Yay, it's Gunnery Sergeant Spitfire!
Excuse me while everything she says becomes a R. Lee Ermey quote in my head.
Calling Rainbow as Private Joker.
Roid Rage is Private Pyle.
"JESUS CHRIST ROIDS I THINK YOU'VE GOT A WINGBONER!"
edited 15th Dec '12 7:50:02 PM by Steventheman
Death is only your FIRST destination today.
Random question regarding the sun in FIM cosmology.
- Do you think it goes through nuclear fusions?
- Along with all the celestial (hurr hurr hurr) objects, how do you think it was created?
edited 15th Dec '12 7:52:30 PM by dRoy
We go forward like a breath exhaled from the Earth. With vigor in our hearts and one goal in sight: We. Will. Kill him.
Okay, I'm thinking that this Lightning character is gonna either die in training or be much better than Dash in combat training.
Waiting on Spitfire to ask Rainbow whether or not she loves the Virgin Mary.
edited 15th Dec '12 7:56:26 PM by Steventheman
Death is only your FIRST destination today.
Oh, Steve's liveblog! Looks like I arrived just in time.
Oh, the thread? Don't worry, it's just dead
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I tried doing it with Google and got nothing, though I probably did it wrong
Well if you want me to do a search, just tell me the words contained, posters, page range, etc.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
So, Lightning Dust is flying at max dizziness.
Crash and burn in 3...2...1...
Wait, Lightning's done it. She's pretty good. Might act as a wingmare to Rainbow while Rainbow deploys a Rainboom over enemy targets.
Wait no, I got that mixed up. Bit of a tactical screw up there, seeing as Dash is the radiological weapon. Then again, Wonderbolt tactics were defeated by a big dragon and a water tower once.
edited 15th Dec '12 8:02:22 PM by Steventheman
Death is only your FIRST destination today.
Should've known Steve was gonna have a field day with this one.
I am still waiting for Spitfire to ask Dash about the Virgin Mary.
And a flag hunt? Might act more as a way to recognise smoke signals, especially when half a jungle is covered with napalm and angry Communists.
Death is only your FIRST destination today.
Shit, Dash has clipped her wing. In combat, she's MiGmeat.
Death is only your FIRST destination today.
"She's still at it. Well, I say we dress as a mailpony and get her hopes up!"
Death is only your FIRST destination today.
But what happens if they start vacilating?
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
Pinkie, you can't send a care package! You need 4 kills without dying!
Death is only your FIRST destination today.
@Story: That's what Twilight is there for.
"We'll deliver it in person"
So, you're gonna waltz right into an Air Force base?
Actually, seeing how this is Pinkie, I think she can do it, but she's going to kill at least twenty ponies.
On this obstacle course, I'm assuming that the pink clouds represent
SA Ms.
NICE JOB RAINLIGHT, YOU JUST KILLED SIX PILOTS! Enjoy your court-martial!
edited 15th Dec '12 8:17:42 PM by Steventheman
Death is only your FIRST destination today.
I just noticed hangars on the base.
Why would pegasi need hangars? Unless there's actually powered aircraft.
Death is only your FIRST destination today.
Pinkie, you can't send a care package! You need 4 kills without dying!
Pinkie found the bug to get infinite free care packages.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
She's since been banned from XBOX Live.
And now Rainlight have created a tornado. Nice going there. You've now got six dead pilots and about 12 ground personnel fighting for their lives in hospital.
Why doesn't Spitfire tell them that they're killing the wrong side?
And just in time to kill the Ponyville militia! God DAMN it Rainlight...
Also, I forgot Twilight has that balloon. I tend to skip the intro.
edited 15th Dec '12 8:27:33 PM by Steventheman
Death is only your FIRST destination today.