Humanized pony pin up calender. Would you buy it?

page topper. Have a drunk Pinkie

edited 12th Dec '11 3:56:36 PM by gingerninja666

...why has it only just occured to me how absurd this conversation is?

But just to put the cherry on top, who do you think would be in the playfilly magazine? And for bonus points, who among the mane six do you think would read playfilly?

humanized? ...Yeah, probably... in both genders...

edited 12th Dec '11 3:57:04 PM by kegisak

Yeah...yeah I would.

Two seasons a pony. Pinkie gets December.

Dash, Pinkie and Fluttershy

Soarin might...as would Blueblood maybe.

edited 12th Dec '11 3:58:57 PM by ApplelightLimited

Spit Take

what?!

and yay, more bisexuals!

edited 12th Dec '11 3:58:19 PM by gingerninja666

what?

Playfilly

Is that implying what I think it's implying? Or is there a joke in there that I've somehow missed?

edit: oh I get it now! I feel like a dunce now

edited 12th Dec '11 4:00:58 PM by gingerninja666

And next episode when ? I don't whant to know what hapen with this tread after few weeks with no new ponies.

Playgirl

edited 12th Dec '11 4:00:46 PM by ApplelightLimited

@Ginger, yeah probably...

Dear god, you're right, Kegi, this conversation is utterly ludicrous, how did we sink so low?

But anyhow, I imagine dirty pony magazines would utilize the Theiss Titillation Theory, perhaps clothing would be part of the sexualization and the act of revealing.

And I imagine RD would be the one to pick up Playfilly magazine, and Playcolt.

Yeah...so...are we agreed that a draft horse would be like a gaint super pony? With little in the way of magic?

Next episode is the 17th.The next one is on January 7th.

edited 12th Dec '11 4:03:38 PM by Mio

I think Rarity might enjoy Playfilly.

Though she'd probably prefer trashy harlequin romance novels (Twilight too, come to think of it)

edited 12th Dec '11 4:04:13 PM by gingerninja666

So, horses:

(stole from my post in the fanfic thread)

Three of them - Carter (a large Clydesdale Draft Horse that pulls their cart of stuff, hence his given name), Charger (a medium-weight horse bred for war, in light barding, hence his name) and Book (a run-of-the-mill horse that can read a bit and make marks and glyps, hence her name).

Horses are not typically named until they discover their talent - their version of a cutie mark. Other names include Blacksmith, Baker, Dyer, and so on. As such, their flanks are blank. They're mostly earthen tones, brown, tan, white, ivory, mixes of that.

To keep them cartoony, they'll be able to stand (although not for long) and use their forehoofs for manipulating stuff so they appear to fit in MLP canon.

They'll look a lot more like actual horses, though, in terms of outline.

Carter is mild and soft-spoken with a rich legato baritone voice, and rarely speaks. He takes a liking to Fluttershy immediately, but likes to hang out with "little" Big Mac. Charger is hot-headed, quick to interject, but defers to Book's leadership. Book is the Mare, and in charge of the group. She is curious, inquisitive, and intelligent. Despite her smaller size than the Stallions, she still towers over the ponies.

Applelight: Yeah, a Horse would look like a much larger version of Big Mac.

edited 12th Dec '11 4:05:47 PM by pvtnum11

You can try to talk about horses all you want, but now that the conversation has shifted to sexy pony magazines it's not going back anytime soon.

How would Mac take to being called Little?

Love the fanon though. I love world building.

edited 12th Dec '11 4:07:03 PM by ApplelightLimited

Well. This is going to be quite a job...

Fluttershy. You know what they say about the quiet ones...

And there's a Madeleine Peters (Scootaloo) interview. We can expect a Scootaloo episode sometime in the future! Also, Scootaloo singing Jingle Bells.

edited 12th Dec '11 4:10:46 PM by Calnos

Eeeyup.

edited 12th Dec '11 4:10:46 PM by ApplelightLimited

And I say they don't have porn in Equestria because ponies are not interested in those thigns

Yeah... Rarity would probably appreciate her trash. Fluttershy might pick up a magazine but hide it and never let anypony know about it. Pinkie might have a few of both magazines lying around, but she'd probably just prefer to go out and... experience, rather than observe. Although I could see her going to a live show. RD... I just plain old do0n't know which she'd get, but I know she'd get one.

AJ might get a playfilly... and Twilight is either between a magazine or erotic fanfiction.

ppft, everyone is interested in those things, Death. They're young adults/teenagers, after all.

edited 12th Dec '11 4:12:39 PM by kegisak

And I say when was the last time anyone cared what you thought, Death Cloud?

The amount of times I've seen people take Fluttershy and insist that she' some kind of sexually repressed dynamo behind closed doors, it makes me wonder if there are any people out there who DON'T think she's like that.

Maybe she IS that shy all the time

I'm sure Big Mac would be cool with it. This particular trio has visited the farm before, so they're used to being around Earth Ponies and such. Applejack might have a need for Carter to rip out some treestumps or something, too. Stuff that Big Mac is underpowerd for.

It's the other ponies that they react oddly towards.

Opening scene: Shot of the Apple farm, with a rather large cart parked by the barn. This woudl be an episode that features a lot of Applejack and family, naturally. twilight is asked to pay the farm a visit for something or other, and spots the cart. Inquires about it, but Applejack is nervous about introducing a Unicorn to the three horses, in the barn.

Well, Twi being oblivious, walks into the barn anyway, and passes underneath one of the horses, well, until her horn stabs one of them... Cue shocked looks all around.

Or something.

@ginger, I know, right? Why do they always say "Oh it's the quiet nerdy ones that are truly the sexual dynamos don't you know, it's what's going on in their heads behind all that silence"

Something tells me Fluttershy wouldn't even bother, and neither would Pinkie Pie because she wouldn't need them or if she got them it's because she thinks they're funny.