Except they're not doing it right.
Seriously, do they think that Pinkie Pie hasn't had to slap a few suspects to get them talking?
APPLE BLOOM! SHE IS SLEEPING! TAKE THE CHANCE NOW! A FUCKING PILLOW OVER THE MOUTH AND EVERYPONY THINKS SHE DIED IN THE NIGHT!
edited 26th Nov '12 8:47:14 PM by Steventheman
The metal of your chains is no match for the metal in my veins.
They're building another float.
On the list of great ideas for dealing with a problem, this sits right up with Appeasing Hitler in the 1930's.
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Katana Fluttershy. I like.
MSG 4 Twilight, I also like.
edited 26th Nov '12 8:48:53 PM by Steventheman
The metal of your chains is no match for the metal in my veins.
Hopefully someone who deserves it.
And they have a clock?
Oh, they're making a car bomb!
Sorry, I thought the plan was stupid.
I don't think that their mutation extends to anaerobic respiration.
edited 26th Nov '12 8:51:08 PM by Steventheman
The metal of your chains is no match for the metal in my veins.
One bloody second, Meta. Damn you.
Man how the nanoseconds fly by. Which reminds me, apparently
Hussie's fight with LE took place in less than a nanosecond.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
Alright, so they have the car bomb ready.
One of them has to bail out with the detonator, get away, and blow it sky-high, along with Babs, and if they can, DATASS.
Collateral damage acceptable.
As long as it detonates AWAY from the militia. No Lawpony casualties.
edited 26th Nov '12 8:54:36 PM by Steventheman
The metal of your chains is no match for the metal in my veins.
And what DT lacks in physical prowess, she makes up in clout thanks to dad's money.
She's Princess Morbucks.
Also, I think that technically, Babs Seed never did any wan*shot*
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
"Isn't it smashing?"
I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK!
Float suffers a brake "malfunction" and goes off the Unguard-railed Road by the cliff.
edited 26th Nov '12 8:56:43 PM by Steventheman
The metal of your chains is no match for the metal in my veins.
Cutie Mark Crusader Psychological Manipulators, yay!
That would be running a punchline into the ground.
Cutie Mark Crusaders Let's Fuck Shit Up for great justice.
The metal of your chains is no match for the metal in my veins.
Oh hells yeah.
I love it when a plan comes together.
The float crashes, the militia runs over, one dead target, and no suspects.
All that can be said was that it was an accident, the CMC built it perfectly well. Everypony moves on with their lives.
Then Scoots turns up dead, followed by Sweetie Belle.
No witnesses.
But then it turns out they poisoned AB's drink.
No suspects.
edited 26th Nov '12 9:01:48 PM by Steventheman
The metal of your chains is no match for the metal in my veins.
So, it turns out that Babs has also been attacked for her blank flank.
Not an excuse. Execute plan as directed.
edited 26th Nov '12 9:03:38 PM by Steventheman
The metal of your chains is no match for the metal in my veins.
Cutie Mark Crusaders Murder-Suicide pact.
I mentioned it way back.
"Now we're bullies too."
Like fuck you are! You're just dealing some justice for HER crimes! You can get to the Manehattan bullies later!
edited 26th Nov '12 9:05:38 PM by Steventheman
The metal of your chains is no match for the metal in my veins.
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