@Steve: And then, after they solve that problem in the first two episodes, episode three will be about the Canterlot bake sale.
The bake sale that is attacked by mutants.
Death is only your FIRST destination today.
Steve, you have such a crap saccharine view of the ponies world!
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Did you only just figure that out?!
I can talk about Luna surprising Celestia with banana-flavoured ice cream because she felt bad about a moon-related prank, then talk about the CMC making an emergency murder-suicide pact.
Dem fillies be demented, yo.
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Oops, accidently left out Italy.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
Steve, you are my kind of crazy.
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I blame that incident when I was about 6 when I fell down the stairs.
Don't think I was ever the same after that...
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Dude, Steve, we could have warned you about stairs.
Indeed.
Death is only your FIRST destination today.
Stairs have always made me overly cautious.
Then again, I'm paranoid. I still think things will get me in the darkness.
THE DAHKNESS!
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Trixie doesn't trust wheels because of the stair skateboard incident.
How many kids don't have an accident like that at some ponint?
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Yeah, but I landed eight times, five on my head!
Death is only your FIRST destination today.
I'm told I fell out of a shopping cart onto concrete pavement, but I don't remember.
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I am Steven Theman.
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
Gaze upon my White Fortress of Steam! May my nuclear butlers bring you a keg of whiskey?
edited 5th Jan '13 10:26:17 PM by Steventheman
Death is only your FIRST destination today.
I don't have any fear of stairs, in general, but I do have a slight fear of escalators. Not enough to actually panic if I have to ride one, or even really be all that bothered, but they do make me slightly edgy.
If you thought stairs were bad, try escalators. It could keep happening in perpetuity if conditions are right.
I can't do this all on my own.
I'm no Superman.
I'm always worried that my shoelaces are going to get caught and pull me under the escalator.