What the hay?

There is no crime because of Hitlestia's strict totalitarian rule making sure no one does anything she would not do.

Hint, think of Robin Williams' house as Pinkie Pie, think of him as blue, Paris Hilton as orange, Dolly Parton as green, Chris Crocker as yellow, Justin Bieber as red and me as purple.

edited 10th Nov '11 1:43:15 PM by GazBevMoo

It took too long for cute Carrot Top & Noi◊ fanart to appear.

There are plenty of jerkish ponies in Equestria. Unless you're suggesting that they too are incapable of commiting crimes, then I think it's safe to assume that crime exists in Equestria.

Not as much as in our world, but still

edited 10th Nov '11 1:44:39 PM by gingerninja666

We know there's slavery in Equestria at least.

Wow. That was rude. Thumped.

x7 So Equestria is like most RPG Worlds. Where if a single crime is seen being committed everypony will work to bring the criminal to justice.

Alternatively nopony commits crime because they're all inexplicably terrorfied by Celestia, and now Luna I guess.

Yes, and the Princess I mean Chancellor really recommends slavery to anyone who wants to rule as badly as she does.

edited 10th Nov '11 1:50:30 PM by GazBevMoo

@ Ginger Jerks yes, but do they all the way to criminal though? I guess I could see there being some sort of police in the bigger cities, just to help settle things down if they get to big, or slap down ponies that get a bit to far over the line. But i see them more as you old style neighborhood policepony, they know everypony on there beat, normally stop to chat as they make there rounds, there biggest crisis of the day being a cat stuck up a tree, or some young hooligan fillie tearing down main street on her scooter almost knocking old people over without realizing it.

edited 10th Nov '11 1:51:01 PM by Seraphem

Can I advise you to stop with that whole thing? It's wearing thin.

Exactly. That's all that happens in Ponyville, but the way Peeler acts, you'd think a massive shootout was going to break out any moment!

edited 10th Nov '11 1:52:27 PM by ApplelightLimited

Maybe in smaller towns like Ponyville the main deterrent against crime is a Neighbourhood Watch group and if anything serious happens, they'll call in a police pony or maybe even the royal guard from the bigger cities.

edited 10th Nov '11 1:54:34 PM by Badwolfwho

Okay I will show you the Pinkie Pie picture, It's harsh◊.

There probably is a Watch, but I could imagine that there is a Ponyville Police Department...it's just tiny.

Actually, maybe the force is newly created?

edited 10th Nov '11 1:56:38 PM by ApplelightLimited

AH i see, so your talking about a copony whose basically on The Andy Griffith Show, that thinks he's on NYPD Blue. That could be really really funny.

edited 10th Nov '11 1:59:36 PM by Seraphem

For some reason I have a ponified version of Hot Fuzz in my head

Alright, the "Pony Found a Vehicle" meme can stop. It peaked. You can all go home now.

Exactly!

Imagine...the characters of Angel and Butterman mixed together with FIM. DO WANT!!!

edited 10th Nov '11 2:12:04 PM by ApplelightLimited

But we haven't had a boat yet or Luna on a space shuttle.

A ponified Hot Fuzz would be amazing. In fact ... Trot Fuzz

Okay, now I'm picturing Barney Fife trying to talk like Detective Sipowicz.

Fine, then call me when someone makes a "Luna found a Star Destroyer" video.

Two days until the new episode. Places your bets everyone: song or songless?

I'd prefer songless, but I know a lot of fans will complain if it is.

I might cry if we still don't have song by next episode.

I'm probably exaggerating.

A song would be nice.

I wouldn't go nuts if there wasn't one, but still.....

I'm hoping for a song just to clear the drought. I was originially annoyed by most of the music but now it's all grown on me and i want more.