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#359276 Eagal Sun, 21st Apr '13 9:31:27 AM

King Sombra was Applejack's father.

But not Big Mac and Applebloom's.

The madness is catching.

#359277 Steventheman Sun, 21st Apr '13 9:32:54 AM from Wales

@Ed

Better idea than some things I have in my ideas folder:

"The title of 'Rainbow Dash' can only go to the best of the best. Fluttershy. You are Rainbow Dash from today."

"A terrorist is sent to a max-security prison on the moon. He attempts to round the convicts into an army and return to Earth to wreak havoc...with rap."

"A Metaphysical What The Fuck Event has done some crazy shit and now there is only war. And light sitcom."

edited 21st Apr '13 9:33:10 AM by Steventheman

What doesn't kill you IS GOING TO DIE!!!

#359278 Japanese Teeth Sun, 21st Apr '13 9:33:14 AM from Meinong's jungle

No no no, Sombra is the son Shining Armor and Chrysalis, sent back in time, and now seeks revenge on the ponies who defeated his mother. He's still conflicted about Shining, though.

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#359279 storyyeller Sun, 21st Apr '13 9:40:46 AM from Appleloosa

And there was much time travel involved.

Time travel you say? I've always wanted an excuse to use this reaction

Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.

#359280 Princess Gwenevere Sun, 21st Apr '13 9:41:43 AM from A Witches Barrier

>itt: we make up silly fan fics.

I still need to flesh out my idea for a Sombra-corrupted Shining Armor. Or I need to stop playing Bioshock.

Don't forget. Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember her, you are not alone.

#359281 crimsonstorm 15 Sun, 21st Apr '13 9:45:38 AM from A parallel universe

i had this idea for a Kingdom Hearts/MLP crossover fic...

you're stronger than you think you are.

#359282 edvedd Sun, 21st Apr '13 9:47:31 AM from Over there. Maybe?

Or how about one where like...a character goes and has a ton of sex with other characters. That's never been done.

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#359283 storyyeller Sun, 21st Apr '13 9:52:06 AM from Appleloosa

Or one where it's actually played seriously and not just an excuse for shipping.

Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.

#359284 Steventheman Sun, 21st Apr '13 9:52:12 AM from Wales

Or maybe a story where it's the standard "Depressed loner falls into Equestria and has happy times" but the guy is just so much of a loser even the Mane Six can't stand him, and then Celestia has him imprisoned in a secret facility and berates the mane 6 for harbouring a potentially dangerous alien who could be carrying ANY dangerous alien pathogen or could've even been an advance scout for an alien invasion force.

edited 21st Apr '13 9:52:52 AM by Steventheman

What doesn't kill you IS GOING TO DIE!!!

#359285 darkabomination Sun, 21st Apr '13 9:59:16 AM from deep within the Time Vortex

Been looking through the early pages and found this gem.

Not to be confused with the time-traveling pirate captain, Crack Mc Craigan.

And since I have nothing better to do with my time, back into the thread, and away I go!

Zagreus sits inside your head, Zagreus lives among the dead. Zagreus sees you in your bed, And eats you when you're sleeping.

#359286 edvedd Sun, 21st Apr '13 10:19:18 AM from Over there. Maybe?

Yarr.

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#359287 Sombra Sun, 21st Apr '13 10:19:54 AM

Wow. I had a really weird dream the other night. And looking at this thread, I'm not entirely sure that I've woken up yet.

What's this about me being the pink usurper's foal?

#359288 edvedd Sun, 21st Apr '13 10:22:26 AM from Over there. Maybe?

We're just speculating about how you may use time travel to be reborn.

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#359289 crimsonstorm 15 Sun, 21st Apr '13 10:30:55 AM from A parallel universe

hey King Sombra. have you recovered from... whatever it was you were on last time?

you're stronger than you think you are.

#359290 Sombra Sun, 21st Apr '13 10:33:00 AM

That's crazy all right. I make a point to time travel as little as possible, to minimize run-ins with that insufferable Doctor.

I'm happy to report that the fire finally burned out.

#359291 darkabomination Sun, 21st Apr '13 10:38:24 AM from deep within the Time Vortex

Here's a few more. Let me know if any of these are even worth the effort and I'll stop.

The reason we don't have pegasi is because our geneticists are too lazy. I want my flying mount right now!
(Depends on whether Fluttershy's assassinating you now or in a few minutes.
Waitwaitwaitaminute. There's a My Little Pony RPG?!?!?!?!!!!!111! Holy Clop, I've so got to get one of my friends to run this thing.
Personally I'm not too worried about what they do with Luna. There's already tons of Alternate Character Interpretation with the the characters that do have canon personalities. It will all still be there when the episode airs, in fact there will be new glorious memes to spawn from Luna alone.
Looks like Rainbow Dash always KILLS in style!
In applebuck season, he simply stated the obvious. Everywhere else, he just eee-'yups, makes no decisions, and doesn't display additional intelligence or wisdom. In fact in Winter Wrap Up he was as dumbfunded as the rest until Twilight put stuff in order. She put order in stuff. She stuffed the staff. She staffed the stuff. She's so stuffy. Why is she so stuffy? She should relax and stop being so booky. And she should learn to stuff nests. That's sort of a weak spot.

Zagreus sits inside your head, Zagreus lives among the dead. Zagreus sees you in your bed, And eats you when you're sleeping.

#359292 crimsonstorm 15 Sun, 21st Apr '13 10:58:44 AM from A parallel universe

@King Sombra: good to know that you're relatively back to normal. what was that stuff anyway?

you're stronger than you think you are.

#359293 Sombra Sun, 21st Apr '13 11:04:59 AM

hey King Sombra. have you recovered from... whatever it was you were on last time?

Huh. I thought I was giving you guys constant status updates throughout my adventure. I guess those were part of my dream, too. Pity, I thought our collaborative analysis of Dostohoofsky was really insightful, and now I can't remember any of it.

Where was I when you last heard from me? Piloting the van (which was airship and also a pub at that point) into the Dragon's Maw? Convincing Condotierra and Lightning Dust to get our rock band back together? Drinking the Waters of Veracity from the Psychic Temple of Shaakti?

#359294 darkabomination Sun, 21st Apr '13 11:14:43 AM from deep within the Time Vortex

Um, last I recall it was something about the neon monkey chambers of thok, but my memory's a little fuzzy.

Zagreus sits inside your head, Zagreus lives among the dead. Zagreus sees you in your bed, And eats you when you're sleeping.

#359295 storyyeller Sun, 21st Apr '13 11:30:04 AM from Appleloosa

There's a My Little Pony RPG?!?!?!?!!!!!

There's quite a few. I know one person who's running Red Hoof of Doom pbp.

Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.

#359296 NE Sgamer 190 Sun, 21st Apr '13 11:32:06 AM from a NES cartridge

-slinks in, before jumping towards Sombra, only to comb his mane-

What? I'm just checking up on everypony here. -squeaky smile-

It's a Demonic Lighthouse Slide! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I beg of you, Durza, make it so.

-Azreal

#359297 stevebat Sun, 21st Apr '13 11:32:46 AM

did someone say fanfic ideas?

Celestia: Twilight, You and Your friends need help, So I sent the Elements to the human world, They shall find teenagers with attitude.

edited 21st Apr '13 11:33:05 AM by stevebat

Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.

#359298 Death Cloud Sun, 21st Apr '13 11:33:42 AM from Horsehead Nebula

http://fyre-flye.deviantart.com/journal/How-bad-do-you-want-to-name-a-gator-Gummy-UPDATE-366892540

They already reached Angel name :D

Because he know I'm going to go out in this plane and I'm going to remove one of His creations from His universe.

#359299 Sombra Sun, 21st Apr '13 11:36:46 AM

Um, last I recall it was something about the neon monkey chambers of thok, but my memory's a little fuzzy.

Wow, I don't remember that at all. Weird.

I asked Steve how much he remembers, but says he slept through the whole thing. Then he threw stuff at me and called me a truly impressive assortment of obscenities.

I suppose we'll never find out how we wound up in the middle of the desert and set the van on fire.

-slinks in, before jumping towards Sombra, only to comb his mane-

Fool! Better ponies than you have tried to comb my mane, and failed.

#359300 Whatshisgame Sun, 21st Apr '13 11:50:36 AM

I asked Steve how much he remembers, but says he slept through the whole thing. Then he threw stuff at me and called me a truly impressive assortment of obscenities.

Well, look at it this way: even if you're an assortment of obscenities, you're a truly impressive one!