How many hamburgers do you think you could make out out of a single pony?
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Incidentally, I had a Big Mac for lunch yesterday.
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Why do they call her Applejack if she doesn't taste like apples?
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Hey, it could have been worse. We could have been talking about pony [redacted].
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I feel like this conversation was already had.
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Pony redacteds are the only things we're not talking about.
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Zero. Hamburgers don't come from ponies, sillies! Eat more chicken!
For some reason I love to talk about how ponies would taste like. I like talking about food in general, really.
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I wonder what Equestrian equivalent of Germans are.
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Wherever the hell Photo Finish is from.
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No, hamburgers are made from the flesh of the Hamburgernitionasolus of Salamanca.
I only ever eat turkey burgers anyways.
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For some reason I think the gryphons (however you spell it) are German.
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Ponies could totes defeat
Eldritch Abominations
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Gryphons are French. Or Fancy. Fancica. Fancicious.
Although isn't it funny that Photo Finish isn't Finnish?
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If my math is correct and my assumptions about pony size and weight reasonable, you could get about 460 hamburgers out of one pony. Big Mac would yield at least twice that.
He'd prolly be all tough and gamey and bleugh.
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@condot - For that pun you will be haunted by the murderous ghost of
Simo Häyhä. Forever!
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In my head, the Griffins are similar to the Holy Roman Empire, and encompass the majority of European-styled cultures. It all depends on where in the Empire the particular Griffin in from.