Back up in tha day, up in tha magical land of Equestria, there was two regal sistas whoz ass ruled together, n' pimped harmony fo' all tha land. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! To do this, tha eldest used her unicorn powers ta raise tha sun at dawn; tha lil'er brought up tha moon ta begin tha night. Thus, tha two sistas maintained balizzle fo' they kingdom n' they subjects, all tha different typez of ponies. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! But as time went on, tha lil'er sista became resentful. Da ponies relished n' played up in tha dizzle her elder sista brought forth yo, but shunned n' slept all up in her dope night. One fateful day, tha lil'er unicorn refused ta lower tha moon ta make way fo' tha dawn. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da elder sista tried ta reason wit her yo, but tha bitternizz up in tha lil' onez ass had transformed her tha fuck into a wicked mare of darkness: Nightmare Moon.

oh, and King Sombra, i found fanart of you.

I'm pretty sure I posted a gizoogled version of a few show transcripts here a while back. They were pretty hilarious.