Playing through
this
incredibly generically titled RPG. It's...pretty dull and poorly balanced, and I'm not sure how much of is nostalgic suck as a parody of Final Fantasy 1 and how much of it is just poorly planned suck.
The world map is huge but obscenely sparse, so while the game is several hours long, most of it is just walking around the overworld looking for one of the 3-4 towns in the game. There are a lot of places that look like there was going to be a cave or something tucked away there, but never got put in.
Items are hideously overpriced for as little good as they do. Apples that restore less than half of your HP cost more than armor and weapons, and status cures cost several times as much.
Status effect magic is useless and almost never even lands properly on common enemies. Offensive magic is a complete joke. Twilight's spells do less damage than Fluttershy's regular attack, Fluttershy's summons do less damage than
her own regular attack. Both do several times less than Pinkie, AJ, and Dash. So basically, Twilight is a buff bitch for them. Most of the buffs are useless, having either negligible effect or no particularly useful one — for instance, Dash gets a self-target speed buff but has no need for it because she's already faster than pretty much everything in the game. So basically, everyone just spams their regular attack until one side or the other is dead while Twilight tries to look useful and Rarity desperately tries to keep up heals that don't scale properly with enemy damage, and the fight depends entirely on incoming damage spreading itself in the most fortunate possible way among six targets.
The main thing I got out of this game is just more bitterness that MLP Online got C&D'd, because as of yet it's the only pony RPG I've seen that wasn't so half-assed.
edited 13th Dec '12 4:09:32 PM by Pykrete