I wouldn't try to hug anypony, in any form, until I'd gotten to know them a lot better. XD As for profession and form... I'd probably have to go with pegasus, because fuck yeah flying. Having to write with my mouth would be a pain, though...
Can you think inside the chimney?
Zazie's actually become a right chatterbox in recent chapters, yeah.
Hm... actually, considering my build, I'd most likely be an earth pony. Sweet Apple Acres will be getting so many volunteers...
Can you think inside the chimney?
I would very seriously apologize to Fluttershy as soon as I saw her for what I was about to do, and then give her a massive hug while squeeing.
as to job, Department Manager at a well department store. But spent 6 years working on nuclear reactors.
don't ask, it involves the Navy and getting screwed.
Build a fool proof system, and the world will create a better fool.
I'd probably kill every other living thing on the continent.
Fight with all your soul within
For if you let jealousy win
It can tear friendships and families apart.
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...well...
Get ready for a
lot of opposition, I guess.
The end of the world as we know it. Like weekends usually are, but more dire.
Other than the ponies, I mean.
Fight with all your soul within
For if you let jealousy win
It can tear friendships and families apart.
I'd bet that I would instantly form a connection to Fluttershy, since for some inexplicable reason animals of all kinds love me.
If you wish to know, you only need to ask.
My first impulse would be to go to Ponyville's library and immediately look for the History and Linguistic sections.
Hm....find Pinkie Pie and tell her I'm new to town and have never been to a party. :D
Hey! "Mouth to mouth", not "tongue to tongue".
You sick fuck.
Fight with all your soul within
For if you let jealousy win
It can tear friendships and families apart.