MLP Forum Archive - Page 12770

#319226 Kyler Thatch Wed, 19th Dec '12 7:04:56 PM

Hurricane Fluttershy title card

Secretly likes her dress

There's no need to sharpen my pencils anymore. My pencils are sharp enough.

Even the dull ones will leave a mark.

#319227 kegisak Wed, 19th Dec '12 7:05:04 PM

I got six hours of sleep last night, have been doing regressions for 13 hours solid, and have no idea what the fuck is going on in this thread right now.

Oh gods, what the hell?

#319228 Lopiny Wed, 19th Dec '12 7:05:11 PM from somewhere

I feel like I have stared into the mouth of madness.

Oh, the thread? Don't worry, it's just dead.

#319229 condottiera Wed, 19th Dec '12 7:05:16 PM from Chicago

You call that a rhyme? Leaves a certain thing lacking

I could do ten times better even if I was slacking

But I don't, Scout's honor, don't you even suggest

That when I lay a fresh beat I don't give it my best

edited 19th Dec '12 7:05:35 PM by condottiera

More pluck than an Alabama banjo festival

#319230 Applelight Limited Wed, 19th Dec '12 7:06:15 PM from Manehattan to Canterlot

Coloured in Aerobat

◊. That only took 17 minutes!

Tealove is best pony. Ask The Mane Six

#319231 Wryte Wed, 19th Dec '12 7:06:52 PM

==> Proceed to have one of the worst rap-offs in the history of tropespace

All the Homestuck avvies in this thread just make it even better.

edited 19th Dec '12 7:06:59 PM by Wryte

Shinobaka-Wryte and the Last Inheritance: An Inheritance Book 4 Sporking.

#319232 Kyler Thatch Wed, 19th Dec '12 7:06:56 PM

@Keg: We went off the rails on a crazy train for a while.

I'm trying to get it back on track with repeated minidumps, though.

Hint, hint.

There's no need to sharpen my pencils anymore. My pencils are sharp enough.

Even the dull ones will leave a mark.

#319233 condottiera Wed, 19th Dec '12 7:08:19 PM from Chicago

We could stop the madness right now if you could all just reach the consensus that I totally won this duel.

More pluck than an Alabama banjo festival

#319234 Lopiny Wed, 19th Dec '12 7:08:47 PM from somewhere

@Apple I'd make the nostrils a little less marked and more subtle, if you get what I mean. Otherwise, I like it.

Oh, the thread? Don't worry, it's just dead.

#319235 Kalloon White Wed, 19th Dec '12 7:08:54 PM from A pond in a lake

This rap is starting to get cringe inducing.

Insert something witty that makes me better than all of you, here.

#319236 storyyeller Wed, 19th Dec '12 7:09:15 PM from Appleloosa

What should be talk about? How about pony ages?

Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.

#319237 Super Gex Wed, 19th Dec '12 7:09:43 PM from A DECREPIT ROCK

Oh please, girl! I ain't even tryin'!

And if I was, your freakin' grandkids would be cryin'!

If I was a gamblin' man, I'd bet you aren't my peer!

How you gonna beat me, WHEN I'M ALREADY HERE?

(Okay, if we're really doing this, I'll be waiting in Yack Fest)

edited 19th Dec '12 7:10:46 PM by SuperGex

C'MON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!

#319238 Kyler Thatch Wed, 19th Dec '12 7:09:58 PM

Better that than pony books

edited 19th Dec '12 7:10:17 PM by KylerThatch

There's no need to sharpen my pencils anymore. My pencils are sharp enough.

Even the dull ones will leave a mark.

#319239 Sixthhokage 1 Wed, 19th Dec '12 7:10:08 PM

Well I gotta say Condo and Gex, we all gave it our best shot

But now we gotta leave it to the others to decide whose rhymes were most hot

#319240 Kalloon White Wed, 19th Dec '12 7:11:42 PM from A pond in a lake

Can't I be neutral?

Fluttershy represents neutrality among friends.

edited 19th Dec '12 7:14:01 PM by KalloonWhite

Insert something witty that makes me better than all of you, here.

#319241 condottiera Wed, 19th Dec '12 7:14:27 PM from Chicago

I gotta admit, you soundin pretty pathetic

I can't help but just be rad-ic-al-ly copa-fuckin-cetic.

So go back to your playground, the grown-ups are talking

Don't need no ankle-biters tripping up where I'm walking

Cause I take big steps, look out, here I come

Better high tail it out to wherever you from.

edited 19th Dec '12 7:15:53 PM by condottiera

More pluck than an Alabama banjo festival

#319242 Mio Wed, 19th Dec '12 7:17:13 PM

@Apple: It's certainly an improvement, I think. Interesting choice of color, reminds me of Firefly.

Pony Fanon Workshop Semi-Regular Attendant

#319243 Sixthhokage 1 Wed, 19th Dec '12 7:19:27 PM

Honestly I quit because I didn't want to be annoying :P

#319244 condottiera Wed, 19th Dec '12 7:20:57 PM from Chicago

Come on, you guys. You know my rhymes are the best.

I mean, I once got first place at my school's poetry contest.

I don't mean to brag, but it's too late for that

Cause I laid my cards down, but the others fell flat.

More pluck than an Alabama banjo festival

#319245 Applelight Limited Wed, 19th Dec '12 7:23:19 PM from Manehattan to Canterlot

Thank you folks for the comments. I still have a long way to go though.

Tealove is best pony. Ask The Mane Six

#319246 Kalloon White Wed, 19th Dec '12 7:25:17 PM from A pond in a lake

My interest in batponies has skyrocketed, as I'm running into them a lot recently.

Insert something witty that makes me better than all of you, here.

#319247 Orion Aurora Wed, 19th Dec '12 7:26:05 PM from Andromeda Galaxy

-Walks back in- Has the thread calmed down?

Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.

#319248 doineedaname Wed, 19th Dec '12 7:26:23 PM from Eastern US

Not yet.

#319249 Wryte Wed, 19th Dec '12 7:27:08 PM

This has gone on long enough so now I'm telling you to stuff like a fat man in red down a chimney in a huff 'cause his holiday swagger's been preempted by six months of crass commercial-ation steamrolling other special days, stomping on all other days, crushing all the other days, and reinforcing the stinking notion that he's severely underpaid (springing for extra chunky chips is the least you could do) until ho ho ho turns to boo hoo hoo and like the reverend T you'll be pitying that fool (by which I mean Tim Allen stuck in the SC 2).

/*drops the mic*

Shinobaka-Wryte and the Last Inheritance: An Inheritance Book 4 Sporking.

#319250 condottiera Wed, 19th Dec '12 7:27:16 PM from Chicago

YES.

I'M TOTALLY CALM.

CAN'T YOU TELL HOW CALM I AM RIGHT NOW?

CAAAAALM!

More pluck than an Alabama banjo festival