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#342551 Steventheman Fri, 22nd Feb '13 8:23:46 PM from Wales

Well, I've gotten my Internet back after I once again didn't pay the bill due to moderate poverty issues.

So, seeing as people are still here, I'm assuming that Twilight Princess went well. (FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT ACTUALLY ANSWER THAT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARDS TO A SURPRISE FOR AGES.)

So, in these Games Ponies Play, do they punch each other or fake injury? Let's find out, shall we?

edited 22nd Feb '13 8:24:21 PM by Steventheman

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#342552 edvedd Fri, 22nd Feb '13 8:24:32 PM from Over there. Maybe?

The last episode is a doozy.

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#342553 Steventheman Fri, 22nd Feb '13 8:25:46 PM from Wales

I've got something to look forwards to hopefully tomorrow morning, then.

Okay, so we're now exploring what went down in the Empire after Spike agreed to animal welfare, to which he is shit at.

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#342554 Pykrete Fri, 22nd Feb '13 8:25:53 PM from Viridian Forest

The Games Ponies Play is a list consisting entirely of rugby, badminton, and Roshambo.

I swear it's true.

edited 22nd Feb '13 8:26:05 PM by Pykrete

#342555 edvedd Fri, 22nd Feb '13 8:26:41 PM from Over there. Maybe?

And maybe Tug of War.

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#342556 Japanese Teeth Fri, 22nd Feb '13 8:27:25 PM from Meinong's jungle

@Calnos: Yeah, it's more of a "We're not going to bother trying to match the show perfectly" than a "we're going to throw canon out, fuse Applejack and Rarity into one character, and make Spike a Robot Buddy".

Although now that I've said it, that's totally going to happen.

@Steve: Glad to have you back. I've been looking forward to this.

edited 22nd Feb '13 8:27:54 PM by JapaneseTeeth

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#342557 Steventheman Fri, 22nd Feb '13 8:28:07 PM from Wales

Rugby?

I'm an ex-rugby player for my local steelworks.

I forgot how to play aside from "Put people on arse."

I loved being a left back. I tried again last year as a prop, but I fell ill and couldn't play anymore. My back is in tatters.

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#342558 Pykrete Fri, 22nd Feb '13 8:28:34 PM from Viridian Forest

Wouldn't be any worse than what happened to Archie Sonic for a while.

OH GOD I JINXED IT

edited 22nd Feb '13 8:29:01 PM by Pykrete

#342559 Steventheman Fri, 22nd Feb '13 8:30:49 PM from Wales

Oh god, I forgot Dash was a massive nationalist.

Somehow.

So, her plan is to dope the Cloudsdale athletes and bribe the officials. They should've given the games to Cloudsdale in 1978.

"NNNNNNOOOOOO!"
"What?"
"Tapped my fucking elbow on a pole."
"Elbow, wha-?"

edited 22nd Feb '13 8:32:17 PM by Steventheman

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#342560 Irish Zombie Fri, 22nd Feb '13 8:33:06 PM from Texas

“A Prince must always be bold, especially when it comes to the fairer sex, ” Blueblood lectured, and Soarin nodded, sagely.

“Very true, ” he murmured. “Mares like decisive guys... and aloof ones?”

“We’re called ‘jerks, ’” Blueblood summarized.

This was a line in a fic I'm reading. For some reason, this struck me as incredibly funny.

Oh, no! They've all transformed into giant, Swedish, lederhosen-clad yodelers! Run!

#342561 edvedd Fri, 22nd Feb '13 8:33:41 PM from Over there. Maybe?

RD lives vicariously through the Crystal Empire.

edited 22nd Feb '13 8:33:56 PM by edvedd

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#342562 Steventheman Fri, 22nd Feb '13 8:34:25 PM from Wales

"We've run this 12 times, already!"
"I didn't bring my Game Boy, this is the only fun I got."

She'd be one of those mothers that forces their sons into football, and their daughters into modelling. I forgot the name, so I'll just say "Pushy as Fuck."

edited 22nd Feb '13 8:35:14 PM by Steventheman

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#342563 storyyeller Fri, 22nd Feb '13 8:35:46 PM from Appleloosa

Anyway, from the Sea of Tranquillity on The Moon, it's me.

So you're on a Mare On The Moon?

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#342564 Calnos Fri, 22nd Feb '13 8:36:12 PM from Nowhere

So, seeing as people are still here, I'm assuming that Twilight Princess went well. (FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT ACTUALLY ANSWER THAT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARDS TO A SURPRISE FOR AGES.)

Twilight Princess was a good game, but I feel its portrayal of Ganondorf was a bit more generic than in The Wind Waker.

...Oh, wrong princess.

edited 22nd Feb '13 8:36:33 PM by Calnos

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#342565 edvedd Fri, 22nd Feb '13 8:36:14 PM from Over there. Maybe?

Twi gets her jollies from high-stepping cheerleading numbers.

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#342566 Steventheman Fri, 22nd Feb '13 8:37:10 PM from Wales

@Story

First Human Prisoner of the Lunar Correctional Facility.

I've overpowered the guards, got the prisoners on my side and if the reinforcements arrive, we've got enough ammo to fight World War Two again.

Also, try cheerleading on a train around my town and you'll get chucked off.

edited 22nd Feb '13 8:38:07 PM by Steventheman

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#342567 storyyeller Fri, 22nd Feb '13 8:37:50 PM from Appleloosa

I wonder if ponies play Polo.

Also Steve, you forgot the bit about The Games going to whoever promises to blow $100 billion on shiny new stadiums.

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#342568 Steventheman Fri, 22nd Feb '13 8:39:19 PM from Wales

Oh right.

RD wants to bankrupt the Empire, leaving less competition on the world stage for her glorious Cloudsdale.

I suspect that she owns a Cloudsdale flag rather than a United States of Equestria flag.

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#342569 storyyeller Fri, 22nd Feb '13 8:39:23 PM from Appleloosa

Twilight Princess was a good game, but I feel its portrayal of Ganondorf was a bit more generic than in The Wind Waker.

Shame they didn't keep wind Waker's art style.

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#342570 Calnos Fri, 22nd Feb '13 8:39:55 PM from Nowhere

I hear there's exotic wildlife

◊ on the Moon. Is it dangerous or is it all for show?

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#342571 storyyeller Fri, 22nd Feb '13 8:40:10 PM from Appleloosa

First Human Prisoner of the Lunar Correctional Facility.

So you only get to walk around during the between act cutscenes?

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#342572 Steventheman Fri, 22nd Feb '13 8:41:47 PM from Wales

No, I'm now the Acting Head Warden on account of the normal Warden getting a full clip to the face.

That bastard made me take down my poster.

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#342573 storyyeller Fri, 22nd Feb '13 8:42:09 PM from Appleloosa

I hear there's exotic wildlife? on the Moon. Is it dangerous or is it all for show?

Actually it's just robots. The Spathi left years ago but they left robots on preprogrammed routes to try to scare away the humans.

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#342574 Steventheman Fri, 22nd Feb '13 8:43:43 PM from Wales

Did Rarity just punch a spa pony out?

That's my hobby too.

Except I punch politicians.

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#342575 edvedd Fri, 22nd Feb '13 8:43:48 PM from Over there. Maybe?

The Crystal Empire is shiny, so that's one less cost. Now they just need stadiums.

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