Just tell her, "Don't worry, you'll steal money from me to buy booze soon enough, so you can call that your present."
Quick question: Anyone decent at small instruments? I've got a hundred odd bucks I plan to to buy something at a music shop with. Probably a harmonica or some such. Just to see if there's an ounce of musical talent in me, I've tried guitar and piano and no luck with those.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
I'm sorry to say, you've been eaten by a Grue.
Don't worry Apple, you'll understand when you're older.
Are you proficient at the skin flute then? Sorry, but you started it!
Roses are red, violets are blue.
I'm sorry to say, you've been eaten by a Grue.
Alright, fine, so apparently we don't like dick jokes anymore. Fine.
Wait, we have standards now?
Roses are red, violets are blue.
I'm sorry to say, you've been eaten by a Grue.