My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Forum Archive (nuked Western Animation thread)
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Kyler Thatch avatar
#311001 from the event horizon
Basically, the only way for it to be really effective is if you had a power suit with an on-board computer that adjusts your aim for you.

So... Iron Mare.
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#311002 from Japan
Yeah... body-mounted guns mean that everyone on the battlefield is doing dances to try to hit their targets.
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Kyler Thatch avatar
#311003 from the event horizon
See, this is why opposable thumbs are a thing.

And also arms.
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edvedd avatar
#311004 from Over there. Maybe?
@Kyler: Equal and opposite reaction, so both. tongue (Assuming that the cannon punches the target back a distance).

And in my weird 'Equestria in the future' idea, they have independently aiming firearms for soldiers and law enforcers.

edited 2nd Dec '12 6:19:18 AM by edvedd

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Great God Pan avatar
#311005 from The Woods. Where else?
It also raises another question: Why invent a weapon that requires a completely separate mechanism to work properly?
Spooky.
edvedd avatar
#311006 from Over there. Maybe?
Who knows.

Anyway, I'm imagining Trixie on her Great and Powerful Apology Tour.

edited 2nd Dec '12 6:25:57 AM by edvedd

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Great God Pan avatar
#311007 from The Woods. Where else?
[up]That makes her sound like a Rock Star or something tongue
Spooky.
Kyler Thatch avatar
#311008 from the event horizon
That doesn't really sound like Trixie. I still prefer the idea of her taking on a different name and identity and starting over.
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edvedd avatar
#311009 from Over there. Maybe?
[up][up]Every apology is accompanied by the sound of guitars shredding, and doves flying into the air.tongue

edited 2nd Dec '12 6:27:49 AM by edvedd

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#311010 from his own little world
There's that Ask Wild Card tumblr where he uses an actual shotgun. The only difference between it and a regular, human shotgun is that its trigger thing is big enough so that he can fit his hoof through it.
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#311011 from Deep Space
So the challenge is inventing a projectile weapon usable by equines that can be reliably carried and fired with reasonable accuracy by a single soldier. I'll get back to you if I figure something out.
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edvedd avatar
#311012 from Over there. Maybe?
Steve may have something in his mercenary group armory. tongue
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#311013 from Wales
You rang?
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edvedd avatar
#311014 from Over there. Maybe?
Pony weapons, dude. We need to custom-build some feasible pony-ready armaments.
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#311015 from Betelgeuse
. I still prefer the idea of her taking on a different name and identity and starting over.

Trixie's far too fond of herself to do that.
Bite my great and powerful ass!
Steventheman avatar
#311016 from Wales
Alright.

I've got shoulder-mounted cannons, the Modified Trigger guns and a unicorn horn extension that channels telekinetic energy into magical bolts, designed to impale tank armour.

It's not like the Equestrian Army was using them.

edited 2nd Dec '12 6:42:05 AM by Steventheman

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Kyler Thatch avatar
#311017 from the event horizon
Guess it's one of those "between a rock and a hard place" type deals, then. Her reputation is sunk worse than Titanic by now, but she's too fond of her identity to just let it go. What to do, what to do...
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edvedd avatar
#311018 from Over there. Maybe?
[up][up]And make the guns environmentally sensitive so they can react to sound and visual cues.

[up]Trixie will find a way.

edited 2nd Dec '12 6:44:11 AM by edvedd

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Steventheman avatar
#311019 from Wales
Pegasus Conversion Therapy?

I could picture that being a thing in future Equestria!

"Don't want to walk? Fly!"

[up] What if a friendly makes a noise?

edited 2nd Dec '12 6:44:45 AM by Steventheman

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edvedd avatar
#311020 from Over there. Maybe?
Well, maybe friendly soldiers have unique tags that the on-board cameras can scan instantaneously.
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#311021 from Wales
That would require quite a bit of expensive technology.

And also, what if an enemy steals one?
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edvedd avatar
#311022 from Over there. Maybe?
Well, nothing's perfect. Failsafes need to be built into everything nowadays.
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#311023 from Wales
Yeah.

Also, I was thinking about it, and the Alicorn Amulet could qualify for a SCP. Boosts power massively in cost of the user's morals, reason and sanity?

edited 2nd Dec '12 7:06:29 AM by Steventheman

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Kyler Thatch avatar
#311024 from the event horizon
I wonder if it actively inspires negative thoughts, or if it's just a simple matter of letting the id take over.
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#311025 from Horsehead Nebula
[up][up]Yes, and Zecora is agent of SCPF, so amulet is contained.

http://www.ponychan.net/chan/oat/res/38241872.html
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