Pinkie: It just doesn't make any sense! Cranky Doodle is the only person I've ever met who said they didn't like me! What's up with that?
Applejack: Well, did he say why he didn't like you?
Pinkie: I don't know. Something about me being obnoxious and never shutting up.
Applejack: Sounds about right.
Pinkie: And what is THAT sopposed to mean?
Applejack: *Sigh* Look Pinkie, maybe you haven't noticed this before but you have a way of getting other pony's dander up.
Pinkie: I what?
Applejack: Ah mean sometimes you can get plumb annoying! You keep talking all day long about stuff that nopony but you understands, you're always popping up out of nowhere and scaring people half to death and you just won't leave people alone.
Pinkie: Applejack, how can you say things like that!? I thought you were my friend!
Applejack: Ah am your friend Pinkie. Even though sometimes you drive me absolutly bonkers I can look past all your crazy shenanigans and see the sweet little pony underneath it all.
Pinkie: Underneath?
Applejack: Look here sugarcube. Nopony's perfect. We've all got faults. Being friends with somepony means you're willing to put up with their flaws because, despite everythin, you really care about that person. Heck, if I weren't your friend yah think ah'd have stuck around at Gummy's party after the birthday boy took a swim in the punch bowl?
Pinkie: So, what do I do about Cranky Doodle?
Applejack: Well, if he thinks you're loud and obnoxious you might try not jawing his ear off.
Pinkie: ...?
Applejack: Ah mean you should stop talking all the time.
Pinkie: You can do that?
Applejack: Oh Celestia...