Woah, what? Who hurt Rainbow Dash? They'll be sorry once I get my hooves on them.
Scootaloo versus Lightning Dust! Place your wagers, everypony!
Lightning? Something tells me I'm in for a world of hurt, even though I did nothing to provoke ya. -dons a suit of armor-
It's a Demonic Lighthouse Slide! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I beg of you, Durza, make it so.
-Azreal
Have you ever thought of taking anger management classes, Lightning?
"First you get incinerated, then you go to space and watch
YouTube clips of yourself. Then you become a princess." ~ edvedd
That's my dream. It's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor … and surviving.
All right Lightning Dust, its on! Think you can get away with messing with Rainbow Dash like that? Get over here and fight me!
Invasion of the sockpuppet ponies. I wonder if the IDW comics could do something with that concept?
Mousa hasn't been here in a while. Ah well, get well soon.
By the way... Lightning Dust, have you given any more thought to my offer of employment?
Summon Sockpuppet: level 0 cantrip. Deal 2d6 damage to any conversation on the internet. No saving throw.