@Dorku: that would be glorious!

Green Eggs and Ham reference, too? I'd like that.

Pinkie in a boat...falls into the water when he says no.

Pinkie with a goat...they both look crestfallen when he says no.

This must happen...

I must slumber now.

Goodnight.

Good night.

Night Freeman!

Good night Freeman! Sleep tight! Don't let the Nightmare Moon bite*

Your backside, that is!

!

My backside has been gobbled once too often for my liking.

That sounds terrible.

edited 30th Jan '12 6:55:54 PM by edvedd

Best ending to the green eggs and ham sequence:

Pinkie: Then what, Cranky, do you want from me!?"

Cranky: <very slowly and prurposefully folds his newspaper>: Miss Pie, I would like it very much if you would leave. Me. Alone.

Pinkie(confused): Wait... that didn't rhyme!

Cranky: I DON'T CARE!

I'm off to bed too.

Night!

You...win the interweb.

edited 30th Jan '12 6:58:13 PM by ApplelightLimited

Regardless of whether the episode is even remotely similar to this, someone needs to write the entire thing out Dr. Seuss style, complete with illustrations.

Good night guys.

Pinkie: Would you party with a rock? *The Jimmy Hart Version of Party Rock while dancing with a rock*

Donkey: No.

Pinkie: Would you party with a chicken? *pulls out a chicken, grabbing it by the throat*

Donkey: No. *a beat* Wait a minute, that doesn't even RHYME!

edited 30th Jan '12 7:05:37 PM by UdtheImp

G'night, you fellers who need sleep.

Got my day job to attend to, but I'll pop back in periodically.

Also, YES to Cranky being relatively deadpan.

"You young whipersnappers! When I◊ was young we didn't have no fancy cartoons! If we wanted to look at pictures of ponies we'd take a chissle and carve it out of our cave walls! You youngins don't know how easy you got it. You wouldn't last a day without your prescious intertubes to talk about ponies all day. Back in my day if we wanted to talk to someone on the other side of the country we'd have to swing from vine to vine the whole way to their house. In the snow! Going uphill both ways!"

"Don't even get me started on the way those ponies look! For starters, why do they all have their butts tatooed? Juvenile delinquents, that's what they are! And another thing! Where are those Apple kidses parents? Irresponsible! That's what it is. Only adult on the farm is that... Oh my. Why, in all my years I've never seen a hooved creature that was quite so... alluring. Just look at her. Curves in all the right places. And that rocking chair, now that lady knows quality when she sees it. I wonder what brand of dentures she wears? Maybe I should introduce myself. Gonna need an icebreaker though. I know! We can complain about the music that is corrupting our society!"

edited 30th Jan '12 7:12:55 PM by WillKeaton

Heh, that was really good, and I could see that on the actual show

OK, I have my muffins. This pleases Derpy.◊

Dangit, you just reminded me that I haven't had a good muffin in months.

Hmm, I too could go for some muffins...

I'm gonna make baked apple cider donuts in the morning, provided I wake up early enough.

It's gonna be good.

That episode was inspiring.

Damn it....Now I want a muffin....

T.T

That episode was inspiring.

Eeyup. I had to go buy some cider after it aired.

The horror...the HORROR...

edited 30th Jan '12 7:41:51 PM by RichReeders

You can have mine if you want! *hands muffin*

edited 30th Jan '12 7:42:13 PM by LightPhaser

I knew I should have bought more than six.