. I probably couldn't kill something unless there was absolutely no other choice, for example.

Also, our animals aren't sapient, so that makes things a bit easier. If they were, we would have a lot more vegetarians.
Kyler Thatch avatar
#159282 from the bottom of my heart
Scoots, you can pull a fully loaded wagon with just your wings. I'm sure you've got the strength for it, you probably just need a coach or something. Rainbow Dash, maybe? wink
"They wanted to play 'memes' with the old school. Now there are tears."
Crowfall avatar
#159283
Tofu tastes pretty bland. It isn't bad or anything, but I'd much rather have chicken or fish or something.
gingerninja 666 avatar
#159284 from Aboard The Damocles
@Scoots But your tiny wings ARE adorable waii

... I'm sorry for squeeing at your failure, I was mesmerized by your wings when I should've been focusing on how sad you were

I HAVE A PROBLEM!!

edited 16th Apr '12 6:59:46 PM by gingerninja666

"Contests fought between two masters are decided instantly. An invisible battle is now raging between the two of them." Lulu vs Schneizel
Orion Aurora avatar
#159285 from Andromeda Galaxy
Funny, we have herbi, omni, and carni, but no word for animals that eat minerals -looks at Spike- What would a mineral eater be called?

edited 16th Apr '12 6:59:31 PM by OrionAurora

Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.
storyyeller avatar
#159286 from Appleloosa
Scootaloo, you should meet GLaDOS. I'm sure she'd have some amusing comments on your flying skills, as well as your parentage and likeability.
If there is anything that you are alone in thinking, it's "thinking that you're alone in thinking of your theories".
Turtlebutter avatar
#159287 from Baltimare
If they ever made it a law that you had to kill your own meat... Id still be eatin cute little critters...
This Space For Rent!
Soarin avatar
#159288 from Cloudsdale
[up][up][up]pica!

edited 16th Apr '12 7:00:16 PM by Soarin

Drenius avatar
#159289 from Northern Virginia
Scoots, I dont think it's your wings. After all, just look at this guy. But don't worry, I'm sure you'll manage some day.

edited 16th Apr '12 7:01:21 PM by Drenius

Gully Foyle is my name, and Terra is my nation. Deep space is my dwelling place, and death's my destination.
Seraphem avatar
#159290 from Delamare
Agreeing with Kegi, if most humans had to actaully kill an animal to eat..they'd go hungry or take up farming. Also it's a major major taboo in most countries to eat any animal that's even close to fairly intelligent.
Build a fool proof system, and the world will create a better fool.
Chadaman 99 avatar
#159291
Won't kill you within the next seven years then.
storyyeller avatar
#159292 from Appleloosa
Geophagy maybe?
If there is anything that you are alone in thinking, it's "thinking that you're alone in thinking of your theories".
Seraphem avatar
#159293 from Delamare
@ Orion "Lithivore"

edited 16th Apr '12 7:01:42 PM by Seraphem

Build a fool proof system, and the world will create a better fool.
Turtlebutter avatar
#159294 from Baltimare
I think that One of Scoot's parents is an EP... and because of that her skull doesnt have the structural air pockets in it to make it light enough for her to fly... thats why her big head is stuck in the mud while her body hovers.
This Space For Rent!
kegisak avatar
#159295
@turtle: I'd probably get used to vegetarianism fast...

@Soarin: Ah, so you are military, then? I guess that would mean that as you get higher in the ranks of the wonderbolts you become a higher military rank. Makes sense. So do you get any actual combat training, or is it all Aerobatics?
Kyler Thatch avatar
#159296 from the bottom of my heart
I'd be happy to go hunting, if it means getting a nice bolt-action rifle to hunt with. I've always been kind of a fan of those things.

M1 Garand? Mosin-Nagant? I can't decide.
"They wanted to play 'memes' with the old school. Now there are tears."
Scootaloo avatar
#159297
Aww, pegasus magic makes pulling stuff easy. Actually getting airborn is a lot harder. And I want to impress Rainbow Dash, I can't do that if she sees me barely able to get off the ground.

@Drenius: Please don't remind me of him. That guy is just weird.
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#159298 from moonburnt
It'd do wonders for the general public's health if they had to kill their own meat. It'd also be terrible on the animals because people can be horrible.
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#159299 from Andromeda Galaxy
@Seraphim: We should try to coin the term. Who's with me?
Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.
gingerninja 666 avatar
#159300 from Aboard The Damocles
I'd probably get used to killing animals. It'd take a little while though.

I'm cold but I'm not heartless
"Contests fought between two masters are decided instantly. An invisible battle is now raging between the two of them." Lulu vs Schneizel