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#371326 Applelight Limited Thu, 30th May '13 12:01:36 PM from Manehattan to Canterlot

Sorry for the delay. Google docs is being a slow laggy bastard.

#371327 darkabomination Thu, 30th May '13 12:39:31 PM from deep within the Time Vortex

Hey everypony. What's up?

Zagreus sits inside your head, Zagreus lives among the dead. Zagreus sees you in your bed, And eats you when you're sleeping.

#371328 NE Sgamer 190 Thu, 30th May '13 12:41:01 PM from a NES cartridge

I'd like to know myself Dark...

-places a small cake upon a table- The cake's for Lightning Dust, if she returns. -sets a pie upon another table- ...and the pie's for Pinkie, of course.

It's a Demonic Lighthouse Slide! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I beg of you, Durza, make it so.

-Azreal

#371329 The Freeman Thu, 30th May '13 12:44:08 PM from Hialeah,FL.

You're all awful people who need to be punched in the face for making so many terrible puns.

I'm only half-kidding.

That's my dream. It's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor … and surviving.

#371330 crowlover Thu, 30th May '13 12:45:30 PM from Name & Address Withheld

Don't you mean cheesy puns?

#371331 The Freeman Thu, 30th May '13 12:47:08 PM from Hialeah,FL.

-sobs in the corner-

That's my dream. It's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor … and surviving.

#371332 kegisak Thu, 30th May '13 12:48:38 PM

Hey Dark.

Someone stole one of my pancakes. And I have no idea why I'm still upset about that.

#371333 Seraphem Thu, 30th May '13 12:49:25 PM from Delamare

And Kegi started a rush that made everyone rush out o make/buy pancakes.

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#371334 Crowfall Thu, 30th May '13 12:53:13 PM

Oh hey, am I just in time to drink Freeman's tears? Excellent.

@Kegi: Start making decoy food. Like make a couple pancakes that are stuffed to the gills with wasabi or something.

edited 30th May '13 12:54:00 PM by Crowfall

#371335 darkabomination Thu, 30th May '13 12:54:23 PM from deep within the Time Vortex

Bacon pancakes are the bomb.

Question: Any idea where pony clothes are available? There's a mall nearby so I was wondering about buying.

Zagreus sits inside your head, Zagreus lives among the dead. Zagreus sees you in your bed, And eats you when you're sleeping.

#371336 Purple Dalek Thu, 30th May '13 12:56:39 PM from Betelgeuse

Unless you have four legs, I doubt they'd fit you.

So. What are we going to do? Eat crisps and talk about girls? I've never actually done that but I bet it's easy. Girls. Yeah?

#371337 Seraphem Thu, 30th May '13 12:58:46 PM from Delamare

Only store that I can think of that would sell them in adult sizes would be Hot Topic.

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#371338 Japanese Teeth Thu, 30th May '13 1:00:09 PM from Meinong's jungle

I second Crow's suggestion. Make some intetionally-gross pancakes and hide them among the good ones. Then when somebody freaks out you'll know who did it. Just make sure you don't eat one by mistake.

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#371339 Steventheman Thu, 30th May '13 1:00:57 PM from Wales

Make decoy pancakes and put razorblades in them. That'll learn them to nick your food. It's what I would do. Or I'd just wait until they leave a drink alone and then put piss in it.

edited 30th May '13 1:01:33 PM by Steventheman

"I don't think he'll sexily describe your donkey kong sorry"

-kay4today

#371340 Pykrete Thu, 30th May '13 1:02:13 PM from Viridian Forest

If you draw the line at causing physical hazard, there's the Death Note option:

Go to an electronic store, get a small alarm or buzzer, and rig it to be activated by photocell + transistor. Tape it to the inside of your lunchbox. Added bonus of humiliation in front of everyone else in the room.

edited 30th May '13 1:04:20 PM by Pykrete

#371341 Purple Dalek Thu, 30th May '13 1:03:44 PM from Betelgeuse

Or you could just put your name on your food. That'll show 'em.

So. What are we going to do? Eat crisps and talk about girls? I've never actually done that but I bet it's easy. Girls. Yeah?

#371342 Kyler Thatch Thu, 30th May '13 1:04:15 PM

What part of that makes it the Death Note option?

There's a heart that's breaking

down this long-distance line tonight

#371343 Pykrete Thu, 30th May '13 1:04:48 PM from Viridian Forest

The needlessly elaborate electrical rigging of your goddamn lunchbox.

#371344 Steventheman Thu, 30th May '13 1:04:57 PM from Wales

I'd say using the Death Note is the Death Note option.

"I don't think he'll sexily describe your donkey kong sorry"

-kay4today

#371345 Japanese Teeth Thu, 30th May '13 1:12:21 PM from Meinong's jungle

If you wanted to be Death Note about it, you'd hook up the food with an elaborate device that requires a meticulous ritual to open or else the entire refrigerator explodes.

For those who don't get it, the protagonist of Death Note hid the eponymous device in a drawer that he rigged with a trap that would cause it to burst into flame if the person who opens the drawer doesn't disable the device first.

edited 30th May '13 1:14:10 PM by JapaneseTeeth

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#371346 Sydxelia Thu, 30th May '13 1:13:10 PM from Cranberry World

You could buy a lunchbox with a lock, though that might not be as satisfying as making a Pancake of Doom.

Twilight says you're a motherf***er.

#371347 Kyler Thatch Thu, 30th May '13 1:15:09 PM

Pancake of Doom? What, did you mix some C4 with that batter?

There's a heart that's breaking

down this long-distance line tonight

#371348 Applelight Limited Thu, 30th May '13 1:16:23 PM from Manehattan to Canterlot

Well there they are

, my ideas. A not very good document.

If anyone could give me feedback I'd sure appreciate it. I feel like that's not a great list after a years work, and as you can see it's so incoherent it's impossible to work with.

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#371349 Seraphem Thu, 30th May '13 1:17:14 PM from Delamare

Someone ate the pancake? Okay now just have to find out who is vomiting, shitting themselves, running around with their mouth on fire, turning blue, itching all over, high out of their minds, and unconscious.

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#371350 Applelight Limited Thu, 30th May '13 1:19:27 PM from Manehattan to Canterlot

Sorry I had that locked.

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