Eh, I'll deflect it with a mirror or something...
The question with Pinkie Pie may not be whether or not you can get her, but how long you can hold out once you have her.
Note that Rarity is the only one to have been kidnapped so far. I think she's the only one anyway.
Tealove is best pony.
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You wouldn't kidnap Fluttershy. You'd try, but she'd be so nice to you that next thing you know you're having tea with her and her animal friends. And a bear.
Psh. I'm setting my sights a little bit higher than you.
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Obviously we must conspire to kidnap the princesses.
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Dibs on Celly.
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You can't have two.
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This is a kidnap, not pick a pony!
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Well, Cheeselegs isn't technically a pony, now that I think of it, so go ahead.
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C'MON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!
Note that Rarity is the only one to have been kidnapped so far. I think she's the only one anyway.
AJ got enslaved too though.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
Kidnapping Rarity is easy. Keeping her from driving you crazy after the fact is not.
Can't you just use earplugs?
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
The princess has been rescued by dudes. Are you a bad enough ninja to kidnap the princess?
I have a message from another time...
@Enlong: Depends; is there another castle?
Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.
@Syd: Finally, someone with sense. :D
Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.
If we're going to kidnap, why not Princess Celestia? That would be the ultimate coup, wouldn't it? Of course, that would take some major power.