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Mainly the first two.
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It depends. Does wishing you can resurrect Mehmed the Conquerer to pull off a hostile takeover of Equestria Daily count as "hailing"?
edited 1st Apr '12 5:52:06 AM by SantosLHalper
It’s highly probable that Satan has chosen [Lauren] Faust to be his modern-day emissary of evil. The signs are clear.
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It's EQD's April Fools day joke.
edited 1st Apr '12 5:51:27 AM by Seraphem
Build a fool proof system, and the world will create a better fool.
Good morning, everypony! I'm going skiing today!
Cartago delenda est!
That "Who's a silly pony?" song is really catchy.
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With real snow or the the criss-crossy stuff?
edited 1st Apr '12 5:58:48 AM by PurpleDalek
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Morning everyone. What's up Apple?
edited 1st Apr '12 6:00:34 AM by Drenius
Gully Foyle is my name,
and Terra is my nation.
Deep space is my dwelling place,
and death's my destination.
Oh right, today's April Fools. Derp :P
What's going on with you Applelight?
Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.
Calm down Apple, you're amongst good buddies here.
@Rel: Real, downhill skiing with real skis mostly on real snow int the outdoors, on the side of a mountain.
Cartago delenda est!
ugh...I feel for you Apple.
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Cool. I live in the British equilevant of the Deep South so there's no snow down here. Our ski lodge has criss-crossy stuff instead. It's just not the same.
edited 1st Apr '12 6:09:14 AM by PurpleDalek
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hey Apple ever check out
http://notalwaysright.com/
? pretty funny stories of dumbasses like that.
Build a fool proof system, and the world will create a better fool.
Well, there's always the guy who need networking hardware but doesn't know what they need but pretend to know. Ugh. I know that feel Apple.
@Rel: And I live in Colorado, aka the home of American skiing!
Cartago delenda est!
I've had people come into my store DEMANDING that we accept a return, from over a year ago, which they have no receipt for.....
Or the one time someone came in, wanted to return something they bought at an out of state store in out chain (which we do do) just so they could immediately rebuy the exact same thing without the sales tax (that state has it, ours doesn't)
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Colorado is where Aspen and the Rockies are right? Not very well informed on American geography.
edited 1st Apr '12 6:20:38 AM by PurpleDalek
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yes
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