cheesecake is simply too heavy for tea. Pass me the scones.

edited 16th Feb '12 5:22:23 PM by Drenius

Who has the biscuits?

- gingerly takes crumpet from Mage -

Thank you good sir. Oh dear, in all the confusion regarding that crumpet I appear to have neglected to pour myself any tea. Back in a sec good fellows...

No problem! It was so nice of you to join us Sir Ginger, things must be so hard for you what with the divorce. But I heard you where dating a fine country gal. What was her name? Applejuice? Carjack?

The fudge you say about cheesecake?!!

edited 16th Feb '12 5:24:29 PM by ApplelightLimited

Really, Ginger has a new beau? Why don't you tell us these things, my good man! It's the easiest way to avoid embarrassments.

edited 16th Feb '12 5:26:14 PM by Drenius

I asked my sister for Twinings Irish Breakfast tea for Christmas. She got me Red Rose English Breakfast. *facehoof*

I just had a warm mug of cider, myself.

-Walks into thread-

What the bloody hell is going on in here?

So, I just dipped my cheesecake in my tea. It tastes awesome.

Totally on topic.

You just can't get the right staff these days.

I can explain.

edited 16th Feb '12 5:27:31 PM by Badwolfwho

That's it, break out the booze!

edited 16th Feb '12 5:26:58 PM by ApplelightLimited

@ crow

We are having a tea party my good man! Isn't it obvious?

- Returning to my seat with a cup of tea and a saucer -

Oh that would be lady Applejack, sir Mage, and no, we were never really dating. Too many uncouth fellows sought to try and wrestle me for the right to partake in her company. I am good at a great many things, good sir, fisticuffs is not one of them

edited 16th Feb '12 5:28:28 PM by gingerninja666

A tea party? With crumpets and everything? I'm afraid I'm far to American to partake in that.

-pours self some coffee-

Much better. Carry on.

edited 16th Feb '12 5:31:21 PM by Crowfall

Tut-tut, that is simply shameful, Sir Ginger. Perhaps the law can assist in tracking down and reprimanding these ruffians!

-eats a scone with marmalade and sips tea-

edited 16th Feb '12 5:32:19 PM by Drenius

I say "Feh" to your vomit inducing sludge water. Feh!

Ruffians are like the hydra of the lower class. Apprehend one and three more are just as eager to take his vacant place. No need to trouble the precint with what will surely be a meaningless endeavour

edited 16th Feb '12 5:34:20 PM by gingerninja666

Music for Crow.

Music for Tea drinkers.

Indeed, they have no dignity.

-Dips cheesecake in tea.-

edited 16th Feb '12 5:33:35 PM by Badwolfwho

*dons oversized cowboy hat*

Howdy howdy howdy! What do y'all got goin' here? Oh, it's a little tea party! I got some tea for ya'!

*slams jug of Arizona iced tea on the middle of the table*

It's even better if ya toss a few shots o' whiskey in there! Oh, hey, y'all got biscuits too!

*grabs handful off the plate and crams in mouth*

Mmmmmm not too bad! Oh wait, where're my manners? I can't go eatin' all your grub! Here, have some of my stash!

*tosses giant bag of beefy jerky on the table*

There ya go! I gotta get goin' to the tractor pull. See y'all around.

*Climbs in Hummer and drives off*

You're all nuts...I'm going to go play sim city!

I BEG YOUR PARDON!! (Puts top hat on upside-down) I am a lord. I refuse to be spoken to that way

Now we're talkin'!

-scarfs jerky-

Mmmm, now that's a treat.

edited 16th Feb '12 5:36:07 PM by Crowfall

Applelight said:

Nah, it's non-alcoholic, damn it.

-very muffled- i to say ol boys wud anyone mind using your lory to take me to a ficisian, i do belaive ah meh need some skin grafts.

I'm not sure what's going on here, so I'll just drop this gem here and move along.

Feh, the quality of this tea party has plummeted about as a sharply as a freshly shot gull in mid flight. I don't need to take this. Good day sirs.

- leaves -

As a resident of a former British colony, I feel that I have some knowledge of tea parties. Indeed, a good cup of tea is as well-loved here as it is over there. I'll join you all.

(Watches Ginger storm off in a huff)

I say, his knickers are certainly in a twist. Do pass the finger sandwiches. Hold the jerky.

edited 16th Feb '12 5:41:02 PM by edvedd