It helps that most of the names are pretty easily translated, though Applejack and Pinkie Pie would be trickier.

A couple of my friends...

You have friends?

Miss Sparkle, you're trying to seduce me.

Why wouldn't she have friends? Everypony has friends. And if they don't, then I can be their friend.

Oh my god, it's the bloody endtimes.

It's just a pinkiepocalypse. The world collapses in on itself and resets. Millions of years flash by in an instant and you're back where you were.

edited 29th Jan '13 8:42:33 AM by edvedd

Oh, well that's good then.

And I have a feeling that if Celestia went off her rocker, killed Luna, poisoned Manehattan's water before burning Cloudsdale to the ground, forcing the Mane Six into the Greater Good Emergency Plan (Use of Elements is unlocked and unlimited, and all armed forces are under the control of the most superior officer, most likely Shiny.) to eliminate her and institute a democracy, this music will play.

Mostly from the song remix title, and the fact that it'd be epic.

If that is the show ending, I would piss myself in awesome.

/randomthought.

edited 29th Jan '13 8:49:13 AM by Steventheman

That's... an incredibly specific form of psychosis imagination you have there, man.

I like to make up headcanons concerning the Equestrian government.

The Greater Good Plan is one of them, drafted by Celestia herself.

Alicorns are highly likely to go on genocidal, not to mention suicidal rages at the end of their lives. At that point, the meaning of "mortal" has usually become "Target for murderdeathkill."

edited 29th Jan '13 8:52:14 AM by Steventheman

Great, now I'm thinking of Pinkie making pot brownies.

@ Red: He's a real sweetheart once you get to know him.

-Playing poker with the Patriots-

Hmm?

Did somebody say Dancing Mad?

Actually, yeah, it would make a good themesong for if Celestia went mad with power.

has anyone else noticed that Steve makes this thread go nearly as fast as Ginger used to?

@ Sindarin opening....damn, just, damn. We have hit geek critical mass.

And Steve...is special

true, though it stay on topic more

edited 29th Jan '13 9:01:52 AM by Seraphem

Faster or slower?

I think it's because people see my post and then go: "Shit, he's there. Be right back..."

Don't look at me, I have a craptastic Perception check.

(Also, Ginger may not be the best point of comparison. With him, it tended to blow up in a dramatic display of drama about half the time.)

edited 29th Jan '13 9:02:54 AM by KylerThatch

I still remember when he declared Legend Of Korra Ruined Forever because of how Amon was outed at the end.

@Steve: Much faster, actually. Ginger was by far the the most common poster on here. Granted it was because half the conversations involving him started shitstorms, but I'll say no more about that.

You cook brownies in a pan, not a pot, silly!

@ Pinkie: He was talking about a yummy herb that makes brownies into super-special extra-tasty feel-good brownies.

edited 29th Jan '13 9:08:00 AM by CDRW

So, at least I don't cause a shitstorm?

Considering that a good thing!

@Pinkie. -Hands a bag of green stuff- Put it in cupcakes. Be the town hero.

edited 29th Jan '13 9:07:42 AM by Steventheman

On this week's exciting episode of My Little Pony, Ponyville legalises pot. And the fun really begins.

Oh please, it's always been legal.

It's Luna's favourite food.

I don't think you're supposed to eat it. Of course I don't know much about such matters.

"I'll just sneak one extra brownie before I practice my new flying trick", I said. "Nopony will ever know", I said.◊