Celestia, you're a princess, you must have plenty of ponies to keep the castle clean. Why are you dressed up in a maid outfit?

Being a pony of importance I can understand the preasures you must feel, the inability to make any mistakes, but your still just a pony. You will make mistakes, if the gods of Equestria wanted rulers who were perfect they wouldn't have made you a mortal with feelings. The key is to not bittle it up, and instead to have someone to confide in...I feel lucky I have the triplets to ground me, Celestia has Twilight, you just need to find your own.

• Brings out the straitjacket and begins strapping Pinkie into it

edited 18th Jun '11 8:37:01 PM by RichReeders

YEAH IF YOU CAN CATCH ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE SUCKER!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

-dashes off-

Allow me to begin from the beggining.

First of all, Anemoi, you MUST STOP RIGHT NOW. I shall not have anyone harming themselves because they think they have wronged myself or my sister.

Secondly, an explanation of what has happened.

Earlier this afternoon, Twilight came running into the castle, unnannounced and unacompanied. This would be suprising in it of itself, were she not covered in bruses and cuts. From what the palace guard told me, her balloon crashed somewhere just outside the palace and she hauled herself through a bramble patch to get here.

She ignored me completly, running straight for my sister's personal quarters. When I reached there, she had thrown her forelegs around Luna, sobbing into her mane and begging for forgiveness for 'abandoning her'.

Needless to say, I cast a simple sleeping spell over her. I have never seen her so disraught before. Regardless, Luna then asked to borrow one of the laptop computers that were so kindly shipped to us.

After a few moments however, poor Lu Lu herself descended into tears, apparently reliving the night she transformed. I put her to sleep as well, and here I am.

You really think that would do any good? She'll escape the instant you turn your back.

Wow, this thread is really bad for the mental well being of ponies.

edited 18th Jun '11 8:34:43 PM by Crowfall

... well, that kinda sucks.

Have you got counselors in Equestria? Might be beneficial for Luna to have an outsider pony to talk to.

Not really; I'm just a sucker for bondage.

edited 18th Jun '11 8:34:24 PM by RichReeders

...

Well, that's just proof that my big mouth should be labeled as a WMD.

Pardon me folks, I'm going to go pound myself into submission.

I do not envy the position you are in Princess Celestia, I have a hard enough time keeping myself sane as i watch over The Glade, the triplents help is keeping me grounded, if i had the added stress of having to confort my friends well...I suppose that was one good side to having to cut off all ties...

Still...

Again, we blame you.

edited 18th Jun '11 8:36:22 PM by RichReeders

No. Bad Anemoi. Just have a nap. That always seems to help me.

OK so I saw Pinkie running insanely fast and laughing maniacally. I think she might have had tears in her eyes though. What just happened?

I ran to her house and found this. I'm sure she wouldn't mind if I used her account.

Oh...

Confound these humans, they drive me to cosplay.

I think that's the term you use.

And Crowfall, to answer your question...

I'm sure most humans have their own private things they like to play with to aleviate the stress of the day.

Oh, hey Rainbow Dash. Can I call you Dash? Anyway, how've you been?

Oh nothing. Say...How do feel about being tied up?

edited 18th Jun '11 8:38:55 PM by RichReeders

Sure thing, Cheese! Call me Dash, Dashie, whatever you want.

You wish, perv.

edited 18th Jun '11 8:39:03 PM by PinkieP

x6

You know you make a good point, there really needs to be more psychologists across the dimensions, lord knows a half dozen characters i've written could use them, and even more in "popular media..."

Umm...

Guys...

Something happened.

Something...

Oh fuck me sideways

We need more Macintosh.

Guy's as stoic as a brick wall.

Hey, I'm not gonna fuck you any direction. You sick bastard.

So many sockpuppets, so little time!

@Anemoi What is it?

@Reeders Seriously, dude, you creep me the buck out.

edited 18th Jun '11 8:42:01 PM by PinkieP

Well, that's one problem solved.

Now, moving onto more pressing matters. Ms. Dash, can you please assure the rest of Twilight's friends that she is alright

... I'm gonna steal that line one day, Dash.