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#392101 Kuroi Tsubasa Tenshi Mon, 19th Aug '13 5:50:31 PM from Canada

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#392102 kegisak Mon, 19th Aug '13 5:50:40 PM

The title of the story is "It's about pizza". A pizza is never seen in the story. Years later a university faculty in Frankfurt working around the clock is able to determine that the underlying symbolism and meanings of the story are, in fact, about pizza.

#392103 storyyeller Mon, 19th Aug '13 5:52:35 PM from Appleloosa

Aw man, lit teachers would go nuts over that. Reminds me of the time we read Huckleberry Finn in class, which explicitly began with a note saying that you shouldn't try to analyze it.

Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.

#392104 Wryte Mon, 19th Aug '13 5:54:21 PM

@Kuroi: Cute. The brush goes well with the fuzzy look of your drawing style.

Here's mine.

Oooh, a dA link sig, how original.

#392105 darkabomination Mon, 19th Aug '13 6:05:44 PM from the darkest of the hillside thickets

All I can think of is that Derpy will be delivering. Except she's ditzy enough that it takes a lot longer than expected and Dash begins to panic.

Wait, so they go on a quest to get to the joint facing hardships along the way. AJ and Dashy go to White Castle.

edited 19th Aug '13 6:06:45 PM by darkabomination

Roses are red, violets are blue.

I'm sorry to say, you've been eaten by a Grue.

#392106 Wryte Mon, 19th Aug '13 6:08:47 PM

AJ and RD take turns on the phone trying to give Derpy directions to get to them that keep sending her to completely wrong parts of town.

Oooh, a dA link sig, how original.

#392107 Japanese Teeth Mon, 19th Aug '13 6:11:12 PM from Meinong's jungle

I'm sensing a Whole Plot Reference.

See? The ideas are already flowing.

edited 19th Aug '13 6:11:27 PM by JapaneseTeeth

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#392108 Kuroi Tsubasa Tenshi Mon, 19th Aug '13 6:14:56 PM from Canada

Dark: Quick, put that momentum to use now!

Wryte: Hehe, I saw that earlier. That cockatrice is so nice and patient to pose and not try to stone the camera-pony.

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#392109 storyyeller Mon, 19th Aug '13 6:15:28 PM from Appleloosa

Then she ends up delivering it in 29 minutes and 59 seconds. Because that's what always happens with fictional pizza deliveries.

Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.

#392110 darkabomination Mon, 19th Aug '13 6:17:14 PM from the darkest of the hillside thickets

Though the big thing here is what's stopping Dash from flying there. There's got to be a comical obstacle in their way from getting there before it closes down.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

I'm sorry to say, you've been eaten by a Grue.

#392111 storyyeller Mon, 19th Aug '13 6:22:24 PM from Appleloosa

Maybe she doesn't know where Derpy is?

Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.

#392112 Crowfall Mon, 19th Aug '13 6:28:20 PM

Meanwhile, the griffon emperor is very confused about why this odd mare is trying to give him a pizza.

#392113 NE Sgamer 190 Mon, 19th Aug '13 6:28:49 PM from a NES cartridge

Maybe the weather ponies required a thunderstorm, and prevent flight, only to accidentally invoke a tornado? All for one lowly pizza?

It's a Demonic Lighthouse Slide! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I beg of you, Durza, make it so.

-Azreal

#392114 darkabomination Mon, 19th Aug '13 6:35:41 PM from the darkest of the hillside thickets

Well of course, somepony has to treat it like Serious Business. Damn you Ponyville, why you so small?

So what I have is this. AJ and Dash wait for their order for some time, Dash gets impatient and she resolves to go there herself and get it with a reluctant Applejack following. Perhaps as they journey, it cuts to Derpy who's all around Equestria in the wrong places after going in the wrong directions.

After a long and grueling trip, they find the place closed. Dash gets more and more unhinged and further resolves to get that pizza or die trying with AJ as the straight mare.

edited 19th Aug '13 6:39:31 PM by darkabomination

Roses are red, violets are blue.

I'm sorry to say, you've been eaten by a Grue.

#392115 storyyeller Mon, 19th Aug '13 6:52:18 PM from Appleloosa

After Dash and AJ go out on their epic adventure to find the pizza, they come home to discover that it arrived just after they left.

Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.

#392116 King Kix Mon, 19th Aug '13 7:09:01 PM from Hyrule, Krypton

Ugh, first day back kinda SUCKED. My laptop died the first freakin' minutes during class and I DIDN'T EVEN USE IT THAT MUCH! Glad we had know homework.

Anyways, I had this great dream for an Eq G Christmas special titled "The Hearth of the matter".

"You must think you're God."

"No. HE thinks he's me."

#392117 storyyeller Mon, 19th Aug '13 7:16:21 PM from Appleloosa

My last pony dream involved Twilight, Big Mac, and a rocket sled. Unfortunately I don't remember the details.

Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.

#392118 Rainbow Mon, 19th Aug '13 7:18:48 PM

@Applejack and Rainbow Dash order a pizza: Once they get the pizza, they end up getting in a food fight because they got in an argument over one of them wanting to eat more than half the pizza (and they initially agreed they would split it). Or maybe Apple Bloom wants some too, and so do Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle and they end up leaving no pizza for the two ponies who originally ordered it or something.

edited 19th Aug '13 7:22:27 PM by Rainbow

Pink Sugar Heart Attack!

#392119 crimsonstorm 15 Mon, 19th Aug '13 7:19:20 PM from A parallel universe

My last pony dream involved Twilight, Big Mac, and a rocket sled.

someone write that down.

All things are lawful for me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but all things edify not.

#392120 King Kix Mon, 19th Aug '13 7:21:30 PM from Hyrule, Krypton

Everybody dies. Got it!

"You must think you're God."

"No. HE thinks he's me."

#392121 Japanese Teeth Mon, 19th Aug '13 7:22:42 PM from Meinong's jungle

@Dark: This story sounds amazing. You should see how far you can escalate it. Maybe Derpy's Griffon misdelivery starts an international incident.

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#392122 orionaurora Mon, 19th Aug '13 7:32:32 PM from Andromeda Galaxy

Evening everypony. What's going on?

Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.

#392123 crimsonstorm 15 Mon, 19th Aug '13 7:33:58 PM from A parallel universe

@Orion: talking about fanfic ideas.

hey, we should get Orion in one of these ideas! Orion, would Colin be okay with that?

edited 19th Aug '13 7:34:12 PM by crimsonstorm15

All things are lawful for me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but all things edify not.

#392124 orionaurora Mon, 19th Aug '13 7:35:02 PM from Andromeda Galaxy

Colin isn't one to make fanfics.

Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.

#392125 darkabomination Mon, 19th Aug '13 7:40:11 PM from the darkest of the hillside thickets

That's my vague idea of comedy Teeth. Escalate this puppy as far as it goes. Eventually have AJ and Dash get the Cutie Mark Crusaders and a few others being roped into it and going across Equestria in search of Derpy.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

I'm sorry to say, you've been eaten by a Grue.