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#329226 Lyra Heartstrings Tue, 15th Jan '13 7:21:59 PM from Bon Bon's house

Anybody have questions that don't involve farting or innuendo?

#329227 Kalloon White Tue, 15th Jan '13 7:22:53 PM from A pond in a lake

Wait, that was all innuendo?

Insert something witty that makes me better than all of you, here.

#329228 crowlover Tue, 15th Jan '13 7:24:02 PM from Name & Address Withheld

@Kalloon This one?

#329229 d Roy Tue, 15th Jan '13 7:25:18 PM from Buffalo, New York

Okay, I think regained my sanity and decency back. I will stay classy. For the time being.

Panic and procrastination will not solve anything.

#329230 Japanese Teeth Tue, 15th Jan '13 7:30:40 PM from Meinong's jungle

Indeed, let us remain classy. How about some classic literature?

Now Nicholas was risen up to piss,
And thought he would amenden all the jape;
He shoulde kiss his erse ere that he scape:
And up the window did he hastily,
And out his erse he put full privily
Over the buttock, to the haunche bone.
And therewith spake this clerk, this Absolon,
"Speak, sweete bird, I know not where thou art."
This Nicholas anon let fly a fart,
As great as it had been a thunder dent;
That with the stroke he was well nigh y-blent;

Uh...

edited 15th Jan '13 7:31:00 PM by JapaneseTeeth

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#329231 edvedd Tue, 15th Jan '13 7:32:56 PM from Over there. Maybe?

Ah, the good old days. I wonder what the Equestrian good old days were like?

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#329232 d Roy Tue, 15th Jan '13 7:33:12 PM from Buffalo, New York

We need to talk, JT.

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Panic and procrastination will not solve anything.

#329233 Japanese Teeth Tue, 15th Jan '13 7:35:13 PM from Meinong's jungle

You think that's bad, you should see some of the crap Shakespeare got away with.

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#329234 kegisak Tue, 15th Jan '13 7:35:19 PM

@Lopiny: That video is amazing, and I'm going to steal it.

#329235 Japanese Teeth Tue, 15th Jan '13 7:38:03 PM from Meinong's jungle

Indeed, that video is great.

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#329236 d Roy Tue, 15th Jan '13 7:38:11 PM from Buffalo, New York

@JT - I know. I've read Titus Andronicus, and really, if there is anything else, well, I'd rather not.

Pinkie is born this way.

Panic and procrastination will not solve anything.

#329237 Lopiny Tue, 15th Jan '13 7:38:40 PM from somewhere

,

The complete line (without synching to Iago) is here

, in case anyone here needs it.

edited 15th Jan '13 7:38:57 PM by Lopiny

Oh, the thread? Don't worry, it's just dead.

#329238 Orion Aurora Tue, 15th Jan '13 7:39:31 PM from Andromeda Galaxy

Oh hi everypony. What did I miss?

Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.

#329239 d Roy Tue, 15th Jan '13 7:39:51 PM from Buffalo, New York

@Orion - Nothing. You missed nothing of value.

Panic and procrastination will not solve anything.

#329240 Lopiny Tue, 15th Jan '13 7:40:27 PM from somewhere

Orion, do not dig it up. You don't want to know.

Oh, the thread? Don't worry, it's just dead.

#329241 Swasfews Tue, 15th Jan '13 7:40:57 PM from New York

Yeah, it's rather smelly back there.

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#329242 d Roy Tue, 15th Jan '13 7:41:19 PM from Buffalo, New York

You...you...YOU....!!!!!

Here, have Ponyhemian Rhapsody.

edited 15th Jan '13 7:41:40 PM by dRoy

Panic and procrastination will not solve anything.

#329243 Orion Aurora Tue, 15th Jan '13 7:42:12 PM from Andromeda Galaxy

You humans should know that telling me to not do something is only going to make me do it.

...Wow, you guys are weird.

Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.

#329244 marston Tue, 15th Jan '13 7:42:59 PM from America

@Lyra: Yes, actually, I do have a question. Care to explain this?

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#329245 Lyra Heartstrings Tue, 15th Jan '13 7:44:40 PM from Bon Bon's house

Photoshop. Bon Bon and I are not ready for foals.

#329246 d Roy Tue, 15th Jan '13 7:45:52 PM from Buffalo, New York

You know what, I am done horsing around for today. Good night, folks.

-jumps in the convoy and rolls away-

Panic and procrastination will not solve anything.

#329247 Perpetual Lurker Tue, 15th Jan '13 7:46:03 PM

Stupid magical lesbian spawn. Being weird and not making much sense.

edited 15th Jan '13 7:46:17 PM by PerpetualLurker

#329248 Seraphem Tue, 15th Jan '13 7:46:47 PM from Delamare

So, how do mare couples hat want foals get them? Pony sperm bank? Get a friend to help out?

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#329249 Orion Aurora Tue, 15th Jan '13 7:49:12 PM from Andromeda Galaxy

You guys tell me not to look back, yet looking forward isn't any better.

Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.

#329250 Lyra Heartstrings Tue, 15th Jan '13 7:50:03 PM from Bon Bon's house

Magic. There's some sort of medical spell that can fertilize an egg using DNA from a parent, but I'm not entirely sure how it works. I've thought about it a bit, but we're not ready to seriously consider that yet.