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#333701 Meta Four Mon, 28th Jan '13 8:38:50 PM from riding the wave

And I don't care what the script said, Dash just said: "Try us, Dickcord."

If anyone says they heard differently, they're lying.

edited 28th Jan '13 8:39:28 PM by MetaFour

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#333702 Steventheman Mon, 28th Jan '13 8:39:52 PM from Wales

One day, it's going horribly wrong and Manehattan drifts out to sea.

And Discord does not realise that The Stare is Fluttershy focusing every soul of Valhalla into a weapon. In Discord's mind, a billion warriors are hacking away at him, before drinking his blood.

I intend to destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.

#333703 Sydxelia Mon, 28th Jan '13 8:41:14 PM

Celestia has complete confidence in Fluttershy.

Pronounced "Sid-zellia"

#333704 Meta Four Mon, 28th Jan '13 8:42:02 PM from riding the wave

Fu fu fu, Steve.

Fu fu fu.

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#333705 Steventheman Mon, 28th Jan '13 8:42:24 PM from Wales

Don't care what Discord actually said, I actually heard "Sluttershy."

Is it just me who's hearing this? Because I am quite tired.

Don't fu fu fu me! That's only for Mousa and Homestuck! Anyway, Discord laughed it off, but The Stare affects every living thing.

edited 28th Jan '13 8:43:18 PM by Steventheman

I intend to destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.

#333706 Sydxelia Mon, 28th Jan '13 8:44:41 PM

Is it just me who's hearing this?

Yes.

Relevant.

O_O

Pronounced "Sid-zellia"

#333707 Steventheman Mon, 28th Jan '13 8:46:03 PM from Wales

Did Dash just remind him of last time he invaded, and how he ALMOST WON?!

Dash, you feckin' arse.

That'd be bloody hilarious.

Aww, I want a Discord lamp!

edited 28th Jan '13 8:47:31 PM by Steventheman

I intend to destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.

#333708 Japanese Teeth Mon, 28th Jan '13 8:48:11 PM from Meinong's jungle

Ouch

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#333709 Meta Four Mon, 28th Jan '13 8:48:16 PM from riding the wave

I'm sure it's only a matter of time before some brony artisans make their own.

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#333710 Steventheman Mon, 28th Jan '13 8:49:49 PM from Wales

I actually trailed off from what 'Shy was saying because Discord was driving a couch.

Driving. A couch.

Dude, Celestia is hardly a goddess compared to a guy that drives couches.

I intend to destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.

#333711 Blissey 1 Mon, 28th Jan '13 8:52:31 PM from a random Pokècenter

And I don't care what the script said, Dash just said: "Try us, Dickcord."

finally, someone else who heard this!

XP granted for befriending a giant magical spider!

#333712 Steventheman Mon, 28th Jan '13 8:54:13 PM from Wales

"We need a back up plan."

-Cut to Twilight holding a Davy Crockett

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"Your move, Discord."

—-

"Are you eating...paper?"
-Cockney accent- "What's it fucking look like, love? Waiting for a train?" -Train smashes into cottage-

edited 28th Jan '13 8:57:10 PM by Steventheman

I intend to destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.

#333713 Meta Four Mon, 28th Jan '13 8:58:12 PM from riding the wave

Fun fact: There was a The Next Generation episode where Q snarked at Worf, "Eat any good books lately?"

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#333714 Steventheman Mon, 28th Jan '13 9:00:12 PM from Wales

That is awesome.

And here we go, it's all going to Hell in a handgun. Discord's removed his weakness from the books and now Fluttershy's fucked.

ANOTHER BRILLIANT DECISION BY PRINCESS CELESTIA, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! I WONDER WHY THERE ARE NO ELECTIONS...

edited 28th Jan '13 9:00:52 PM by Steventheman

I intend to destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.

#333715 kegisak Mon, 28th Jan '13 9:03:03 PM

Well honestly, considering track records here? Equestria has managed to dodge being completely cocked over for any real length of time, which is more than Mayor Mar can say for ponyville.

#333716 Japanese Teeth Mon, 28th Jan '13 9:05:33 PM from Meinong's jungle

Yeah, given that no disaster has lasted for more than one day, Celestia is actually doing a pretty good job.

Anyway, I have to go to work early tomorrow, so I'm going to bed.

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#333717 Steventheman Mon, 28th Jan '13 9:06:36 PM from Wales

Good point.

Also, I would totally have a rotating house for my office.

I intend to destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.

#333718 Meta Four Mon, 28th Jan '13 9:07:13 PM from riding the wave

Rotating house is probably my favorite scene in the whole episode.

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#333719 Steventheman Mon, 28th Jan '13 9:08:39 PM from Wales

"You see, my favourite film is Inception. It had such a clear plot."

~~No one better make a "Nice plot" joke.~~

Discord can now take this dinner and just poison the hell out of it. Boom. Dead Elements, and a pissed off Chaos God. Seriously, Luna might be a pothead, but even she saw this coming!

edited 28th Jan '13 9:11:44 PM by Steventheman

I intend to destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.

#333720 Meta Four Mon, 28th Jan '13 9:13:05 PM from riding the wave

Honestly, Inception was one of Nolan's least mind-screwy films. Watch Following, Memento, or The Prestige and try to tell me with a straight face that Inception is confusing.

Of course, none of them have anything on Primer.

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#333721 Steventheman Mon, 28th Jan '13 9:13:38 PM from Wales

Movie Night at Discord's was an experience, to say the least.

"Hey! That's hot!" No shit, Dash.

"There's something fishy going on." No shit, Twilight.

"Discord's far from perfect." NO SHIT, FLUTTERSHY.

Why don't they just, y'know, kill the beavers, bomb the dams and get on with their lives?!

edited 28th Jan '13 9:23:22 PM by Steventheman

I intend to destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.

#333722 Meta Four Mon, 28th Jan '13 9:23:17 PM from riding the wave

Masters of the obvious, these ponies.

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#333723 Steventheman Mon, 28th Jan '13 9:23:47 PM from Wales

It's like being Watson.

"Do you all think I'm a silly, gullible fool?"

UMMM...

And clearly, Discord's favourite film is Waterworld, the evil bastard.

DID FLUTTERSHY JUST DISARM HERSELF? THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER?

edited 28th Jan '13 9:27:01 PM by Steventheman

I intend to destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.

#333724 Meta Four Mon, 28th Jan '13 9:26:43 PM from riding the wave

I bet Discord's taste makes Jake English look snobby.

DID FLUTTERSHY JUST DISARM HERSELF? THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER?

She's employing a high-risk/high-reward strategy.

edited 28th Jan '13 9:28:58 PM by MetaFour

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#333725 Steventheman Mon, 28th Jan '13 9:28:11 PM from Wales

Indeed.

And Fluttershy has a habit of letting Chaos Gods deceive her. I mean, at least last time he had to resort to straight-up Mind Rape to break her. All it took this time was some lying and acting.

Pissing Jesus, Mary and feckin' Joseph. PROMISES MEAN NOTHING WHEN NATIONAL DEFENCE IS ON THE LINE. STOP BEING DENSE, 'SHY! YOU'RE NORMALLY BETTER THAN THIS!

edited 28th Jan '13 9:30:15 PM by Steventheman

I intend to destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.