My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Forum Archive (nuked Western Animation thread)
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#140976 from Meinong's jungle
They probably have a militia of some sort. They aren't regularly on active duty, but they're on call in case something comes up. Other than that there are the royal guards.
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#140977
I wonder if the CMC will just make up any of their stories. As in, they can't find any juicy gossip or anything that satisfies Diamond Tiara, so they just start making up stuff or they take things out of context to make them sound more "exciting." And then it turns out that some of their "made up" stories were actually true, like in that weird episode of The Simpsons where Homer gets captured because he revealed the secret about flu vaccines being mind-controlling.

edited 30th Mar '12 6:38:43 PM by Rainbow

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#140978
I've heard of purple prose.
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#140979 from over the Rainboom
@Drenius Other than the royal guards, we haven't seen any, which is surprising considering how many disasters have happened. What would they need an army for, fighting off dragons/griffons/whatever horror has leaked out of Everfree?

@Tealove Oh no, we're starting this again?

@Bag Purple Prose page, if you want it.

edited 30th Mar '12 6:38:58 PM by SkyStrike

Sweetie Belle is not amused.

Fabulosity can be such a bore.
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#140980 from Aboard The Damocles
Twilight mentioned pony wars...

[up][up] The mane cast seem legitimately pissed, wonder if that's cuz the GG stories are real?

edited 30th Mar '12 6:39:41 PM by gingerninja666

"Contests fought between two masters are decided instantly. An invisible battle is now raging between the two of them." Lulu vs Schneizel
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#140981 from Singapore
Equestria doesn't seem to need much of a standing army though.
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#140982 from Northern Virginia
@ Sky: Hm. I don;t know, I guess you could argue that the ar, y might handle the monsters of the everfree though I could also see whatever passes for the Department of Interior handling that sort of thing as well.
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#140983
I wonder if the CMC will just make up any of their stories. As in, they can't find any juicy gossip or anything that satisfies Diamond Tiara, so they just start making up stuff or they take things out of context to make them sound more "exciting."
"LUKE PERRY IS GAY"

And then it turns out that some of their "made up" stories were actually true, like in that weird episode of The Simpsons where Homer gets captured because he revealed the secret about flu vaccines being mind-controlling.
Oh, I never saw that one.
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#140984 from Northern Virginia
Hello there Tealove, how do you do this evening?
Gully Foyle is my name, and Terra is my nation. Deep space is my dwelling place, and death's my destination.
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#140985
@Ace They probably needed solider if what Lauren said about the Dark saga is true though.

edited 30th Mar '12 6:42:51 PM by DavidtheMouse14

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#140986 from Singapore
Everfree border patrol? Perhaps on another side of the forest not near Ponyville, since they're shown in-show.

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#140987 from over the Rainboom
@Drenius The problem with discussing armies is that it relies entirely on fanon. Some people see the griffons as a communist Russia-like society, so it would make sense to go to war with them. However, I've also seen them portrayed as a nation of surfers and skaters, who would be no threat. It all depends on your headcanon.
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#140988 from Meinong's jungle
I really really hope that the CMC make up some ridiculous story about Celestia. There's so much potential for hilarity.
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#140989 from Singapore
@JT: We can then expect a followup parody by Poniator or someone else with them being sent to the moooooooon [lol]

edited 30th Mar '12 6:46:30 PM by AceOfScarabs

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#140990 from over the Rainboom
@JT "I do NOT sleep with a plushie!"
Sweetie Belle is not amused.

Fabulosity can be such a bore.
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#140991
Inspired by the video above, how about they claim that Twilight Sparkle was given a Geass by Princess Celestia?
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#140992 from Northern Virginia
@ Sky: Oh, I know a standing army would probably be irrelevant to Equestria since it is a sugar bowl, but this is strictly hypothetical. Also, I find it an interesting idea that they might possibly have one.
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#140993 from over the Rainboom
@Drenius Would you say the Wonderbolts form some part of their air defense? They did try to take down Huge!Spike after all.
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Fabulosity can be such a bore.
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#140994 from Meinong's jungle
I saw comic once where Celestia was complaining about how everything thinks that she banishes everyone to the moon. Then Fluttershy makes some sort of comment about it, and Celestia glares at her. Then Celestia looks back at the audience and says something like "You think I'm going to send her to the moon, don't you?" I really wish I could find it again.

[up]Most likely.

edited 30th Mar '12 6:50:45 PM by JapaneseTeeth

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#140995 from Northern Virginia
Hm.. I don't know if the Wonderbolts would be part of the Air Force. I mean their trained as stunt fliers, but they unabashedly leapt to the occasion when Spike went on his rampage, which seems to suggest they might have some sort of training with that sort of situation. I'd argue if they weren't part of the air force, they were at least trained as part of the ponyville militia.

edited 30th Mar '12 6:52:02 PM by Drenius

Gully Foyle is my name, and Terra is my nation. Deep space is my dwelling place, and death's my destination.
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#140996
I saw comic once where Celestia was complaining about how everything thinks that she banishes everyone to the moon.
"That's silly. I banish criminals to all sorts of places, not just the moon!"
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#140997 from over the Rainboom
Maybe they're a propaganda group. They encourage pegasi to join the defense force using sweet moves.
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Fabulosity can be such a bore.
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#140998 from Northern Virginia
So they basically serves as military recruiters? That seems most likely, Sky.

edited 30th Mar '12 6:53:15 PM by Drenius

Gully Foyle is my name, and Terra is my nation. Deep space is my dwelling place, and death's my destination.
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#140999 from The Tea Cozy
I'm fine, Mr. Drenius. How are you this evening?
I sell tea and tea accessories.
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#141000
Oh dear.