My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Forum Archive (nuked Western Animation thread)
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#335751 from Betelgeuse
If you pull the bow out, she deflates like a balloon.
I'm so hip, I have trouble seeing over my own pelvis. I'm so cool, you could keep a side of meat in me for a month.
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#335752 from Texas
It's not a bow. It's a pair of antenna.
Hate them veggies...
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#335753
The Bow IS her central nervous system.
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#335754 from Appleloosa
The only merch I have is the first comic.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
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#335755 from Manehattan to Canterlot
There's more emotional problems in my household again. That and me starting back at Uni might seriously effect my creative efforts. sad
Tealove is best pony. Ask The Mane Six
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#335756 from Wales
The BOW (BiO Weapon) Controller is what allows her to live as a sentient being. She actually died at a young age, but AJ's father was a Mad Scientist who used Apple Bloom's body as a vessel for a all-new, godless biological weapon. It brought her back to life, and he died before he could actually activate the weapon part. She's a Tyke Bomb.

edited 5th Feb '13 8:47:11 AM by Steventheman

I intend to destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.
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#335757 from Over there. Maybe?
Apple Bloom is the ultimate villain.

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#335758 from Wales
If a unicorn used a Detect Life spell, Apple Bloom wouldn't appear.

She has no heartbeat. Her heart was replaced by a dispersion charge, and a jar of a designed virus, which kills adults but leaves foals, so that adults would then adopt the foals, and get infected themselves.

edited 5th Feb '13 8:56:25 AM by Steventheman

I intend to destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.
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#335759 from Texas
Welp, looks like Derpi's down again, and won't be going back up for another three hours or so.
Hate them veggies...
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#335760 from Over there. Maybe?
And everypony lived happily ever after.
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#335761 from the Deepwoods
Her cuteness is just a form of subtle hypnosis. She has already brainwashed and converted Sweetie Bell and Scootaloo to her cause long ago. How else do you explain saying certain phrases in perfect unison? And they have no cutiemarks because their bodies are dead and thus cannot mature. In reality their just flesh shells hiding sophisticated cybernetics designed by Twilight Sparkle.
"Welcome. You have entered the cranial vistas of psychogenesis. This is the place of no-time and no-space. Do not be afraid."
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#335762 from Over there. Maybe?
So unlike Friendship is Witchcraft, they're all robots.

Cue Sweetie Bot song

edited 5th Feb '13 8:58:48 AM by edvedd

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#335763
I think the current with-hat Applejack (Crystal Pony) toy has nearly the same (if not exactly the same) hat as in the Applejack's Sweet Apple Barn playset from 2010.

If they do make more brushable toy stallions, do you think they'll have "troll hair" like regular-size Shining Armor does?
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#335764 from the Deepwoods
Lol, both theories are correct, they're cybernetic zombie ponies.
"Welcome. You have entered the cranial vistas of psychogenesis. This is the place of no-time and no-space. Do not be afraid."
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#335765 from Over there. Maybe?
[up][up]Gah! Brown hat! Not Green hat! Gah!

And probably yes.

edited 5th Feb '13 8:59:53 AM by edvedd

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#335766 from Manehattan to Canterlot
Amazes me how people can think along similar lines.
Tealove is best pony. Ask The Mane Six
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#335767
@ Applelight: I'm sorry about the problems. That's really got to be hard.
And now its raining flaming zombie pirahanas everywhere.
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#335768 from Manehattan to Canterlot
Thanks CDRW.
Tealove is best pony. Ask The Mane Six
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#335769 from Appleloosa
cybernetic zombie ponies.

That's what you get for comibining too many of the Sims2 expansions.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
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#335770 from a random Pokècenter
aw man, derpibooru is down again?
XP granted for befriending a giant magical spider!
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#335771
I wish I had enough money to buy the Mane Six plushies.

So I can set them all on one friendship-tastic fire.

It would amuse me, as long as I don't smell the fume.
It is in the nature of the spiteful to spread animosity.
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#335772 from Sterrance
I need Crystal Rarity and Fuzzy Mane Rarity in my life.
C'MON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!
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#335773 from Appleloosa
She'd probably get angry if she heard you call her fuzzy.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
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#335774 from Sterrance
Fuzzy is in this year. Much like pirates.
C'MON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!
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#335775 from somewhere
Never too big on plushies. Dust allergies that somehow went away later are to blame.

Dem typos bringing unpleasant images. You didn't see that.

edited 5th Feb '13 10:18:07 AM by Lopiny

Oh, the thread? Don't worry, it's just dead.