MLP Forum Archive - Page 14025

#350601 d Roy Tue, 26th Mar '13 3:17:59 PM from Buffalo, New York

Oh hey, the Methane Shitter is back.

Knowing you is like exploring the jungle. I never know what I'm going to find next, and I'm real scared.

- Demetrios, regarding me.

#350602 Lightning Dust Tue, 26th Mar '13 3:19:01 PM from Cloudsdale

I posted about my love muffin here.

What's a "restraining order"?

Also, why did I just get a "Welcome" private message now? You humans are slower than that Earth pony Granny Smith stuck in molasses.

#350603 d Roy Tue, 26th Mar '13 3:20:32 PM from Buffalo, New York

Yes, but our butts are not molested.

Knowing you is like exploring the jungle. I never know what I'm going to find next, and I'm real scared.

- Demetrios, regarding me.

#350604 Sydxelia Tue, 26th Mar '13 3:22:50 PM

Hi, L.S.D. You still haven't told us what the "S" stands for.

Oh, and a restraining order is...not good.

"First you get incinerated, then you go to space and watch YouTube clips of yourself. Then you become a princess." ~ edvedd

#350605 d Roy Tue, 26th Mar '13 3:23:50 PM from Buffalo, New York

I bet it stands for Slutty.

Knowing you is like exploring the jungle. I never know what I'm going to find next, and I'm real scared.

- Demetrios, regarding me.

#350606 Purple Dalek Tue, 26th Mar '13 3:26:03 PM from Betelgeuse

Susan. Sarah Jane. Solar. Sillynoggin.

Stop me if I get it right.

Rainbow Dash has two middle names. Rainbow Sally Daring Dash.

It's not like this whole situation is backed up by a wankload of logic!

#350607 Lightning Dust Tue, 26th Mar '13 3:28:32 PM from Cloudsdale

Yes, but our butts are not molested.

What do you mean?

Hi, L.S.D. You still haven't told us what the "S" stands for.

I already told you. It's, um, ... Storm! Yeah, that's my middle name! Storm! Heh...

And stop calling me L.S.D.

#350608 Lopiny Tue, 26th Mar '13 3:29:27 PM from somewhere

Lightning Storm Dust? Can't say it sounds well.

Let's find you a good one. I still vote for Susan.

Oh, the thread? Don't worry, it's just dead.

#350609 Calnos Tue, 26th Mar '13 3:29:36 PM from Nowhere

I still say its Sunshine.

You there! Check out my Youtube Channel! The power of Ponies compel you!

#350610 d Roy Tue, 26th Mar '13 3:30:21 PM from Buffalo, New York

@LD - This.

@Calnos - Heh, the OC in my former fic is called Sergeant (later Captain) Sunshine.

edited 26th Mar '13 3:31:20 PM by dRoy

Knowing you is like exploring the jungle. I never know what I'm going to find next, and I'm real scared.

- Demetrios, regarding me.

#350611 Purple Dalek Tue, 26th Mar '13 3:32:47 PM from Betelgeuse

Does he comp on cigars and talk about how he loves the corps?

The word "sergeant" always makes me think of Aliens. Without fail.

Hmmm, do ponies smoke?

edited 26th Mar '13 3:33:40 PM by PurpleDalek

It's not like this whole situation is backed up by a wankload of logic!

#350612 d Roy Tue, 26th Mar '13 3:33:59 PM from Buffalo, New York

Actually, he punishes other enlisted Royal Guards when he sees them smoking or drinking while on duty. He is a little bit uptight.

edited 26th Mar '13 3:34:18 PM by dRoy

Knowing you is like exploring the jungle. I never know what I'm going to find next, and I'm real scared.

- Demetrios, regarding me.

#350613 Lightning Dust Tue, 26th Mar '13 3:34:19 PM from Cloudsdale

It was completely innocent! My anal virginity is intact! Well, it was until that one night when Orion Nebula and I were really drunk. Why am I telling you this?!?

#350614 Sydxelia Tue, 26th Mar '13 3:35:40 PM

TMI, L.S.D.

"First you get incinerated, then you go to space and watch YouTube clips of yourself. Then you become a princess." ~ edvedd

#350615 d Roy Tue, 26th Mar '13 3:37:42 PM from Buffalo, New York

Anal? Who said anything about just anal?

Psss, Sydxelia, this is the time you whip out that weird place image.

Knowing you is like exploring the jungle. I never know what I'm going to find next, and I'm real scared.

- Demetrios, regarding me.

#350616 Purple Dalek Tue, 26th Mar '13 3:38:50 PM from Betelgeuse

Oh, Lightning, you lovable sociopath.

It's not like this whole situation is backed up by a wankload of logic!

#350617 Sydxelia Tue, 26th Mar '13 3:39:11 PM

Got it.

"First you get incinerated, then you go to space and watch YouTube clips of yourself. Then you become a princess." ~ edvedd

#350618 kegisak Tue, 26th Mar '13 3:39:34 PM

Perhaps you are really drunk right now?

Perhaps that S stands for sparkles? Or sunshine? Or sapling! Maybe Lightning dust is secretly part earth pony and she's ashamed of it because she's also RACIST.

For SHAME, Lightning Dust. For SHAME.

#350619 d Roy Tue, 26th Mar '13 3:39:55 PM from Buffalo, New York

@Purple - Naw, mate. She's just Molestia's bitch.

Knowing you is like exploring the jungle. I never know what I'm going to find next, and I'm real scared.

- Demetrios, regarding me.

#350620 Lightning Dust Tue, 26th Mar '13 3:44:02 PM from Cloudsdale

Oh, for Celestia's sake! Snugglebun! It's Snugglebun! I had an aunt with that name, OK?

#350621 d Roy Tue, 26th Mar '13 3:44:54 PM from Buffalo, New York

How fitting.

Knowing you is like exploring the jungle. I never know what I'm going to find next, and I'm real scared.

- Demetrios, regarding me.

#350622 CDRW Tue, 26th Mar '13 3:45:21 PM

...I can haz snuggles?

And now its raining flaming zombie pirahanas everywhere.

#350623 Applelight Limited Tue, 26th Mar '13 3:45:32 PM from Manehattan to Canterlot

So Rainbow asked me for Derpy Pie earlier

◊. Here it is...not too happy with it...I'm having another off day it seems.

Here's Fluttershy again too in case you missed here

◊.

Tealove is best pony. Ask The Mane Six

#350624 Sydxelia Tue, 26th Mar '13 3:46:26 PM

Well, *snrk* that's a very *pfffft* nice name.

"First you get incinerated, then you go to space and watch YouTube clips of yourself. Then you become a princess." ~ edvedd

#350625 Purple Dalek Tue, 26th Mar '13 3:46:46 PM from Betelgeuse

What was Auntie Snugglebun's special talent? Being snuggly?

It's not like this whole situation is backed up by a wankload of logic!