#327126 Sereg Tue, 8th Jan '13 5:14:31 AM from South Africa

I must admit that I really want Aunt Twilight. And I'd prefer it if Cadance passed on her alicorness. Rule Of Cool and Rule of Funny. Especially if Twilight has to foalsit. And yeah, we already know about Leon and Princess Skyla. I like to think of them as Cadance's future foals.

edited 8th Jan '13 6:33:51 AM by Sereg

Unity of the Sun Mare

#327127 storyyeller Tue, 8th Jan '13 5:26:08 AM from Appleloosa

Post of the Day #250

Elijah, Ulysses (Especially Ulysses), The Fiend Leaders, Legate Lanarius, Caeser (From a point of view), House (From another point of view). Fallout New Vegas is full of amazingly well written villains.

Erm Sorry Moe I really don't know. Pardon for not paying attention.

anyways Derpy hooves in my lap? Assuming we are using 3 foot scaled ponies It would be a little rough but no worse than having a large dog jump in my lap, Scritchies would ensue once I got over the initial shock.

Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.

#327128 Purple Dalek Tue, 8th Jan '13 5:28:24 AM from Betelgeuse

I could never get into Fallout New Vegas for some reason. Something just didn't click.

@Auntie Twilight I can picture her trying to teach her niece or nephew to read. The baby ruins Twi's favourite book.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot right now.

#327129 storyyeller Tue, 8th Jan '13 5:29:55 AM from Appleloosa

It'd probably end up like Jackjack Attack.

Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.

#327130 Red Savant Tue, 8th Jan '13 5:30:09 AM from Japan

I liked New Vegas as soon as I got into Freeside, heard that kid crier talking about the general store, and immediately ran over there to get a hunting rifle. =)

Won't be online for a while due to the holidays. Stay safe, happy and warm!

#327131 Purple Dalek Tue, 8th Jan '13 5:38:04 AM from Betelgeuse

"Today, we're going to learn how to read!"

"Auntie Twilight, reading is boring!"

"You just made an enemy for life, kid."

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot right now.

#327132 storyyeller Tue, 8th Jan '13 5:49:16 AM from Appleloosa

Then Twilight hatches a plot to get her stuck in the hopsital so she'll learn to like reading. Because nothing could possibly go wrong with that.

Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.

#327133 edvedd Tue, 8th Jan '13 5:53:23 AM from Over there. Maybe?

"Accidents" are best teaching tool.

Visit my DeviantArt! I've got blood and ponies. The Bureau Project

#327134 storyyeller Tue, 8th Jan '13 5:55:11 AM from Appleloosa

But really, Twilight seems like just the kind of pony who would come up with a plan like that. At least on one of her worse days, like Lesson Zero.

Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.

#327135 Purple Dalek Tue, 8th Jan '13 5:56:46 AM from Betelgeuse

"I'll trip her down the stairs. And when she's in traction, she'll be forced to read. It's brilliant!"

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot right now.

#327136 edvedd Tue, 8th Jan '13 5:59:32 AM from Over there. Maybe?

Twilight stahp

Visit my DeviantArt! I've got blood and ponies. The Bureau Project

#327137 Purple Dalek Tue, 8th Jan '13 6:01:00 AM from Betelgeuse

In this week's exciting episode of My Little Pony, Twilight injures a small child.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot right now.

#327138 edvedd Tue, 8th Jan '13 6:01:22 AM from Over there. Maybe?

Ha...ha?

Visit my DeviantArt! I've got blood and ponies. The Bureau Project

#327139 Kyler Thatch Tue, 8th Jan '13 6:06:52 AM

"Twily, when I said to break a leg, I didn't mean that LITERALLY." >:[

edited 8th Jan '13 6:07:10 AM by KylerThatch

There's a storm that's raging through my frozen heart tonight.

#327140 edvedd Tue, 8th Jan '13 6:10:20 AM from Over there. Maybe?

Worst. Fanfic. Ever.

Visit my DeviantArt! I've got blood and ponies. The Bureau Project

#327141 Purple Dalek Tue, 8th Jan '13 6:10:23 AM from Betelgeuse

And then Twilight and Shining try to hide the evidence from Cadence.

Man, I'd love to see that week's letter to Celestia.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot right now.

#327142 storyyeller Tue, 8th Jan '13 6:15:28 AM from Appleloosa

Worst. Fanfic. Ever.

Worst? Or Best?

Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.

#327143 edvedd Tue, 8th Jan '13 6:16:18 AM from Over there. Maybe?

The Bworst.

Visit my DeviantArt! I've got blood and ponies. The Bureau Project

#327144 d Roy Tue, 8th Jan '13 6:16:43 AM from Buffalo, New York

I'm imagining Twilight dishing out knee-capping.

Can't be worse than brain-washing little girls.

This I do so that I will not live in regret.

#327145 edvedd Tue, 8th Jan '13 6:17:39 AM from Over there. Maybe?

And then entire towns.

And then...THE WORLD!!!

Visit my DeviantArt! I've got blood and ponies. The Bureau Project

#327146 Sereg Tue, 8th Jan '13 6:18:45 AM from South Africa

This sounds awesome. It needs to exist.

Unity of the Sun Mare

#327147 d Roy Tue, 8th Jan '13 6:19:14 AM from Buffalo, New York

At least illiteracy will be vanquished.

This I do so that I will not live in regret.

#327148 Purple Dalek Tue, 8th Jan '13 6:23:56 AM from Betelgeuse

Twilight turns Equestria into one enormous library and renames it Twitopia.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot right now.

#327149 Kyler Thatch Tue, 8th Jan '13 6:26:25 AM

Long ago, the three tribes lived together in harmony.

Then, everything changed when Twilight Sparkle's Literacy Army attacked.

There's a storm that's raging through my frozen heart tonight.

#327150 Purple Dalek Tue, 8th Jan '13 6:29:38 AM from Betelgeuse

Dictator!Twilight. The most adorable tyrant in the history of the universe.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot right now.