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#361051 NE Sgamer 190 Fri, 26th Apr '13 3:25:55 PM from a NES cartridge

I hate to say it, but I'd never go about tipping a pony. What if they roll upon me? I'll be a flattened manhole cover!

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#361052 Lopiny Fri, 26th Apr '13 3:33:57 PM from somewhere

I'd be more worried if I actually pull it off, and piss them off. I kinda like my kneecaps.

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#361053 Crowfall Fri, 26th Apr '13 3:35:06 PM

Never? You wouldn't be very popular at restaurants then.

#361054 Seraphem Fri, 26th Apr '13 3:36:07 PM from Delamare

You could just tip over Lyra, she'd be to busy joy-gasming over having been touched by actual hands to do anything else.

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#361055 storyyeller Fri, 26th Apr '13 4:02:31 PM from Appleloosa

You can't actually tip them over that easily anyway.

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#361056 darkabomination Fri, 26th Apr '13 4:02:49 PM from deep within the Time Vortex

Hey guys, wha...

Looks at the last few entries: : Pony tipping?

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#361057 d Roy Fri, 26th Apr '13 4:10:27 PM from Buffalo, New York

You could just tip over Lyra, she'd be to busy joy-gasming over having been touched by actual hands to do anything else.

Human: Now little filly, come and let me touch you.

Lyra: *squees*

Bon Bon: Uhm...shouldn't you need an adult?

Lyra: I am an adult!

edited 26th Apr '13 4:10:43 PM by dRoy

#361058 NE Sgamer 190 Fri, 26th Apr '13 4:12:43 PM from a NES cartridge

I think I've a good reason to not touch Lyra... Bon Bon would give me a world of hurt if I laid a hand upon her head.

It's a Demonic Lighthouse Slide! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I beg of you, Durza, make it so.

-Azreal

#361059 d Roy Fri, 26th Apr '13 4:15:44 PM from Buffalo, New York

#361060 darkabomination Fri, 26th Apr '13 4:16:31 PM from deep within the Time Vortex

They'd probably just be confused and or uncomfortable if we tried petting them. They'd more than likely be creeped if we explained that a large subset of meat-eating talking monkey mutants regularly spies on their daily lives via glass boxes.

Zagreus sits inside your head, Zagreus lives among the dead. Zagreus sees you in your bed, And eats you when you're sleeping.

#361061 d Roy Fri, 26th Apr '13 4:18:11 PM from Buffalo, New York

I would love to just walk to their face and say that they are just toymaker's creations trapped inside a crystal ball.

#361062 storyyeller Fri, 26th Apr '13 4:19:06 PM from Appleloosa

They'd probably just be confused and or uncomfortable if we tried petting them.

How confused would you be if aliens wanted to pet you?

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#361063 d Roy Fri, 26th Apr '13 4:19:50 PM from Buffalo, New York

"That would be 500$ per petting. And no probing."

#361064 Crowfall Fri, 26th Apr '13 4:20:31 PM

This is why you get a job at the spa. Then you're being paid to touch ponies.

#361065 storyyeller Fri, 26th Apr '13 4:25:52 PM from Appleloosa

I don't think I'd be willing to work in a spa.

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#361066 darkabomination Fri, 26th Apr '13 4:40:04 PM from deep within the Time Vortex

So Lotus Blossom and Aloe are covert perverts of the highest order? That goes some way in explaining how many ship fics happen there and how they're suspiciously gone to give them some alone time.

Zagreus sits inside your head, Zagreus lives among the dead. Zagreus sees you in your bed, And eats you when you're sleeping.

#361067 storyyeller Fri, 26th Apr '13 4:47:13 PM from Appleloosa

If they do it every day, they're probably tired of it.

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