If you pull the bow out, she deflates like a balloon.
I'm so hip, I have trouble seeing over my own pelvis. I'm so cool, you could keep a side of meat in me for a month.
It's not a bow. It's a pair of antenna.
The Bow IS her central nervous system.
The only merch I have is the first comic.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
The BOW (BiO Weapon) Controller is what allows her to live as a sentient being. She actually died at a young age, but AJ's father was a
Mad Scientist who used Apple Bloom's body as a vessel for a all-new, godless biological weapon. It brought her back to life, and he died before he could actually activate the weapon part. She's a
Tyke Bomb.
edited 5th Feb '13 8:47:11 AM by Steventheman
I intend to destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.
If a unicorn used a Detect Life spell, Apple Bloom wouldn't appear.
She has no heartbeat. Her heart was replaced by
a dispersion charge, and a jar of a designed virus, which kills adults but leaves foals, so that adults would then adopt the foals, and get infected themselves.
edited 5th Feb '13 8:56:25 AM by Steventheman
I intend to destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.
Welp, looks like Derpi's down again, and won't be going back up for another three hours or so.
And everypony lived happily ever after.
Her cuteness is just a form of subtle hypnosis. She has already brainwashed and converted Sweetie Bell and Scootaloo to her cause long ago. How else do you explain saying certain phrases in perfect unison? And they have no cutiemarks because their bodies are dead and thus cannot mature. In reality their just flesh shells hiding sophisticated cybernetics designed by Twilight Sparkle.
"Welcome. You have entered the cranial vistas of psychogenesis. This is the place of no-time and no-space. Do not be afraid."
Lol, both theories are correct, they're
cybernetic zombie ponies.
"Welcome. You have entered the cranial vistas of psychogenesis. This is the place of no-time and no-space. Do not be afraid."
@ Applelight: I'm sorry about the problems. That's really got to be hard.
And now its raining flaming zombie pirahanas everywhere.
cybernetic zombie ponies.
That's what you get for comibining too many of the Sims2 expansions.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
aw man, derpibooru is down again?
I wish I had enough money to buy the Mane Six plushies.
So I can set them all on one friendship-tastic fire.
It would amuse me, as long as I don't smell the fume.
It is in the nature of the spiteful to spread animosity.
I need Crystal Rarity and Fuzzy Mane Rarity in my life.
C'MON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!
She'd probably get angry if she heard you call her fuzzy.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
Fuzzy is in this year.
Much like pirates.
C'MON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!