Well, I don't know if the project will go over well if you use a real pony.

David the Mouse 14 (the original account) was banned, and this account was made to ban evade.

If you see any new handles that you suspect might be David the Mouse, please report them.

...whoa. Okay.

Suddenly things make a lot of sense.

Dare I ask what happened?

I guess not since I managed to kill the thread.

Not that it's really anyone's business, but David got into a fight in a thread and I gave him a temporary suspension, to which he replied in a manner that earned him a pernanent ban.

I suppose one could generalise that into a hint that I would imagine applies to all Internet fora: if you get banned, don't insult the Mod who banned you.

Back on topic... whatever the topic was.

edited 14th Jan '13 4:51:04 PM by nomuru2d

Thanks. And now that that's done with, shall we get back on topic, guys?

Sorry about that... so, uh, someone asked about coffee. I like coffee. Just don't ever give Pinkie coffee.

EDIT: Never mind.

David, if you're somehow reading this, I'm sorry this happened to you, but some things aren't worth fighting against, believe me.

edited 14th Jan '13 4:54:57 PM by ApplelightLimited

@Orion - What are you talking about? It's perfectly safe. Ask the experts.

Pinkie is able to stay hyper pretty much all the time because of energy drinks. Ponythirst, in particular.

Pinkie drinking coffee? Pinkie doesn't seem like the type who would need it in the mornings to wake up, but I could see her at least trying and possibly liking the kinds that have sugar and other flavorings in them. Plain coffee might be too bitter for a pony with such a sweet tooth, but it's kind of hard to tell with Pinkie. If she wanted a caffeine jolt, I more imagine her drinking soda/pop/fizzy drinks/whatever you call sugary carbonated drinks in your regional dialect.

The idea of Pinkie drinking coffee made me think that she'd be most likely to get into drinking it regularly if Sugarcube Corner started selling coffee drinks (the sugary, flavored kind) along with their pastries.

I'm digging these bumblebee changeling designs.

Sorry, I didn't know he had been banned. I thought he just wanted a differrent name.

Nah, I honestly don't think Pinkie would be into coffee. Too bitter for her. She'd have to put syrup in it like Buddy the Elf.

EDIT:

Also this incident shows that the mods are still watching this place, so everyone please be careful...especially you, Applelight Limited.

edited 14th Jan '13 5:09:43 PM by ApplelightLimited

the Librarian - I wouldn't mind being interviewed.

The bee changelings could the kind that would easily lure Honeybuzz (toyline-only pony) into being their victim (since she likes bees and they could use their similarity to bees to attract her), unless she would be the one who would figure out the quickest what they are because she knows what real bees are like compared to the bee-like changelings.

Hey!

Do you wanna feel so ENERGETIC?

Try Ponythirst!

Energy drinks for ponies who need GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF ENERGY.

With all new flavors like Scootaloo! Scootaloo energy, it’s like adding a chicken to a SONIC RAINBOOM.

Sound the alarm, you’re gonna be 20% more awesome!

What’s that? You want strawberry? Well how about FLUTTERSHY? Made with trees. REAL TREES.

Sports (YEAH!!). You’ll be good at them. It’s an energy drink for mares. MARENERGY.

These aren’t your dad’s puns, these are apple puns. MACINTOSH.

Science, energy, science, energy, electrolyes, turbolytes, powerlytes, MORE LIGHTS THAN YOUR FLANK HAS ROOM FOR.

You’ll be so fast, Princess Celestia will be like, “Sloooooowwww dooowwwwnn.”

And you’ll be like, “Fuck you!” and buck her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS.

You’ll have so much energy, energy (YEAH!!) just sonic-booming ALL THE TIME.

Sonic flying, sonic lifting, sonic sweeping, sonic dating, sonic eating, sonic laughing, sonic spawning foals. You’ll have so many foals. 6, 000 foals.

Give Scootaloo to your foals and they’ll be good at flight!

Make your foals fly ABNORMALLY FAST (EVEN IF THEY ARE NOT PEGASI!). They’ll fly as fast as Rainbow Dash!. Ponies will watch them flying and think they’re Rainbow Dash!. They’ll fly as fast as Rainbow Dash, in a race with actual Rainbow Dash, and it’ll be a tie, and they’ll get deported back to CLOUDSDALE.

Hey, go with the sure thing. Don’t gamble on your energy

(Derpy eyes!).

Try Ponythirst, the energy that will make you (YEAH!!) sports (YEAH!!).

edited 14th Jan '13 7:32:31 PM by dRoy

I applaud you.

It's just like riding a pony!

A pony that's 30 stories tall and covered in chainsaws!

Da hay seeds did I just read?

I like this Mare Do Well.

Ba dum tish.

That Ponythirst thing reminds me of my idea that Daring Do has a cousin named Brawn Do who sells a terrible energy drink.