where's chadaman's new avatar from?
also, is it me or does this retcon Lauren?
"Contests fought between two masters are decided instantly. An invisible battle is now raging between the two of them." Lulu vs Schneizel
I doubt it contradicts Lauren, but we can always ask :D
Didn't Lauren say something about Celestia having NO direct relatives save Luna?

Cadence is a man
"Contests fought between two masters are decided instantly. An invisible battle is now raging between the two of them." Lulu vs Schneizel
The only thing I remember her saying about other family for Celestia was her claim that Blueblood was about 52 times removed, but I could have missed something.
Lauren said that she had no living parents, no descendants... not sure what her stance on other siblings is.

Cadence is the love child of NM and another pony that was banished on the moon
"Contests fought between two masters are decided instantly. An invisible battle is now raging between the two of them." Lulu vs Schneizel
She could also be Cupcake the sea-pony

Cadence is not an alicorn. But neither is she a unicorn or a pegasus —
both her wings and her horn are fake. But she's also not an earth pony. The truth is that her species is the base from which the three races (four if you count alicorns as separate) branched out from. A sort of ancestor species.
you will go to the paper towns and you will never come back
The terrible secret is being related to Blueblood. She tried so hard to pretend he was from a different branch of the family.
I'm still hoping that she'll turn out to be NM's daughter...
again, where's chada's avatar from? The preview?
"Contests fought between two masters are decided instantly. An invisible battle is now raging between the two of them." Lulu vs Schneizel

Cadence is Twilight from the distant future.

Cadence is Nightmare Moon, the entity that separated from Luna after being blasted with the Elements.

Cadence is Rarity in an elaborate disguise.

I am totally off my rocker.
you will go to the paper towns and you will never come back
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Hey, Apple, did ya hear? Cadence is Celestia's niece
"Contests fought between two masters are decided instantly. An invisible battle is now raging between the two of them." Lulu vs Schneizel
Isn't Blueblood Celestia's nephew? Candence and Blueblood are siblings?
I'll do a thing. I don't know. It's a thing in progress. Respect the thing.
Does that mean Twi gets to call Tia "auntie"
Auntia
"Contests fought between two masters are decided instantly. An invisible battle is now raging between the two of them." Lulu vs Schneizel
And now the Twi/Celestia fics are even more creepy.
edited 24th Mar '12 3:55:56 AM by PurpleDalek
I'll do a thing. I don't know. It's a thing in progress. Respect the thing.
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I think they're cute
"Contests fought between two masters are decided instantly. An invisible battle is now raging between the two of them." Lulu vs Schneizel
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It's like a teacher seducing her student. It's creepy.
Celestia seems
Married to the Job anyway.
edited 24th Mar '12 4:00:14 AM by PurpleDalek
I'll do a thing. I don't know. It's a thing in progress. Respect the thing.
it is?
edited 24th Mar '12 4:00:59 AM by gingerninja666
"Contests fought between two masters are decided instantly. An invisible battle is now raging between the two of them." Lulu vs Schneizel
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Yes. It makes Celestia seem like a cradle snatcher.
It also ruins my headcanon of Cely being married to her work.
edited 24th Mar '12 4:02:37 AM by PurpleDalek
I'll do a thing. I don't know. It's a thing in progress. Respect the thing.
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My headcanon is that Cely just wants to make everyone happy... no matter what that might entail
"Contests fought between two masters are decided instantly. An invisible battle is now raging between the two of them." Lulu vs Schneizel
Anyway, what do you think the odds are of the niece thing actually being explained?
"Contests fought between two masters are decided instantly. An invisible battle is now raging between the two of them." Lulu vs Schneizel